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Things I love about not celebrating Christmas (which starts in November now, apparently 🙄):
✨ Never have to risk my life putting Christmas lights on my house
✨ Never have to wait in an interminable line at the mall for a photo with "Santa"
✨ Never have to risk my life putting Christmas lights on my house
✨ Never have to wait in an interminable line at the mall for a photo with "Santa"
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Things I love about not celebrating Christmas (which starts in November now, apparently 🙄):
✨ Never have to risk my life putting Christmas lights on my house
✨ Never have to wait in an interminable line at the mall for a photo with "Santa"
✨ Never have to risk my life putting Christmas lights on my house
✨ Never have to wait in an interminable line at the mall for a photo with "Santa"
Hmmm 1929... 🤔 that number feels familiar. I feel like something happened that year... 🤔🤔🤔
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hmmm 1929... 🤔 that number feels familiar. I feel like something happened that year... 🤔🤔🤔
I just watched a video where the guy's opener was, "As a socialist business owner, I know it's my job to own the means of production." LMAO WHAT
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I just watched a video where the guy's opener was, "As a socialist business owner, I know it's my job to own the means of production." LMAO WHAT
I carved a Sussie magpie pumpkin to go with my Derpy tiger pumpkin from yesterday and, respectfully, no one can tell me nothin right now 😂
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I carved a Sussie magpie pumpkin to go with my Derpy tiger pumpkin from yesterday and, respectfully, no one can tell me nothin right now 😂
I carved a Derpy Tiger pumpkin. Please clap.
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I carved a Derpy Tiger pumpkin. Please clap.
I'm calling it: "mascot storms out of bar mitzvah" is going to be the funniest thing I read today 🤣 Big "this whole thing smacks of gender" vibes. ♥️
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm calling it: "mascot storms out of bar mitzvah" is going to be the funniest thing I read today 🤣 Big "this whole thing smacks of gender" vibes. ♥️
My hot take is that it's actually not unfair or unreasonable to expect your candidate to have never gotten a nazi tattoo for any reason (including being a dumbass).
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My hot take is that it's actually not unfair or unreasonable to expect your candidate to have never gotten a nazi tattoo for any reason (including being a dumbass).
If only the Union had known all they had to do was get 3.5% of people marching in the streets, we could have avoided the whole civil war 😔
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If only the Union had known all they had to do was get 3.5% of people marching in the streets, we could have avoided the whole civil war 😔
The way I've been patiently waiting for the No Kings protests to happen in my city this weekend and now I find out they're just a couple rallies in random parks. Coupled with the empty messaging and no demands, I don't think I'm going to regret skipping these in the years to come.
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The way I've been patiently waiting for the No Kings protests to happen in my city this weekend and now I find out they're just a couple rallies in random parks. Coupled with the empty messaging and no demands, I don't think I'm going to regret skipping these in the years to come.
Me trying to be comfy on a Sunday but then I remember all the horrors
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me trying to be comfy on a Sunday but then I remember all the horrors
Governor Newsome signs bill protecting cats while actively ignoring at least 4 pending bills designed to protect the bodily autonomy and dignity of trans human beings.
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Governor Newsome signs bill protecting cats while actively ignoring at least 4 pending bills designed to protect the bodily autonomy and dignity of trans human beings.
I thought this was a joke but then I saw all the St George crosses so I guess this is actually a British racist who forgot that immigration is when you move to a country lol
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I thought this was a joke but then I saw all the St George crosses so I guess this is actually a British racist who forgot that immigration is when you move to a country lol
My husband teared up when I showed him the Huntr/x girls getting surprised with their platinum record on Fallon and when I asked about it he said "I just had a breakfast with a lot of onions!!" 😂😂🧅🔪💦
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My husband teared up when I showed him the Huntr/x girls getting surprised with their platinum record on Fallon and when I asked about it he said "I just had a breakfast with a lot of onions!!" 😂😂🧅🔪💦
I hope every waymo in Seattle gets its tires slashed over and over until they give up.
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I hope every waymo in Seattle gets its tires slashed over and over until they give up.
If you liked boycotts against right wing broadcasters you're gonna love General Strike against fascist government. Just saying! Maybe think about it! 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you liked boycotts against right wing broadcasters you're gonna love General Strike against fascist government. Just saying! Maybe think about it! 🤔
British people having a completely different definition of "flapjack" made for a very confusing first 10 minutes of GBBO last night. 😂
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
British people having a completely different definition of "flapjack" made for a very confusing first 10 minutes of GBBO last night. 😂
I'm not mad that someone shot at ICE agents, I'm mad that they missed. Storm trooper behavior (literally).
September 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm not mad that someone shot at ICE agents, I'm mad that they missed. Storm trooper behavior (literally).
Where's all the "no one deserves to get shot" posts for the dead concentration camp prisoners in Dallas?
September 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Where's all the "no one deserves to get shot" posts for the dead concentration camp prisoners in Dallas?
What kind of nerd writes on a bullet
September 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
What kind of nerd writes on a bullet
Man I really hope Jesus does take all his followers up this week that would rule.
September 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Man I really hope Jesus does take all his followers up this week that would rule.
Let the lesson of Ben & Jerry's be that, if you run a "woke" business and you want it to stay that way after you leave, it's better to give the the business to your workers than sell out to a soulless corporation. See: Bob's Red Mill
September 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Let the lesson of Ben & Jerry's be that, if you run a "woke" business and you want it to stay that way after you leave, it's better to give the the business to your workers than sell out to a soulless corporation. See: Bob's Red Mill
For every big "win" the right wing crows about in the media, there are a hundred examples of how they've failed to make any of their draconian policies stick in an effective or lasting way.
abc7.com/post/cdc-hep...
abc7.com/post/cdc-hep...
CDC panel abandons COVID vaccine recommendation, saying it's personal choice
It's unclear what implications the vote will have for insurance coverage for Americans who want to receive a COVID-19 vaccine.
abc7.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
For every big "win" the right wing crows about in the media, there are a hundred examples of how they've failed to make any of their draconian policies stick in an effective or lasting way.
abc7.com/post/cdc-hep...
abc7.com/post/cdc-hep...
I would like a break from breaking news. Every day more stuff happens and that's not fun for me, if we're being real.
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I would like a break from breaking news. Every day more stuff happens and that's not fun for me, if we're being real.
Ngl I'm pretty upset that fascists are winning in the same moment that my kid is actually really happy and my shit is feeling mostly put together for the first time in a long time 🙃
September 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ngl I'm pretty upset that fascists are winning in the same moment that my kid is actually really happy and my shit is feeling mostly put together for the first time in a long time 🙃
I'm sick and I'm horny and this is a new combination for me. 🤔
September 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm sick and I'm horny and this is a new combination for me. 🤔