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Kid Fury
@thekidfury.bsky.social
aging digital butch queen from a land of sunshine, cigars and gold teeth
(i love duh reed. we have fun.)
August 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Both great in different ways.
August 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I just saw Weapons. I really enjoyed it. Didn’t expect it to be so funny, but then I remembered all the humor in Barbarian and it made sense.

Also, I just looked up from my phone to see a man running in my direction and I almost passed out. He was just crossing the street. Anyway, good night.
August 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Thank you for this! Explains a bit. I like them a lot.
July 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
me: ….MAKING BEATS! FOR A BORING DUMB BITCH!

link:
July 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I might bounce to that city and go see Oh, Mary real quick…
July 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don’t get low,
I set the bar,
She say she a fan,
I bet you are.
June 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
How am I supposed to go home without stopping to get a bag of Cool Ranch first?
May 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I miss Whitney. She made the greatest vocals look easy to perform. She was also funny as fuck.
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
DOOM: The Dark Ages.
May 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I fear PlayStation should not have let me use Spotify while I’m gaming…
May 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I love seeing everyday Black folk re-acknowledging their own little dandy beats.

Baby, you been doing this on Sundays since you were born. Crack them. Step on necks and tell an ofay to buff your loafers.
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Fuck the Until Dawn movie.

I haven’t seen it, but I said what I said.
May 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ummmm, not really. Unless you LOVE high fantasy and incredibly long films.
May 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Extended 🫩
May 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Forcing myself through the Lord of the Rings movies. I’d only ever seen the first one when it came out. Just finished The Two Towers.

*exhale*
May 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
That’s super easy. You got it.
April 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I’m not. I’ll be there opening night.
April 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Is World of Wonder producing Megan 2.0?
April 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I’m repairing my own Steam Deck. Trade.
April 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Reposted by Kid Fury
2025 mission statement, by @thekidfury.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Please know that there exists a tiny village of butch queens that often wonder…

“Whatever happened to that girl Money who sang Fantasy?”

In that village, there’s an abandoned house. In that house, there’s a basement. In that basement, I’m reading The Darkhold.
January 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
LMAO! That last line
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I want to be a theme park mascot for like a week. I would eat.
December 1, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Welp. I’m bout to learn how to Crip walk. IDC.
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM