𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄
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"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲."
Pinned
"I live in a world filled with magic and magical creatures and yet, I can't show my ankle."
October 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"I live in a world filled with magic and magical creatures and yet, I can't show my ankle."
Singing her mother's song while lying under a tree.
May 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Singing her mother's song while lying under a tree.
"Princesses everywhere...."
Kicking a rock.
"How's a girl supposed to get by with just selling milk and horses...."
Kicking a rock.
"How's a girl supposed to get by with just selling milk and horses...."
May 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Princesses everywhere...."
Kicking a rock.
"How's a girl supposed to get by with just selling milk and horses...."
Kicking a rock.
"How's a girl supposed to get by with just selling milk and horses...."
"Let the world know then! Go spread the word! Go, my silly new frog friend! Tell everyone why they shouldn't!" :D
" frogs do speak, but humans can't understand them. . ."
webbed hands tap together and she slowly gazes up at the taller human. froggy appears a bit anxious.
" froggy doesn't think frogs should be eaten "
webbed hands tap together and she slowly gazes up at the taller human. froggy appears a bit anxious.
" froggy doesn't think frogs should be eaten "
"It's not a common dish and I don't think the frogs have ever spoken back! Maybe you can be the ambassador for all frogs!"
May 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"Let the world know then! Go spread the word! Go, my silly new frog friend! Tell everyone why they shouldn't!" :D
"It's not a common dish and I don't think the frogs have ever spoken back! Maybe you can be the ambassador for all frogs!"
the frog child looks VERY distressed.
" . . . . that's not very nice of them to do that, ribbit "
" . . . . that's not very nice of them to do that, ribbit "
"Y--Yes....s--some people do...."
May 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"It's not a common dish and I don't think the frogs have ever spoken back! Maybe you can be the ambassador for all frogs!"
"Y--Yes....s--some people do...."
May 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Y--Yes....s--some people do...."
"Frogs? You know, some people DO eat frogs!
Also, please keep those away from me. I'm still not okay after the lick...."
Also, please keep those away from me. I'm still not okay after the lick...."
May 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Frogs? You know, some people DO eat frogs!
Also, please keep those away from me. I'm still not okay after the lick...."
Also, please keep those away from me. I'm still not okay after the lick...."
Yawning
"I--I know I just got back, but I'm so tired. Goodnight, everyone...."
"I--I know I just got back, but I'm so tired. Goodnight, everyone...."
May 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Yawning
"I--I know I just got back, but I'm so tired. Goodnight, everyone...."
"I--I know I just got back, but I'm so tired. Goodnight, everyone...."
Cracking her back with a sigh. She just got back from a very long trip to somewhere very far. 😓
May 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Cracking her back with a sigh. She just got back from a very long trip to somewhere very far. 😓
Humming while looking at some of the items in the market.
"So expensive...."
"So expensive...."
April 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Humming while looking at some of the items in the market.
"So expensive...."
"So expensive...."
April 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Uhhhhh how long is thissss."
" Yyyyep. "
"I...I forgot what I was about to ask you, but yeah!"
April 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"Uhhhhh how long is thissss."
"By the stables please!"
" Aight. Where do y' want these? "
"Oh yes! I'd love some help please, fairy boy!" :)
April 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"By the stables please!"
"I...I forgot what I was about to ask you, but yeah!"
" Hm. . . possible hallucinations, scatterbrainedness. . . It will only last a short while. "
"W--What? W--WHY?! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?"
Poor girl
Poor girl
April 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"I...I forgot what I was about to ask you, but yeah!"
"W--What? W--WHY?! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?"
Poor girl
Poor girl
" No, but you will feel a bit funny for a while. "
"WHAT?! AM I ABOUT TO DIE?!"
April 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"W--What? W--WHY?! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?"
Poor girl
Poor girl
"Oh yes! I'd love some help please, fairy boy!" :)
He's just putting on the gauntlets. Lifting the boxes with ease.
" Need some help, Malon? "
" Need some help, Malon? "
Cracking her back with a small huff.
"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."
"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."
April 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"Oh yes! I'd love some help please, fairy boy!" :)
"WHAT?! AM I ABOUT TO DIE?!"
" They typically. . . excrete toxins that affect the brain. "
Standing there, staring.
"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."
"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."
April 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"WHAT?! AM I ABOUT TO DIE?!"
Standing there, staring.
"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."
"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."
" I—
Miss. Lucking frogs is a terrible idea. "
Miss. Lucking frogs is a terrible idea. "
Lick
"Bleh..."
"Bleh..."
April 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Standing there, staring.
"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."
"Oopsie. I wasn't thinking in the moment...."
Lick
"Bleh..."
"Bleh..."
holding out a frog.
April 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lick
"Bleh..."
"Bleh..."
Cracking her back with a small huff.
"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."
"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."
April 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Cracking her back with a small huff.
"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."
"Owww....moving these boxes is gonna be the death of me...."
"I want a golden Cucco. It'd be a fun surprise for papa...."
Putting her fingers in her chin in thought. Maybe she should try to get a golden Cucco....
"And that's so sweet of you! Do they have anything special about them besides being super strong?" :0
Putting her fingers in her chin in thought. Maybe she should try to get a golden Cucco....
"And that's so sweet of you! Do they have anything special about them besides being super strong?" :0
"Well...You have to breed the Cucco a certain way, and make sure they're getting enough food!"
Linkle would begin to explain to the redhead, as if this sort of thing was normal.
"I like donating my golden cuccos to my village, since they're actually stronger than others!~"
Linkle would begin to explain to the redhead, as if this sort of thing was normal.
"I like donating my golden cuccos to my village, since they're actually stronger than others!~"
"WHA?! YOU HAVE A GOLDEN CUCCO?!"
Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!
"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"
Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!
"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"
April 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"I want a golden Cucco. It'd be a fun surprise for papa...."
Putting her fingers in her chin in thought. Maybe she should try to get a golden Cucco....
"And that's so sweet of you! Do they have anything special about them besides being super strong?" :0
Putting her fingers in her chin in thought. Maybe she should try to get a golden Cucco....
"And that's so sweet of you! Do they have anything special about them besides being super strong?" :0
"WHA?! YOU HAVE A GOLDEN CUCCO?!"
Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!
"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"
Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!
"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"
"Golden Cucco? Oh! I have a few of those!"
Linkle seems to perk up at the mention of the golden Cucco!...She figured that the other woman must be some kind of rancher just like her!
Linkle seems to perk up at the mention of the golden Cucco!...She figured that the other woman must be some kind of rancher just like her!
"Haha! It'll be hard enough to get a Cucco's eggs anyway, let alone one that'd have sweets inside! That'd be like the legend of the golden Cucco who lays golden eggs!"
April 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"WHA?! YOU HAVE A GOLDEN CUCCO?!"
Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!
"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"
Mouth agape. She thought they were stuff of legends!
"Wow....I thought they were fake! Some tale to tell or a metaphor to use!"
"Haha! It'll be hard enough to get a Cucco's eggs anyway, let alone one that'd have sweets inside! That'd be like the legend of the golden Cucco who lays golden eggs!"
"I think people hunt eggs on this holiday? I heard you get sweets!......I don't think the people who thought up the holiday know how Cucco eggs work..."
"Oh! Today feels like an important day! Maybe it's a holiday of sorts? I do wish anyone who knows and celebrates it a day of joy and celebration!" :D
April 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Haha! It'll be hard enough to get a Cucco's eggs anyway, let alone one that'd have sweets inside! That'd be like the legend of the golden Cucco who lays golden eggs!"
"Oh! Today feels like an important day! Maybe it's a holiday of sorts? I do wish anyone who knows and celebrates it a day of joy and celebration!" :D
April 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Oh! Today feels like an important day! Maybe it's a holiday of sorts? I do wish anyone who knows and celebrates it a day of joy and celebration!" :D