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In 8 seasons between college and the NFL, Michael Penix suffered 5 season-ending injuries. When a season begins, it's more than a 50% chance Penix won't finish it.

Michael Penix Jr Tore His ACL (Again), What To Make of His NFL Future?📝

#NFL #AtlantaFalcons

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Michael Penix Jr Tore His ACL (Again), What To Make of His NFL Future? - Deadseriousness
Michael Penix Jr suffered his 5th season-ending injury in 8 seasons between college and the NFL, where does Atlanta go from here?
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November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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MLB teams LOVE big, fun playoff runs immediately followed by tearing down the rosters, pretending to be stricken with poverty. Not Seattle.

By Re-Signing 1B Josh Naylor, The Seattle Mariners Show They Are In The World Series Winning Business📝

#MLB #Mariners

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By Re-Signing 1B Josh Naylor, The Seattle Mariners Show They Are In The World Series Winning Business - Deadseriousness
The Seattle Mariners are bringing back Josh Naylor, the first domino to fall in what could be a massive offseason.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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An octogenarian, in his 23rd NBA season, made his season debut to casually, effortlessly drop 12 assists in the Lakers victory over the Jazz

LeBron James Makes Season Debut, Decides to Become Best Point Guard in the NBA📝

#NBA #LosAngelesLakers #UtahJazz

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LeBron James Makes Season Debut, Decides to Become Best Point Guard in the NBA - Deadseriousness
40-year-old LeBron James debuted in his 23rd NBA season, looking like the greatest point guard of all time in LA's win over Utah.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Let's review Shedeur's Sunday:

• Made his NFL debut
• Was not good at football
• Burglarized

Shedeur Sanders Had An Awful NFL Debut and Then His House Got Robbed📝

#NFL #ClevelandBrowns

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Shedeur Sanders Had An Awful NFL Debut and Then His House Got Robbed - Deadseriousness
Shedeur Sanders had a brutal Sunday. He made his NFL debut, played one of the worst games ever, then his house got robbed. Bruuutal.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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NBA history tells us Victor Wembanyama's height makes him susceptible to injuries. And now he's out a month with a calf strain. The NBA's 65-game policy may shut Wemby out of awards.

What if Victor Wembanyama Never Wins Any Awards?📝

#NBA #SanAntonioSpurs

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What if Victor Wembanyama Never Wins Any Awards? - Deadseriousness
Victor Wembanyama is set to miss a few weeks recovering from a left calf strain. What if he never reaches the 65-game award threshold?
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November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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• Double OT
• Coby White season debut
• Lauri Markkanen 47-point masterclass
• Ace Bailey weirdo game

The Utah Jazz and Chicago Bulls Just Had a Double Overtime Slapfight📝

#NBA #ChicagoBulls #UtahJazz

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The Utah Jazz and Chicago Bulls Just Had a Double Overtime Slapfight - Deadseriousness
The Utah Jazz and Chicago Bulls had a double overtime thriller, Lauri Markkanen going for 47 to disappoint the returning Coby White.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The Yankees may not be interested in Kyle Tucker or Tarik Skubal but at least they are upgrading their front office I guess...

The Yankees Firing International Scouting Director Is the Biggest Move of Their Offseason📝

#Yankees #MLB

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The Yankees Firing International Scouting Director Is the Biggest Move Of Their Offseason - Deadseriousness
The New York Yankees fired Donny Rowland, Director of International Scouting, responsible for some of the most wasteful spending ever.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Hey, I wrote about some Jeffrey Epstein emails and a How To Guide on how to look cool when you see a big scary bug

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#JeffreyEpstein #LarrySummers

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From Epstein Island, With Love
And a how to guide for looking cool when you see a big scary bug.
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November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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7 Quarterbacks Who Need a Change of Scenery in 2026📝

#NFL

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7 Quarterbacks Who Need a Change of Scenery in 2026 - Deadseriousness
Sometimes, we plateau, hit a wall, scrape our heads on the ceiling of what is possible in our current stations. And I’m speaking from the experience of a guy who is currently in the midst of a brutal ...
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November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The New Orleans Pelicans fired head coach Willie Green but I have the perfect landing spot for the free agent.

Welcome to Orlando

Willie Green Could Lead The Orlando Magic To The NBA Finals📝

#NBA #NewOrleansPelicans #OrlandoMagic

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Willie Green Could Lead The Orlando Magic To The NBA Finals - Deadseriousness
The New Orleans Pelicans have fired head coach Willie Green after a tough 2-10 start to the the 2025-26 NBA season.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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43 Thoughts While Watching The Women’s Blood and Guts 2025📝

#AEW #BloodandGuts

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43 Thoughts While Watching The Women's Blood and Guts 2025 - Deadseriousness
I love Blood and Guts. Pure madness for the sake of. I will run through my thoughts, live, as I watch the event. This is something I used to do back in the day but all my old articles are gone, lost t...
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November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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4 Takeaways From The Detroit Pistons 124-1113 victory over the Chicago Bulls📝

#NBA #Pistons #Bulls

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The Detroit Pistons Beat The Chicago Bulls Without ANY of Their Starting 5 - Deadseriousness
With their entire starting 5 on the sidelines, the Detroit Pistons handled the Chicago Bulls, taking a 124-113 victory, their 8th straight W.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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OG Anunoby, Mikal Bridges and Karl-Anthony Towns no-show in the Knicks 107-124 loss to the Orlando Magic. Has the Knicks kryptonite been exposed?

Landry Shamet Exposes The New York Knicks Biggest Flaw📝

#NBA #Knicks #Magic

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Landry Shamet Exposes The New York Knicks Biggest Flaw - Deadseriousness
On a 5-game winning streak, playing in a back-to-back at the crib—the New York Knicks looked to end all the “East is wide open” chatter—thumping the Orlando Magic and marching to the 1 seed (although,...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Hey, I wrote about Russell Vought, the secret asshole behind Donald Trump calling all the shots.

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Don't Vought
Let's talk about the secret mastermind behind the government shutdown.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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• Cade Cunningham: 45 points on 46 shot attempts
• CJ McCollum with a disgusting game-winner attempt
• Cam Whitmore tries out for the Pistons

Cade Cunningham Scores 46 on 45 Shot Attempts and CJ McCollum Turns Back The Clock [Derogatory]📝

#NBA #CadeCunningham

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Cade Cunningham Scores 46 on 45 Shot Attempts and CJ McCollum Turns Back The Clock [Derogatory] - Deadseriousness
Cade Cunningham, 46 points. CJ McCollum 42 points. An overtime battle but Detroit edged out Washington 137-135.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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• Giants blow 10-point lead with 2 minutes left
• Brian Daboll fired
• Jaxson Dart just had the best start of his career

Assessing The New York Giants 10 Weeks in the 2025 NFL Season📝

#NFL #NYG

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Jaxson Dart Thrives in the Chaos of the Giants Crumbling Empire - Deadseriousness
After blowing another 4th quarter lead to the Bears over the weekend, the Giants fired Brian Daboll. But Jaxson Dart will save the city.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize do their best Sasha Banks impression and Daniel Garcia still can't catch a dub.

The Pipe Bomb: Nixon Newell And Miranda Alize Refuse To Job and Daniel Garcia is Still a Loser📝

#WWE #AEW

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The Pipe Bomb: Nixon Newell And Miranda Alize Refuse To Job and Daniel Garcia is Still a Loser - Deadseriousness
From Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize walking out on Ciollision to Daniel Garcia still losing, welcome to The Pipe Bomb.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Ja Morant is done in Memphis. Let's run through some teams that could use the help of a 13% shooter from 3.

4 Spicy Ja Morant Trade Ideas📝

#NBA #JaMorant

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4 Spicy Ja Morant Trade Ideas - Deadseriousness
Ja Morant and the Memphis Grizzlies are fighting on main. 1-game suspension, less than 2 weeks into the season. Tuomas Iisalo, the second head coach to lose Morant’s focus in the year 2025. Ja, curren...
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November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Stephen A. Smith, Mina Kimes Dan Orvlosky and ESPN wants you to give your money to this shady Israeli mobile casino...

ESPN Desperately Needs You To Use This Sketchy Solitaire App📝

#ESPN #StephenASmith

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ESPN Desperately Needs You To Use This Sketchy Solitaire App - Deadseriousness
This new ESPN solitaire deal stinks from top to bottom. Remember when ESPN was the universal home of sports?
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November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Former NFL All-Pro Receiver and current menace to society, Antonio Brown, tried to murder a guy and run to Dubai. Apparently, that's not allowed.

Apparently You Can’t Attempt Murder and Then Hide in Dubai📝

#NFL #AntonioBrown

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Apparently You Can't Attempt Murder and Then Hide in Dubai - Deadseriousness
Antonio Brown attempted murder earlier this year and attempted to escape to Dubai. The most dangerous man on Earth is finally handcuffed.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Geno Smith once again embarrassed on national TV as the Denver Broncos defense made him look like he's never held a football before

Geno Smith Discovers a Deeper, Rockier Bottom as the Broncos Defense Drags Him To Hell📝

#NFL #Raiders #Broncos

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Geno Smith Discovers a Deeper, Rockier Bottom as the Broncos Defense Drags Him To Hell - Deadseriousness
Geno Smith met the Broncos defense head on and ended the game with his head off. The Las Vegas Raiders stink.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Hey, I wrote about what life will be like under the brutal dictatorship of Zohran Mamdani

(also wrote about Black Rabbit on Netflix)

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The End of Days
Also, this week's What We Watchin Wednesday: a recap of Black Rabbit on Netflix.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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LaMelo Ball leads the NBA in assists, while Desmond Bane leads the league in getting his shots swatted into the concession stands

LaMelo Ball Is Doing His Best and Desmond Bane is Doing His Worst📝

#NBA #LaMeloBall #DesmondBane

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LaMelo Ball Is Doing His Best and Desmond Bane is Doing His Worst - Deadseriousness
LaMelo Ball did his best but the Orlando Magic took the 123-107 victory over the Charlotte Hornets. Desmond Bane didn't help Orlando much...
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October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Hey, I wrote about the World Series

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It. All. Leads. To. This.
Allow me to vomit up all my weird thoughts about the 2025 World Series
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October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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From Jaxson Dart holding Brian Daboll's future in his palms to Tyler Shough making his NFL debut at age 90...

4 Quarterbacks I’m Rooting For in Week 9📝

#NFL

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4 Quarterbacks I'm Rooting For in Week 9 - Deadseriousness
Here comes a new weekly NFL column. Maybe. This is barely sneaking out before the Thursday night game. But every week, I want to choose a handful of quarterbacks whose success I will actively root for...
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October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM