Michael Garcia
@themikegarcia.bsky.social
Voice Actor SAG-Aftra
#Starfield #Netflix #Paramount+
Photographer / Filmmaker
Los Angeles CA
3x Guinness World Record Holder 🏆
#Starfield #Netflix #Paramount+
Photographer / Filmmaker
Los Angeles CA
3x Guinness World Record Holder 🏆
They’re gonna have to build a MAGA wing in hell 👹
January 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They’re gonna have to build a MAGA wing in hell 👹
Los Angeles from the sky today
January 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Los Angeles from the sky today
I can’t do work today because my Mom gave me 8 bags of caramel corn for Christmas
January 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I can’t do work today because my Mom gave me 8 bags of caramel corn for Christmas
Anyone else unable to throw away their Pandemic masks??
It has a weird sentimental value and was my best friend for 2 years.
It has a weird sentimental value and was my best friend for 2 years.
January 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Anyone else unable to throw away their Pandemic masks??
It has a weird sentimental value and was my best friend for 2 years.
It has a weird sentimental value and was my best friend for 2 years.
By the power of Beyoncé I decree that Christmas Halftime Shows are now a thing forever and ever, amen.
December 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
By the power of Beyoncé I decree that Christmas Halftime Shows are now a thing forever and ever, amen.
Netflix got Mariah for pre-game, Beyoncé for halftime, and the ghost of Whitney Houston for after the game
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December 25, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Netflix got Mariah for pre-game, Beyoncé for halftime, and the ghost of Whitney Houston for after the game
A TSA agent asked me where I got my pants and I plead the fifth
December 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
A TSA agent asked me where I got my pants and I plead the fifth
Callback today then I’m officially on vacation! Send me holiday mojo!
December 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Callback today then I’m officially on vacation! Send me holiday mojo!
Elon Musk is dumb Lex Luthor
December 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Elon Musk is dumb Lex Luthor
I have one question after watching that trailer.
Who picks up Krypto's shit when Superman isn't around?
Who picks up Krypto's shit when Superman isn't around?
December 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I have one question after watching that trailer.
Who picks up Krypto's shit when Superman isn't around?
Who picks up Krypto's shit when Superman isn't around?
There are so many dogs with capes in their future
December 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
There are so many dogs with capes in their future
If the Superman trailer and the Matt Gaetz House Ethics Report come out out the same time I’ll have a decision to make
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December 18, 2024 at 6:09 PM
If the Superman trailer and the Matt Gaetz House Ethics Report come out out the same time I’ll have a decision to make
When I was a kid watching sports on TV I would stand up and take my hat off during the national anthem.
Now I fast forward through that shit.
Now I fast forward through that shit.
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
When I was a kid watching sports on TV I would stand up and take my hat off during the national anthem.
Now I fast forward through that shit.
Now I fast forward through that shit.
After CEOs can we move on to dentists?
December 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
After CEOs can we move on to dentists?
“Last Christmas” is the best Christmas song that you can play at a time like this
December 17, 2024 at 6:53 AM
“Last Christmas” is the best Christmas song that you can play at a time like this
I invented Christmas Kimbap tonight
December 17, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I invented Christmas Kimbap tonight
I fuck with the nog
December 16, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I fuck with the nog
You can’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk but it turns out you can have it removed
December 12, 2024 at 10:18 PM
You can’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk but it turns out you can have it removed
Holding space to tickle someone holding space
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Holding space to tickle someone holding space
I feel like I’m being punished when I don’t hit the skip button in time on a YouTube ad and they make me watch another one
December 10, 2024 at 8:02 AM
I feel like I’m being punished when I don’t hit the skip button in time on a YouTube ad and they make me watch another one
Who else is playing Indiana Jones today?
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Who else is playing Indiana Jones today?
President Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing...
December 10, 2024 at 1:33 AM
President Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing...
I can only think of one lawyer good enough to get Luigi acquitted...
December 10, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I can only think of one lawyer good enough to get Luigi acquitted...
Ryan Murphy was on the line with Dave Franco as soon as he saw pics of the CEO Assassin
December 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Ryan Murphy was on the line with Dave Franco as soon as he saw pics of the CEO Assassin
The CEO assassin stopped at Starbucks and it reminded me of those photos of Lee Harvey Oswald hitting up a Chipotle on the way to the book depository
December 8, 2024 at 4:14 AM
The CEO assassin stopped at Starbucks and it reminded me of those photos of Lee Harvey Oswald hitting up a Chipotle on the way to the book depository