Jerkstore
@thejerkst0re.bsky.social
Idk I'm just here to shitpost, man.
Go birds 🦅🦅🦅
Go birds 🦅🦅🦅
AJ Brown is taking all this heat while Kevin Patullo gets to keep his job after embarrassing a fantastic offense every week.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
AJ Brown is taking all this heat while Kevin Patullo gets to keep his job after embarrassing a fantastic offense every week.
Alex Windsor and Riho is the Brodito of Women's Tag - Using the size and style difference to pull off amazing moves.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Alex Windsor and Riho is the Brodito of Women's Tag - Using the size and style difference to pull off amazing moves.
Does Kevin Patullo lose his job tonight? I sure hope so.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Does Kevin Patullo lose his job tonight? I sure hope so.
Despite the questionable officiating and low hits, Jalen Carter is having a night.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Despite the questionable officiating and low hits, Jalen Carter is having a night.
I wish the Bang Bang Gang could get healthy and over.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wish the Bang Bang Gang could get healthy and over.
Maybe it's time for a general strike.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maybe it's time for a general strike.
I love how the gay frogs have become the symbol of resistance. Like, it really wraps back from that Alex Jones rant.
October 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I love how the gay frogs have become the symbol of resistance. Like, it really wraps back from that Alex Jones rant.
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If you run D&D 5e, you might find that your boss monsters die easily. There's actually a simple reason for that!
The game was built around the assumption that characters would engage in about 20 rounds of combat between long rests.
We were probably off by a factor of 5.
The game was built around the assumption that characters would engage in about 20 rounds of combat between long rests.
We were probably off by a factor of 5.
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you run D&D 5e, you might find that your boss monsters die easily. There's actually a simple reason for that!
The game was built around the assumption that characters would engage in about 20 rounds of combat between long rests.
We were probably off by a factor of 5.
The game was built around the assumption that characters would engage in about 20 rounds of combat between long rests.
We were probably off by a factor of 5.
I restarted my MTG habit.
June 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I restarted my MTG habit.
Got sick this weekend. Hope everyone was safe during the protests!
April 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Got sick this weekend. Hope everyone was safe during the protests!
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The economy always seems to go to shit when republicans are calling the shots. People That vote R over money concerns are legit the dumbest mofos on earth.
March 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The economy always seems to go to shit when republicans are calling the shots. People That vote R over money concerns are legit the dumbest mofos on earth.
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This is crazy interesting: Super Nintendos are getting *faster* as the hardware ages. We spoke to the person who discovered this and has been collecting more data. They even put a SNES in the freezer to test a hypothesis
www.404media.co/super-ninten...
www.404media.co/super-ninten...
Super Nintendo Hardware Is Running Faster as It Ages
Why is this speedrunner putting his Super Nintendo in the freezer? Science.
www.404media.co
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is crazy interesting: Super Nintendos are getting *faster* as the hardware ages. We spoke to the person who discovered this and has been collecting more data. They even put a SNES in the freezer to test a hypothesis
www.404media.co/super-ninten...
www.404media.co/super-ninten...
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Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Quit Magic the Gathering:
"I'm going to save so much money!"
My record collection:
"I'm going to save so much money!"
My record collection:
patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Quit Magic the Gathering:
"I'm going to save so much money!"
My record collection:
"I'm going to save so much money!"
My record collection:
It's so fucking strange to roll over and check my phone to see that the LA Kings, notoriously bad about scoring, put 4 up on the Vegas Golden Knights.
February 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It's so fucking strange to roll over and check my phone to see that the LA Kings, notoriously bad about scoring, put 4 up on the Vegas Golden Knights.
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Modern capitalism at work. Coffeezilla talking about Hayden Davis and his scams on Enron coin, $Libra, $Melania, etc. Milei getting in with these people should be a big red flag that he's going to sell out Argentina, too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6G...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6G...
Argentina's Memecoin Disaster Is Worse Than You Think
YouTube video by Coffeezilla
www.youtube.com
February 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Modern capitalism at work. Coffeezilla talking about Hayden Davis and his scams on Enron coin, $Libra, $Melania, etc. Milei getting in with these people should be a big red flag that he's going to sell out Argentina, too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6G...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6G...
How come Kyoto Animation isn't seen as a pillar of anime production studios? Like SynergySP is out here fucking up good manga with their dogshit adaptations hand over fist and gets away with it.
February 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
How come Kyoto Animation isn't seen as a pillar of anime production studios? Like SynergySP is out here fucking up good manga with their dogshit adaptations hand over fist and gets away with it.
If anyone has an hour, they should absolutely watch this to understand how absolutely insane this whole Libra business is and how close it is to Dave Portnoy and Trump.
I watched this interview with one of the guys behind the memcoin talking to Coffezilla. "What should we do, not launch the coin?" The answer seemed obvious to me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqiz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqiz...
the LIBRA interview
YouTube video by voidzilla
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If anyone has an hour, they should absolutely watch this to understand how absolutely insane this whole Libra business is and how close it is to Dave Portnoy and Trump.
BELT TO ASS GAME
GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS
February 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
BELT TO ASS GAME
GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS
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I will say an entire economy of grown men screaming, crying, and developing political opinions because Star Wars isn't made for them after they aged out of the target demographic is an actual crisis of masculinity.
February 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I will say an entire economy of grown men screaming, crying, and developing political opinions because Star Wars isn't made for them after they aged out of the target demographic is an actual crisis of masculinity.
Saquon Barkley was never gonna have the season he had with The Bears.
February 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Saquon Barkley was never gonna have the season he had with The Bears.
Hello new friends. I was banned off Twitter shortly after Musk took over for threatening to prove Ben Shapiro wrong.
I intend to bring this menace energy to Blue Sky. And talk shit. I like talking shit.
P.S. this is my cat.
I intend to bring this menace energy to Blue Sky. And talk shit. I like talking shit.
P.S. this is my cat.
February 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hello new friends. I was banned off Twitter shortly after Musk took over for threatening to prove Ben Shapiro wrong.
I intend to bring this menace energy to Blue Sky. And talk shit. I like talking shit.
P.S. this is my cat.
I intend to bring this menace energy to Blue Sky. And talk shit. I like talking shit.
P.S. this is my cat.