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The Kat
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Mostly humerus, sometimes Sirius
The anonymous sailboat guy
Don't be annoying
'KThnxBye
Pinned
'1' is not a prime number.
Stephen Miller says no one would stop U.S. from seizing Greenland.
The Kat sends his surplus vampire kits to Greenland.
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Remember, remember the 6th of January
The gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason
Why the capital treason
Should ever be forgot
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Remember, remember the 6th of January.
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Gee, I think so Brain - repealing the NRA sponsored (and probably written) PLCAA - but what will all the 2A fashionistas think?"
"Pinky, sometimes you amaze me."
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Repeal the damn NRA sponsored (and probably written) PLCAA. Give the victims and survivors the legal standing to bring charges against those who manufacture, distribute and retail a product designed specifically to kill as many people as fast as possible.
www.reuters.com/world/us/for...
Former Uvalde school officer accused of failing to act against shooter who killed 19 students, two teachers
One of the first police officers on the scene of the 2022 attack at a Texas elementary school that killed 19 students and two teachers is now the first to stand trial, accused of failing to act as the...
www.reuters.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
How a POW can be tried in a court of law, in no particular order:
► Same Courts & Procedures
► No Prosecution for Lawful Acts
► Prosecution for War Crimes
► Due Process & Fair Trial
► Continued POW Status
► Humane Treatment
All according to the Third Geneva Convention.
January 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
That's the skeet.
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
My humerus is broken. I'm Sirius.
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The thing about that is Release The Epstein Files. The thing about the Releasing The Epstein Files is lock their asses up. The thing about locking their asses up is Release The Epstein Files.
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The purpose of the combat arms, contrary to what some arm-chair chicken hawks like to believe, is not to kill the enemy. It's to stop them from doing whatever it is that's annoying you. Once that's happened, they ain't the 'enemy' anymore. They're POW's, treat them like you'd like to be treated.
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Fuck me. It's against the Convention, the generally accepted rules of engagement and common respect and decency to show pictures of captured POW's. One more drop of blood in the bucket.
Here we can see Maduro’s wife as well
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Happy #Caturday, to all those celebrating in these turbulent and chaotic times.
Find The Cat
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
FYI: If you are a citizen or an immigrant, 18-25 years old and were born male, you must register for Selective Service or face a felony conviction with a fine of up to $250,000 and/or 5 years imprisonment.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Go home, 2026 - you're drunk.
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
'Cause it's OIL, OIL, OIL
Release the Epstein files
OIL OIL OIL is just another distraction
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
All good. I just checked, and Betelgeuse, a red supergiant in Orion is still there.
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Go to the beach, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I didn't take up sailing because it was easy. I took up sailing because I thought it would be easy.
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The best deities are the tricksters. They exist to tease humans into accepting uncomfortable truth. ScruffyCat is a trickster deity - she has a prominent spot on my little sailboat to accept beer and/or coffee without judgement and returns the favor if you listen closely.
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
When he's dead, how long before he starts showing up pumping gas at the Elvis Presley Las Vegas Stop'N'Go?
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
He's in the jail house now
I told him once or twice
To leave those classified documents alone
He's in the jail house now

Not Jack Smith
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Who among us?
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM