Jessa Joyce
@thejessajoyce.bsky.social
frontwoman of wake up jamie // lead guitarist of syrin // poly + pan // adhd + #actuallyautistic // future audio engineer // dm me for music lessons!
Since the new pope is from the Midwest, can we call him the Ope?
May 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Since the new pope is from the Midwest, can we call him the Ope?
One of my favorite stories from classic rock lore is how Ted Nugent once tried to woo Nancy Wilson with a collection of pelts but she had her dog chase him away.
April 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One of my favorite stories from classic rock lore is how Ted Nugent once tried to woo Nancy Wilson with a collection of pelts but she had her dog chase him away.
The existence of Little Debbie implies the existence of Big Debra.
April 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The existence of Little Debbie implies the existence of Big Debra.
(To the tune of “My Sharona”) M-M-M-MYYYY PANERA
April 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
(To the tune of “My Sharona”) M-M-M-MYYYY PANERA
The number of times my wife has almost made me puke laughing is ridiculous. It’s like living with Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy’s love child. Like, I don’t even need stand up, I just talk to her lol
April 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The number of times my wife has almost made me puke laughing is ridiculous. It’s like living with Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy’s love child. Like, I don’t even need stand up, I just talk to her lol
Someone came into Guitar Center asking about lessons and specifically asked if I had big hands. Like lmao what?
April 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Someone came into Guitar Center asking about lessons and specifically asked if I had big hands. Like lmao what?
Nothing like finding out your childhood crush is an antivaxxer. I’ve got great taste lol 🙃
April 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Nothing like finding out your childhood crush is an antivaxxer. I’ve got great taste lol 🙃
My wife is making sure I’m warm and comfy while my metamour is cheering me up with her favorite cartoons and meanwhile my girlfriend is out trying to find something I’ll actually eat. Being ill is a much better experience when you’re polyamorous lol
April 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My wife is making sure I’m warm and comfy while my metamour is cheering me up with her favorite cartoons and meanwhile my girlfriend is out trying to find something I’ll actually eat. Being ill is a much better experience when you’re polyamorous lol
Of course this exists.
April 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Of course this exists.
There are multiple organs on the floor at my new assisted living job and I fully intend to teach myself how to play them on breaks.
April 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
There are multiple organs on the floor at my new assisted living job and I fully intend to teach myself how to play them on breaks.
Ugly Crying! At Music Bingo
April 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ugly Crying! At Music Bingo
Why do I actually want this? #guitareffects
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why do I actually want this? #guitareffects
Another resident is from Downriver like me and got really excited when I mentioned my brother used to powerwash the smokestacks on the Detroit River in Trenton.
April 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Another resident is from Downriver like me and got really excited when I mentioned my brother used to powerwash the smokestacks on the Detroit River in Trenton.
One of the residents at my new caregiving job had won a little green bag that looked suspiciously like SOMETHING ELSE. She was like “I know what you think that is, but if I really wanted those, I’d just ask my grandkids to bring me some” lmao
April 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
One of the residents at my new caregiving job had won a little green bag that looked suspiciously like SOMETHING ELSE. She was like “I know what you think that is, but if I really wanted those, I’d just ask my grandkids to bring me some” lmao
The four times a guitar has made me cry: Niel Gow’s Lament, the solo from a song by my ex-boyfriend’s band, all of “Dosed” by RHCP, and this guy playing the Titanic theme on TikTok.
April 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The four times a guitar has made me cry: Niel Gow’s Lament, the solo from a song by my ex-boyfriend’s band, all of “Dosed” by RHCP, and this guy playing the Titanic theme on TikTok.
Oh yeah I want that D. That Sunny D 😉
April 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh yeah I want that D. That Sunny D 😉
It seemed like more a lot more fun to hand draw one of these than beep-boop it with AI, so that’s what I did!
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It seemed like more a lot more fun to hand draw one of these than beep-boop it with AI, so that’s what I did!
Just saw a billboard trying to claim the Earth doesn’t rotate because of some obviously manipulated and out of context Bible verse. I just—
April 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just saw a billboard trying to claim the Earth doesn’t rotate because of some obviously manipulated and out of context Bible verse. I just—
Vapes are older than the classic song “Blackbird” by the Beatles and that blows my mind.
April 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Vapes are older than the classic song “Blackbird” by the Beatles and that blows my mind.
I’m so gay for Stevie Nicks.
April 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’m so gay for Stevie Nicks.
ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THESE FUCKOS?????
April 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THESE FUCKOS?????
I haven’t shown y’all my newest child! 🩷 She’s a reject Taylor from work with an enormous crack in the back. I rescued her and I’m gonna get her all patched up by a luthier. Kinda wanna trace the cracks with gold Sharpie to evoke the Japanese art of kintsugi (patching up broken pottery with gold) ✨
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I haven’t shown y’all my newest child! 🩷 She’s a reject Taylor from work with an enormous crack in the back. I rescued her and I’m gonna get her all patched up by a luthier. Kinda wanna trace the cracks with gold Sharpie to evoke the Japanese art of kintsugi (patching up broken pottery with gold) ✨
Here’s a quick health update. TL;DR my appetite is fucky wucky and I can’t find a way to fix it. Also, I’m mad that out of all the pictures I used in this post, the one of Nikocado Avocado is the one everyone is gonna see lmao
#blogging #blogger #writingcommunity
#blogging #blogger #writingcommunity
The Queen of Hungry: Surviving When Food Loses All Appeal
I just had a horrific realization. All I’ve had to eat today is two mini Reese’s cups and three bites of a Tim Hortons croissant. There was a nonalcoholic beer and a virgin Moscow mule in there too…
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April 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Here’s a quick health update. TL;DR my appetite is fucky wucky and I can’t find a way to fix it. Also, I’m mad that out of all the pictures I used in this post, the one of Nikocado Avocado is the one everyone is gonna see lmao
#blogging #blogger #writingcommunity
#blogging #blogger #writingcommunity