Kid Fury
@thekidfury.bsky.social
aging digital butch queen from a land of sunshine, cigars and gold teeth
(i love duh reed. we have fun.)
August 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
(i love duh reed. we have fun.)
I just saw Weapons. I really enjoyed it. Didn’t expect it to be so funny, but then I remembered all the humor in Barbarian and it made sense.
Also, I just looked up from my phone to see a man running in my direction and I almost passed out. He was just crossing the street. Anyway, good night.
Also, I just looked up from my phone to see a man running in my direction and I almost passed out. He was just crossing the street. Anyway, good night.
August 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I just saw Weapons. I really enjoyed it. Didn’t expect it to be so funny, but then I remembered all the humor in Barbarian and it made sense.
Also, I just looked up from my phone to see a man running in my direction and I almost passed out. He was just crossing the street. Anyway, good night.
Also, I just looked up from my phone to see a man running in my direction and I almost passed out. He was just crossing the street. Anyway, good night.
me: ….MAKING BEATS! FOR A BORING DUMB BITCH!
link:
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July 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
me: ….MAKING BEATS! FOR A BORING DUMB BITCH!
link:
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I might bounce to that city and go see Oh, Mary real quick…
July 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I might bounce to that city and go see Oh, Mary real quick…
I don’t get low,
I set the bar,
She say she a fan,
I bet you are.
I set the bar,
She say she a fan,
I bet you are.
June 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don’t get low,
I set the bar,
She say she a fan,
I bet you are.
I set the bar,
She say she a fan,
I bet you are.
How am I supposed to go home without stopping to get a bag of Cool Ranch first?
May 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
How am I supposed to go home without stopping to get a bag of Cool Ranch first?
I miss Whitney. She made the greatest vocals look easy to perform. She was also funny as fuck.
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I miss Whitney. She made the greatest vocals look easy to perform. She was also funny as fuck.
I fear PlayStation should not have let me use Spotify while I’m gaming…
May 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I fear PlayStation should not have let me use Spotify while I’m gaming…
I love seeing everyday Black folk re-acknowledging their own little dandy beats.
Baby, you been doing this on Sundays since you were born. Crack them. Step on necks and tell an ofay to buff your loafers.
Baby, you been doing this on Sundays since you were born. Crack them. Step on necks and tell an ofay to buff your loafers.
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I love seeing everyday Black folk re-acknowledging their own little dandy beats.
Baby, you been doing this on Sundays since you were born. Crack them. Step on necks and tell an ofay to buff your loafers.
Baby, you been doing this on Sundays since you were born. Crack them. Step on necks and tell an ofay to buff your loafers.
Fuck the Until Dawn movie.
I haven’t seen it, but I said what I said.
I haven’t seen it, but I said what I said.
May 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Fuck the Until Dawn movie.
I haven’t seen it, but I said what I said.
I haven’t seen it, but I said what I said.
Forcing myself through the Lord of the Rings movies. I’d only ever seen the first one when it came out. Just finished The Two Towers.
*exhale*
*exhale*
May 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Forcing myself through the Lord of the Rings movies. I’d only ever seen the first one when it came out. Just finished The Two Towers.
*exhale*
*exhale*
Is World of Wonder producing Megan 2.0?
April 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Is World of Wonder producing Megan 2.0?
I’m repairing my own Steam Deck. Trade.
April 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I’m repairing my own Steam Deck. Trade.
Reposted by Kid Fury
2025 mission statement, by @thekidfury.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
2025 mission statement, by @thekidfury.bsky.social
Please know that there exists a tiny village of butch queens that often wonder…
“Whatever happened to that girl Money who sang Fantasy?”
In that village, there’s an abandoned house. In that house, there’s a basement. In that basement, I’m reading The Darkhold.
“Whatever happened to that girl Money who sang Fantasy?”
In that village, there’s an abandoned house. In that house, there’s a basement. In that basement, I’m reading The Darkhold.
January 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Please know that there exists a tiny village of butch queens that often wonder…
“Whatever happened to that girl Money who sang Fantasy?”
In that village, there’s an abandoned house. In that house, there’s a basement. In that basement, I’m reading The Darkhold.
“Whatever happened to that girl Money who sang Fantasy?”
In that village, there’s an abandoned house. In that house, there’s a basement. In that basement, I’m reading The Darkhold.
I want to be a theme park mascot for like a week. I would eat.
December 1, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I want to be a theme park mascot for like a week. I would eat.
Welp. I’m bout to learn how to Crip walk. IDC.
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Welp. I’m bout to learn how to Crip walk. IDC.
I need to discuss Lyte and Latifah still living through the children…
November 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I need to discuss Lyte and Latifah still living through the children…
Love you, New Orleans. Can’t wait to come back.
November 22, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Love you, New Orleans. Can’t wait to come back.
Flo’s new song “In My Bag” has been on repeat.
November 21, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Flo’s new song “In My Bag” has been on repeat.
Also back on Pokémon: Sword. I’m sorry, Scarlet and Violet are absolute trash.
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Also back on Pokémon: Sword. I’m sorry, Scarlet and Violet are absolute trash.
Finally back on Tears of the Kingdom. I’m gonna finish it this time.
November 19, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Finally back on Tears of the Kingdom. I’m gonna finish it this time.
Is this a “shoes off” household?
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Is this a “shoes off” household?