That One Guy
@thejadegoblin.bsky.social
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Astral Viktor, my beloved
You may know me from such hit fics on AO3 featuring two gay boy scientists eternally yearning.
I am in eternal jayvik hell.
Come find me on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/thejadegoblin
Astral Viktor, my beloved
You may know me from such hit fics on AO3 featuring two gay boy scientists eternally yearning.
I am in eternal jayvik hell.
Come find me on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/thejadegoblin
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That One Guy
@thejadegoblin.bsky.social
Ā· May 23
#Jayvik AUs on my "to write" wishlist: mermaid au (can't decide if merjayce or merviktor)
Post-canon cottage by the stream (would be angst ending in fluff)
Ancient Greek AU (mayhaps a greek tragedy?)
Vampire AU (vampireviktor)
Witcher AU (witcherjayce, sorcerervik)
Steampunk AU
DnD AU perhaps
Post-canon cottage by the stream (would be angst ending in fluff)
Ancient Greek AU (mayhaps a greek tragedy?)
Vampire AU (vampireviktor)
Witcher AU (witcherjayce, sorcerervik)
Steampunk AU
DnD AU perhaps
Hes so delicious i need him to know hes scrumptious i need him covered in bite marks and scratches bc hes so tasty
January 20, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hes so delicious i need him to know hes scrumptious i need him covered in bite marks and scratches bc hes so tasty
You know whats worse than being kept up all night by your client? Knowing youre not going to get paid for being awake all night bc it doesnt meet the "sleep disturbance" threshold
January 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
You know whats worse than being kept up all night by your client? Knowing youre not going to get paid for being awake all night bc it doesnt meet the "sleep disturbance" threshold
Fundamental difference between Jayces: Talis would (and has) violate Viktor's DNR. Gio would let him go.
Conversely, fundamental difference between Viktors: Viktor would respect Jayce's DNR. Machine Herald would violate it to keep Jayce with him.
Conversely, fundamental difference between Viktors: Viktor would respect Jayce's DNR. Machine Herald would violate it to keep Jayce with him.
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Fundamental difference between Jayces: Talis would (and has) violate Viktor's DNR. Gio would let him go.
Conversely, fundamental difference between Viktors: Viktor would respect Jayce's DNR. Machine Herald would violate it to keep Jayce with him.
Conversely, fundamental difference between Viktors: Viktor would respect Jayce's DNR. Machine Herald would violate it to keep Jayce with him.
He pretends he doesnt notice when Viktor cries when his lips touch his hair.
Viktor cant stand seeing Jayce's greying hair either. He doesnt like the reminder that one day Jayce will be taken from him forever.
Viktor cant stand seeing Jayce's greying hair either. He doesnt like the reminder that one day Jayce will be taken from him forever.
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 AM
He pretends he doesnt notice when Viktor cries when his lips touch his hair.
Viktor cant stand seeing Jayce's greying hair either. He doesnt like the reminder that one day Jayce will be taken from him forever.
Viktor cant stand seeing Jayce's greying hair either. He doesnt like the reminder that one day Jayce will be taken from him forever.
Greying Viktor sad version:
MH Viktor seeing his greying hair in the mirror and just cursing his inability to slow the aging process despite all his progress
He hates the reminder that hes still human.
Jayce loves it for the exact same reasons. Hes always kissing his hair and refusing to explain
MH Viktor seeing his greying hair in the mirror and just cursing his inability to slow the aging process despite all his progress
He hates the reminder that hes still human.
Jayce loves it for the exact same reasons. Hes always kissing his hair and refusing to explain
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Greying Viktor sad version:
MH Viktor seeing his greying hair in the mirror and just cursing his inability to slow the aging process despite all his progress
He hates the reminder that hes still human.
Jayce loves it for the exact same reasons. Hes always kissing his hair and refusing to explain
MH Viktor seeing his greying hair in the mirror and just cursing his inability to slow the aging process despite all his progress
He hates the reminder that hes still human.
Jayce loves it for the exact same reasons. Hes always kissing his hair and refusing to explain
He doesnt get why hes such a popular TA, hes very strict and blunt
Jayce gets it (oh boy does he get it) and refuses to elaborate
Though he does cry a little when Viktor decides to dye his hair back to brown
Jayce gets it (oh boy does he get it) and refuses to elaborate
Though he does cry a little when Viktor decides to dye his hair back to brown
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 AM
He doesnt get why hes such a popular TA, hes very strict and blunt
Jayce gets it (oh boy does he get it) and refuses to elaborate
Though he does cry a little when Viktor decides to dye his hair back to brown
Jayce gets it (oh boy does he get it) and refuses to elaborate
Though he does cry a little when Viktor decides to dye his hair back to brown
Viktor who starts going grey at 16 who's fully salt and pepper by the time he's done his undergrad
Hes got a gaggle of giggling girls that always knock on his door outside of office hours for "help" with their essays and projects
Hes got a gaggle of giggling girls that always knock on his door outside of office hours for "help" with their essays and projects
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Viktor who starts going grey at 16 who's fully salt and pepper by the time he's done his undergrad
Hes got a gaggle of giggling girls that always knock on his door outside of office hours for "help" with their essays and projects
Hes got a gaggle of giggling girls that always knock on his door outside of office hours for "help" with their essays and projects
But oh no, bc she happens to be a black woman and Jayce happens to be not white and Viktor happens to be white, I may as well be Hitler according to these insane morons. God forbid I write realistic flawed characters bc thats just immoral and therefore evil
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
But oh no, bc she happens to be a black woman and Jayce happens to be not white and Viktor happens to be white, I may as well be Hitler according to these insane morons. God forbid I write realistic flawed characters bc thats just immoral and therefore evil
Add to that ive never made it read that cheating is okay, its not glorified or normalised or whatever its written as a problem and a bad thing bc it IS, and its not like everythings going to turn out just find there WILL be consequences for the cheating.
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Add to that ive never made it read that cheating is okay, its not glorified or normalised or whatever its written as a problem and a bad thing bc it IS, and its not like everythings going to turn out just find there WILL be consequences for the cheating.
Ive never once villianised Mel or demonised her. Ive never said a single bad thing against her as a character. I just happened to use her character to play Jayces fiancee bc they were canon in the show and shes part of the cast. Thats literally it. Theres no fucking agenda there
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Ive never once villianised Mel or demonised her. Ive never said a single bad thing against her as a character. I just happened to use her character to play Jayces fiancee bc they were canon in the show and shes part of the cast. Thats literally it. Theres no fucking agenda there
Bc Mel can never possible do any wrong or have anything bad happen to her at all otherwise youre the most misogynistic racist scum of the earth, god forbid one time i write something that isnt uwu happy wholesome everything is fucking sunshine and rainbows
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Bc Mel can never possible do any wrong or have anything bad happen to her at all otherwise youre the most misogynistic racist scum of the earth, god forbid one time i write something that isnt uwu happy wholesome everything is fucking sunshine and rainbows
Mel stans and meljay shippers are some of the most unhinged assholes ive come across in a long while. Guaranteed they wouldnt give a fuck about cheating as a literary trope if Jayce's fiancee was some random woman and not their uwu fav
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Mel stans and meljay shippers are some of the most unhinged assholes ive come across in a long while. Guaranteed they wouldnt give a fuck about cheating as a literary trope if Jayce's fiancee was some random woman and not their uwu fav
Thats it. Ive turned off the comments of that fic. None of you can fucking have anything fun from me ever again because of the miserable cunts among you. Hope youre fucking happy
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Thats it. Ive turned off the comments of that fic. None of you can fucking have anything fun from me ever again because of the miserable cunts among you. Hope youre fucking happy
Yay yet more people telling me im a racist and biphobic for a fanfiction ššš some people really genuinely need to get the fuck off the internet and engage in real life issues that actually fucking matter my god get the fuck over yourselves
Fuck. Off.
Fuck. Off.
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Yay yet more people telling me im a racist and biphobic for a fanfiction ššš some people really genuinely need to get the fuck off the internet and engage in real life issues that actually fucking matter my god get the fuck over yourselves
Fuck. Off.
Fuck. Off.
We sure Gavin didn't wear the same coat as Jayce on purpose?
January 17, 2026 at 6:37 AM
We sure Gavin didn't wear the same coat as Jayce on purpose?
Eeeeee theyre on my skin forever guys
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Eeeeee theyre on my skin forever guys
My artist has commune viktor on his knee its so iconic š
January 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My artist has commune viktor on his knee its so iconic š
This is what im getting
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
This is what im getting
We're not gonna talk about how in three hours im technically gonna have a fucking League tattoo šš
Already got embarrassed trying to explain it to someone today when they asked what i was getting
Already got embarrassed trying to explain it to someone today when they asked what i was getting
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
We're not gonna talk about how in three hours im technically gonna have a fucking League tattoo šš
Already got embarrassed trying to explain it to someone today when they asked what i was getting
Already got embarrassed trying to explain it to someone today when they asked what i was getting
Getting my Arcane tattoo ~ as soon as my artist is finished sketching
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Getting my Arcane tattoo ~ as soon as my artist is finished sketching
The urge to blab about the au vs the desire not to in order to keep the plot secret
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The urge to blab about the au vs the desire not to in order to keep the plot secret
Dammit i wanna write the castlevania au so badly now but ive got 3 other wips i need to write for
I dont like leaving wips unfinished but the lack of support and wave of hate for those wips kinda killed my hype for them
This new one tho...
I dont like leaving wips unfinished but the lack of support and wave of hate for those wips kinda killed my hype for them
This new one tho...
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Dammit i wanna write the castlevania au so badly now but ive got 3 other wips i need to write for
I dont like leaving wips unfinished but the lack of support and wave of hate for those wips kinda killed my hype for them
This new one tho...
I dont like leaving wips unfinished but the lack of support and wave of hate for those wips kinda killed my hype for them
This new one tho...
Eh i cant afford it rn anyway ive gotta get my car fixed
But im always thinking about Them regardless
But im always thinking about Them regardless
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Eh i cant afford it rn anyway ive gotta get my car fixed
But im always thinking about Them regardless
But im always thinking about Them regardless
I need everyone to know im thinking Deeply about that #jayvik castlevania au again...
Might not ever write it, but god do i wanna commission art for it either way
Might not ever write it, but god do i wanna commission art for it either way
January 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I need everyone to know im thinking Deeply about that #jayvik castlevania au again...
Might not ever write it, but god do i wanna commission art for it either way
Might not ever write it, but god do i wanna commission art for it either way
Someone give me motivation to continue my wip fics bc after the amount of random hate i gor bombarded with i really dont feel like writing anything anymore
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Someone give me motivation to continue my wip fics bc after the amount of random hate i gor bombarded with i really dont feel like writing anything anymore