TheMainSpoon
themainspoon.bsky.social
TheMainSpoon
@themainspoon.bsky.social
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
May 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
this is who ur being mean to when ur mean to me
April 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart
April 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM