I’m coming on here to flog my log… in today’s Lucyverse I try Marmite flavoured rock and take a rail replacement bus from Carlisle. It’s all go!! Have a read why don’t ya? open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...

Is 6 Music down? I’ve got enough anxiety as it is without hearing dead air followed by Primal Scream

It’s Lucyverse Day and today I’m flogging my caramel log and dissecting the cultural significance of snowballs with a round up of the Tunnock’s range, which hasn’t changed since 1952. Enjoy and try not to break your teeth! open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...

New level of writing procrastination unlocked: trying to find myself on Google Street View

It’s Lucyverse day and I’m back from the land o’ flu to bring you the world’s most depressing candle, a weird worm and an ancient gif of Eoin McLove from Father Ted. Enjoy! lucysweet.substack.com/p/like-a-can...

Did I really just hear what sounded like a heartfelt tribute to Jean Marie Le Pen on 6 Music???? You guys do know he was bad, don’t you?

Happy Christmas!

Does anyone on Bluesky want to buy some badges and a Wotsits postcard? They’re the most niche stocking filler ever, but if you’ve ever hankered after a badge that says ‘I ❤️ Soreen’ they’re £7.50 including postage! Payment link at lucysweet.substack.com

Is it okay to just scream over here? I don’t care, going to anyway ARRRGGGGGGGGGGRFRGGFRRGRHRGRGRGRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I’ve got sciatica in my leg and every man I’ve mentioned it to has also had it. It seems universal. I couldn’t help but wonder… is sciatica like period pain for men? *smokes, looks out of the window at New York*

Just inspecting this social media platform like a puffed up small town estate agent from Homes Under the Hammer