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thelubitschtouch.bsky.social
@thelubitschtouch.bsky.social
“Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.” -Groucho Marx
A guy sitting on the subway platform listening to “The Cowboy in Me” by Tim McGraw
February 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
EXECUTIVE ORDER: A new mandatory government executive order requires that every American (no exceptions) must receive one government funded (no budget limitations) cosmetic surgery of their choice. Choices can range from butt lifts to bucked teeth. Be creative, the choice is yours!
February 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“Speaking of corruption, let’s pivot to ads.” - C.P. Cavafy
February 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM