The Pick of the Shitter
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Do you think they based the gun off of the finger gun
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Do you think they based the gun off of the finger gun
maybe she'll fix me...
*she is a tiny gameboy sp that plays PS1 games*
*she is a tiny gameboy sp that plays PS1 games*
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
maybe she'll fix me...
*she is a tiny gameboy sp that plays PS1 games*
*she is a tiny gameboy sp that plays PS1 games*
plumber refusing to come over anymore cause he can tell I've been doing the Akira slide with my toilet
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
plumber refusing to come over anymore cause he can tell I've been doing the Akira slide with my toilet
I bought a stupid thing
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I bought a stupid thing
"The composer for Penguin Wars did NOT have to go this hard"
Yes they did. I have a gun
Yes they did. I have a gun
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
"The composer for Penguin Wars did NOT have to go this hard"
Yes they did. I have a gun
Yes they did. I have a gun
Reposted by The Pick of the Shitter
My most used emoji is pensive face and I think that says something about me
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My most used emoji is pensive face and I think that says something about me
Humble Fisherman: I once caught a fish this small
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Humble Fisherman: I once caught a fish this small
Never been a fan of Ace Combat, honestly I don't think people of any sexuality should be forced to fight
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Never been a fan of Ace Combat, honestly I don't think people of any sexuality should be forced to fight
It should be illegal to kill someone on their birthday
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It should be illegal to kill someone on their birthday
The made an Unreal Engine Super Mario amiibo
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The made an Unreal Engine Super Mario amiibo
Watching sapiosexual porno where they shit like "Indubitably" when they cum
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Watching sapiosexual porno where they shit like "Indubitably" when they cum
Being dismissive to a retail worker: "Don't give up on your comedy dreams"
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Being dismissive to a retail worker: "Don't give up on your comedy dreams"
Gonna go buy donuts
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Gonna go buy donuts
Stopped buying toilet paper so people don't think I'm TOO into pooping
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Stopped buying toilet paper so people don't think I'm TOO into pooping
HEARTBREAKING: That Guys 3 Weed Smoking Girlfriends Went Straightedge
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
HEARTBREAKING: That Guys 3 Weed Smoking Girlfriends Went Straightedge
Labyrinth forums are getting shut down thanks to the latest trending debate: Hedge Maze vs Corn Maze
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Labyrinth forums are getting shut down thanks to the latest trending debate: Hedge Maze vs Corn Maze
*hitting on woman holding a baby*
"hey, is this guy bothering you?"
"hey, is this guy bothering you?"
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
*hitting on woman holding a baby*
"hey, is this guy bothering you?"
"hey, is this guy bothering you?"
Welp, my free style rap was a bust. My first bar was "I'm up in this house like boogers", really no way to recover
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Welp, my free style rap was a bust. My first bar was "I'm up in this house like boogers", really no way to recover
the air guitar world is in shambles after the world champion was revealed to have just been holding an invisible guitar
January 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
the air guitar world is in shambles after the world champion was revealed to have just been holding an invisible guitar
Using a six pack ring to strangle a sea turtle from behind like hitman with piano wire
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Using a six pack ring to strangle a sea turtle from behind like hitman with piano wire
Memento but guy communicates with himself using loading screen tool tips
January 7, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Memento but guy communicates with himself using loading screen tool tips
Ruining the hive mind by being horny af
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Ruining the hive mind by being horny af
heard they're making a new year that doesn't suck shit
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
heard they're making a new year that doesn't suck shit