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James Allen
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It's ya boy

Sometimes I draw video games at JamesDraws.Games
Oh...that's.....that's the department I work in...🙃
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Steven Erkel and Carlton Banks
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"James, what kind of women are you into?"
206 days of estrogen
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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How your email finds me:
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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big boom AJ BEAT UP
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sometimes I still think about the 2011 Knicks.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Me and who?
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Big 35
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Since I've moved to Austin, it's lost all TGIFridays and now all Outback Steakhouse's...

I'm fucking crashing out.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me and who?
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Don't talk to me or my large, shiny son ever again.
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I just posted James Draws Games #300

That's 1800 drawings!

Please go check it out over at jamesdraws.games
James Draws Games
Guess the game that James drew!
jamesdraws.games
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I get upset when I hear things like "VHS Player" or "Vinyl Player"

Mother fucker, its a VCR and Record Player
October 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me, .0027 seconds after the pharmacist told me to take a pill if I'm feeling any anxiety:
a woman in a purple shirt is drinking from a pink cup .
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is drinking from a pink cup .
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jack in the Box, once again, removing their loaded wedges may be the final mental hit I need to have an emotional breakdown...
September 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I had a dream like this once...
Madness

#SeptemberToRemember is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Man, I really wish the X was not Pikachu's color palette and stuck with Raichu's, but overall, I'm just excited my boy is getting a lot of love.
First look at Mega Raichu X & Mega Raichu Y! ⚡ #Pokemon
September 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Wendys switching from whole leaf lettuce to shredded lettuce fucking sucks
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Imitation crab is fucked up. It's just another fish...why don't we just call it that fish?

If I told you something was "imitation hotdog" you would think it's a vegan version. "Imitation burger" would just be an impossible burger.

Why the fuck is imitation crab just pollock???
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ya love to see it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A wrestler who has a boring, babyface cowboy gimmick who then turns heel and becomes a huge loser emo guy instead.
August 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM