Katie Simone
@thekatiesimone.bsky.social
Singer of songs, slinger of drinks, femme fatale in muppet form
One of my many problems is that I thrive when I get to wear cute little sundresses and drink spritzes on patios but the weather and general horrors of existence are really getting in my way of doing these things
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
One of my many problems is that I thrive when I get to wear cute little sundresses and drink spritzes on patios but the weather and general horrors of existence are really getting in my way of doing these things
Fireworks are fucking dumb
July 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Fireworks are fucking dumb