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News, the way it used to be. Written slowly, with a lot of words, by people barely keeping it together.
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Breaking News: Politics Trump is quote in The Time’s saying “[He] wants to be known as a president of peace, but he’s willing to accept president of peace of shit.”
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January 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Breaking News: Politics

Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
This is breaking news alert from The Implication News. It’s a red alert image and in big bold white letters the words “BREAKING NEWS” is written in the center. Around it reads “you know that thing we said that was happening? That thing?! It’s happening! And we’re telling!” The image was clearly made by a man who had too much time on his hands.
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Breaking News: Health New US dietary guidelines urges lowering processed sugars in your diet and eating more protein like baby bear, whale’s head, or any kind tainted meat.
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January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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The corporate satire here is chef's kiss. That line about tightening distribution between drug dealers and drug makers had me rolling, especially paired with the two-day shipping promise. Worked at a ...
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January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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We just published Amazon’s next big thing.

There are no pictures.
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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Amazon To Conquer New Industry: The Black Market
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January 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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Donald Trump promises to take Greenland for the United States with negotiation talks with the prime minister. While holding a copy of The Art of the Deal, he is following Rule 7: When negotiations stall and your opponent wont budge. Nothing trumps a military coup and forceful regime change.
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Today’s article is ripped from the headlines…from about two years ago. But still fresh in our minds.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Harvard To Teach Masters Program in the Commodity of Disney Adult’s
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December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Here is today’s article. I don’t know who is reading this and I don’t care.

I’m here to tell you the news, not hold your hand.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Resident Of Small Beach Town Is Surprised By How Empty It Gets In Colder Months
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December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Breaking News: Politics Due to the Secretary of Health and the MAHA movement. RFK Jr insistence that Clorox make it easier to ingest bleach as a health supplement. The Clorox Company has begrudgi...
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December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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HEROIC DETECTIVE (REDACTED) SOLVES 15 YEAR OLD COLD CASE USING GRINDR
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December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM