Mike Voydanoff
@themike.bsky.social
Earthbound spirit, living in a lucid dream. I’m just here for the burritos.
Sometimes it’s hard to deal with stuff when you have stuff to deal with.
August 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes it’s hard to deal with stuff when you have stuff to deal with.
There is no proof of an all encompassing objective reality that is the same for everyone. It is a myth.
July 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There is no proof of an all encompassing objective reality that is the same for everyone. It is a myth.
You are what you eat. I am burrito.
July 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You are what you eat. I am burrito.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
June 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
People who use the term “simp” clearly have no idea what sympathy is. And obviously don’t even know how to spell it either.
May 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
People who use the term “simp” clearly have no idea what sympathy is. And obviously don’t even know how to spell it either.
Wow there’s a lot of crazy energy on this planet!
May 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wow there’s a lot of crazy energy on this planet!
Maybe we should change “mansplaining” to mean “explaining stuff to a man” since a lot of men seem to need that these days.
May 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Maybe we should change “mansplaining” to mean “explaining stuff to a man” since a lot of men seem to need that these days.
Hmm, I hate to think tobacco might belong on this list as well. Of course cannabis isn’t on the list because they have weed everywhere.
May 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hmm, I hate to think tobacco might belong on this list as well. Of course cannabis isn’t on the list because they have weed everywhere.
Garlic, onions, chocolate and coffee: the four most important plants on Earth that account for a majority of our incarnations and space tourism.
May 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Garlic, onions, chocolate and coffee: the four most important plants on Earth that account for a majority of our incarnations and space tourism.
Sell it to whom? Is anyone buying used Teslas these days?
May 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sell it to whom? Is anyone buying used Teslas these days?
This lifetime is only one life of many. But I prefer to take things one life at a time.
May 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This lifetime is only one life of many. But I prefer to take things one life at a time.
Earth Fatigue is real.
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Earth Fatigue is real.
We need to stop talking about the “male loneliness epidemic” and focus on the male ignorance epidemic instead.
March 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We need to stop talking about the “male loneliness epidemic” and focus on the male ignorance epidemic instead.
I love all that, and chap stick too.
March 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I love all that, and chap stick too.
Dude realizes he really wants his own toe ring, but is afraid to even think it out loud in his head to himself.
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dude realizes he really wants his own toe ring, but is afraid to even think it out loud in his head to himself.
Garlic is the main reason visitors come here from other planets. Earth is famous for its garlic!
March 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Garlic is the main reason visitors come here from other planets. Earth is famous for its garlic!
The thing about Earth is that there is no safe place to land the time machine.
March 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The thing about Earth is that there is no safe place to land the time machine.
The price of eggs keep going higher and higher. Meanwhile the hens are paying no taxes at all!
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The price of eggs keep going higher and higher. Meanwhile the hens are paying no taxes at all!
It seems only women that are willing to stand up to Trump and Musk. Men are destroying this country and are leaving it to the women to clean up the mess.
February 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It seems only women that are willing to stand up to Trump and Musk. Men are destroying this country and are leaving it to the women to clean up the mess.
Yep. This is a mess created by the republicans. Let them clean it up themselves.
February 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yep. This is a mess created by the republicans. Let them clean it up themselves.
Anyone who uses the term “simp” as if sympathy is a bad thing is a narcissist and will not be receiving any sympathy from me.
February 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Anyone who uses the term “simp” as if sympathy is a bad thing is a narcissist and will not be receiving any sympathy from me.
When a ventriloquist farts they always blame the dummy.
February 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When a ventriloquist farts they always blame the dummy.
For me, feminism is straightforward result of empathy and compassion. So the opposite of feminism is not misogyny, but narcissism.
February 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
For me, feminism is straightforward result of empathy and compassion. So the opposite of feminism is not misogyny, but narcissism.
Normalize Feminism
February 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Normalize Feminism