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Likes cats
Looks harmless
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Haha, you Joestars
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look at this duuuuude
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I have made the mistake of taking a long 4 hour nap

My sleep schedule will never recover 😭😭😭😭😭
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Went to the post office to get my passport stuff done for first time which required my birth certificate.

Dawg they stapled my birth certificate! Stapled! That piece of paper was in mint condition for 30 years now it's forever tainted ;__;
October 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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100% All Achievements

xkcd.com/3148/
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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damn
September 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I've been queue skipping the Spotify jam and I would do it again
August 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If you don't thumbs up the car wash guy when you put it in neutral then are you even living?
August 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Someone in London referencing Dead Frontier in the year of our lord 2025 is crazy
Haven't touched that since the late 2000s when satellite was my only way to access the internet
August 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Rocket Money keeps telling me they noticed "an usually large transaction" like yea that's my rent payment why do you keep telling me I'm overpaying 😭😭😭
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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An immensely obscure tiny detail in Super Mario Sunshine is that Strollin' Stus have heightened awareness of Mario if he has no water left. Pumping FLUDD with no water makes them notice Mario from much further away. This took players 22 years after the game's release to discover.
June 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Constant mood
June 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I made a music video for Hatsune Miku ! ✨
Please check it out 💜💙
June 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pick one up if you're a fan!! Just imagine the many hats she can wear :O
June 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon, I found a spell that lets me turn someone into cheese
Enemies resist making it difficult to do, but summons just take it
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF CHEESE, DESTROYER OF SUMMONED WOLVES
May 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Age has given me a better appreciation for classics such as Weird Al's White & Nerdy.

Land ownership and back-alley deals for the Star Wars: Holiday Special were goals to aspire to.
May 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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AERITH LOOK OUT --
OH GOD SHES GOT AIRPODS IN
#MTGxFinalFantasy #MTGAmbassador
May 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Bluesky's userbase tilts pretty far towards liberals (gonna count progs as libs, but apologetically and with all due respec). But to everyone calling this place an outlier / echo chamber let me give you some admittedly unscientific anecdata:
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I beat The Hundred Line.
Good-ass game. Story and characters kept me enthralled even if the combat was serviceable (doesn't take long to one-turn waves when your items give you way more action economy than needed).
May 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Roommate just handed a bag called "Pickle Flavor Claussen Jelly Beans" to me

Never have I tasted such vile jelly beans. The aftertaste alone is a war crime against taste buds.
April 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM