Why are all of the people in Duolingo's stories fucking psychopaths?

I wanna open a noodle shop called Tasteful Noods

Wow, you know a supplement must be super effective when its primary claim is, "clinically studied"

Has the Verizon login page been down the entire day for anyone else?

Love when run down apartment complexes reach for fancy names, like "Big Oaks Estates", or, "Mountain View Cottages". As opposed to more appropriate names, like, "Interstate View Shacks", or, "The Hovels at The Crossing".

We never hear much about Dances with Wolves' younger brother, Prances with Cats