The Moonbeamz
@themoonbeamz.bsky.social
A Multi Hyphenate…
Black-Queer-Mother-Lover-Creative-Podcaster-Neurospicy-Ghanaian
Black-Queer-Mother-Lover-Creative-Podcaster-Neurospicy-Ghanaian
Definitely passed out right before my daughter’s party yesterday 🤦🏿♀️ I have GOT to remember to eat…and drink water…and not stand directly in the hot ass sun too long
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Definitely passed out right before my daughter’s party yesterday 🤦🏿♀️ I have GOT to remember to eat…and drink water…and not stand directly in the hot ass sun too long
Omg if my neighbors dogs don’t shut TF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Omg if my neighbors dogs don’t shut TF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People trying to race on Santa Monica Blvd in Century City…in traffic…on a Saturday…get a fuckin grip!
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
People trying to race on Santa Monica Blvd in Century City…in traffic…on a Saturday…get a fuckin grip!
Starting from the beginning is humbling…but also motivating because I know I’ve reached the goal I set for myself before and I’m bout to get there and beyond.
January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Starting from the beginning is humbling…but also motivating because I know I’ve reached the goal I set for myself before and I’m bout to get there and beyond.
I need a hug please
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I need a hug please
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Ryan Coogler wins award for Best Original Screenplay for ‘Sinners’ #CriticsChoiceAwards
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Ryan Coogler wins award for Best Original Screenplay for ‘Sinners’ #CriticsChoiceAwards
I will immediately remove myself from group chats with people I don’t know.
You didn’t ask me to be here and I don’t care about this conversation so…
You didn’t ask me to be here and I don’t care about this conversation so…
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January 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I will immediately remove myself from group chats with people I don’t know.
You didn’t ask me to be here and I don’t care about this conversation so…
You didn’t ask me to be here and I don’t care about this conversation so…
When you have to wash the sheets because it was like…
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December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
When you have to wash the sheets because it was like…
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Because it’s a day that ends in “y”
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Because it’s a day that ends in “y”
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THE SECOND THIS TODDLER GOES TO SLEEP!!!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
THE SECOND THIS TODDLER GOES TO SLEEP!!!!!!!
It’s getting out of hand at this point personally. My lady just smiles and goes with it though so 🤭😏
I can't even blame ovulation anymore. I think this the real me
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It’s getting out of hand at this point personally. My lady just smiles and goes with it though so 🤭😏
You raggedy bitches!!!
Why didn’t anyone tell me how much getting a retainer hurts?!? I thought it was bout to be smooth ass sailing once these braces came off!!!
What in the ENTIRE FUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Why didn’t anyone tell me how much getting a retainer hurts?!? I thought it was bout to be smooth ass sailing once these braces came off!!!
What in the ENTIRE FUUUUCK!!!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You raggedy bitches!!!
Why didn’t anyone tell me how much getting a retainer hurts?!? I thought it was bout to be smooth ass sailing once these braces came off!!!
What in the ENTIRE FUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Why didn’t anyone tell me how much getting a retainer hurts?!? I thought it was bout to be smooth ass sailing once these braces came off!!!
What in the ENTIRE FUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Overhearing my kids and their friends talking about how good my cooking is
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December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Overhearing my kids and their friends talking about how good my cooking is
Getting blamed for something that the parallel parent does regularly is both infuriating but also is par for the course…parenthood sucks when you have to deal with an emotionally immature and blame seeking individual. It’s exhausting and I have 15 more years to go…
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December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Getting blamed for something that the parallel parent does regularly is both infuriating but also is par for the course…parenthood sucks when you have to deal with an emotionally immature and blame seeking individual. It’s exhausting and I have 15 more years to go…
Y’all when I tell you that I tickle myself with the shenanigans I get our #ElfontheShelf Elfonzo into 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Y’all when I tell you that I tickle myself with the shenanigans I get our #ElfontheShelf Elfonzo into 🤣🤣🤣
2025 Me to 2020 Me: “and that’s what happened over the last 5 years”
2020 Me:
2020 Me:
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December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
2025 Me to 2020 Me: “and that’s what happened over the last 5 years”
2020 Me:
2020 Me:
This a reminder…
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This a reminder…
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December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
#WickedForGood spoiler
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My face when #Elphaba and Fiyero got on the bed with their outside clothes
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My face when #Elphaba and Fiyero got on the bed with their outside clothes
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November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
#WickedForGood spoiler
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My face when #Elphaba and Fiyero got on the bed with their outside clothes
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My face when #Elphaba and Fiyero got on the bed with their outside clothes