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" Would you complain if I did? "

The guild leader would grin, leaning in so that the woman could hear the rattle of her jewelry. Lips inches from her ear.

" All you have to do is tell me no. "

And like that she back around front with another light laugh.
Redder again, especially now that she's behind, running hands through her locks.
Silky, maintained. . .smells pretty nice too!

" H - husband? Oh, I'm
more into girls. There was this
one guy but he. . .he hasn't been around in a while - "

Squeak?

" Are you implying that you're going to steal me? "
" Eruka.
No husband? I've broken up enough marriages with the woman I take. "

The stomach laugh was almost infectus as the average built woman moved shockingly quickly behind the Frog, hand gently going through her hair.

" Don't worry, I'm teasing... Well, I might be.~ "
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 AM
" Eruka.
No husband? I've broken up enough marriages with the woman I take. "

The stomach laugh was almost infectus as the average built woman moved shockingly quickly behind the Frog, hand gently going through her hair.

" Don't worry, I'm teasing... Well, I might be.~ "
In that moment, butterflies erupted in her stomach so hard that she felt as if she actually ate some.

" A-ah -
It's Eruka, miss. . . .

Pleased to meet you. "

Her blushy face was on full display, timid but infatuated eyes going a little wide as she's inspected.
The bold woman would step forward, taking the girl by the chin and turning her head side to side with a small hum.

" Mmhmm... Yeah. I like you, Please. What's your name, love?~"
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 AM
" I've many sins; Do you really want to blame me for the murder? "

The woman would raise an eyebrow, taking a step forward, hands being fully shown so she wouldn't appear as a threat.

" I'd call it self-defense personally. "
"W-what?! No I-.. ugh.."

She let out a huff as she quickly shook her head, trying to not become flustered.

"You just surprised me with that comment.. and even that other comment! I am conversing with a murderer then?"
" Ah, focusing on that? Well, atleast I know yer interested.~ "

The woman would give a teasing wink to the other. She knew that the Princess had been caught off guard, but honestly? She was just riding the train.

" Its okay, you think I'm hot, I think yer hot, its normal. "
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The bold woman would step forward, taking the girl by the chin and turning her head side to side with a small hum.

" Mmhmm... Yeah. I like you, Please. What's your name, love?~"
Glances about, then heads over shyly. Her face is so red. . .

" Uh, h - heya ~ "

Having a frog girl obsessed with you isn't the worst thing that could happen -
Right?
Uh oh, is the guild leader gonna get a frog wrapped around her finger?

Well, she's waving her over.
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 AM
" Ah, focusing on that? Well, atleast I know yer interested.~ "

The woman would give a teasing wink to the other. She knew that the Princess had been caught off guard, but honestly? She was just riding the train.

" Its okay, you think I'm hot, I think yer hot, its normal. "
Elise was about to open her mouth to respond.. she was dealing with a murderer now? But that second comment briefly caught her off guard.

"H-huh? Flirt?" She almost squeaked out her words, she wasn't exactly accustomed to that.. at least not from women.
" Ah, I ended that royal line.
Its why I'm a BIT short with royals. "

Annnd back on goes her overcoat.

" I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt, and just be flirty with ya, instead of bein' an arse. "
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Uh oh, is the guild leader gonna get a frog wrapped around her finger?

Well, she's waving her over.
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Wink.
January 18, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Tiefling shaking as she has like ten blankets on her, being forced to sit in her workchair.

Ahhhh she hated this job. Yes, she was the leader of the guild, but she needed a warmer spot!
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 AM
The Tiefling allowed herself to be fully on display, standing with that one foot up still proudly.

" Well, it certainly isn't a bad thing.~ "
“Should I take that as a good or bad thing?”

She flashed a smirk once again, leaning back into her throne as if to take a good long look at the other.
" Heh..
Yer somethin' ya know? I like it, I just can't put my finger on it. "

The Tiefling would lean down with a big grin, the scars across her face far more visable.
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
" I don't recall seeing a mirror. "

The Tiefling would hum softly, continuing her walk.

" But, look; Beauty follows.~ "
Well... she doesn't have anything else to do. So she'll jog to catch up before falling into place beside the other. Curiosity has gotten to her.

"Were you looking in a mirror when you made that comment?"
" Couldn't agree more, to you. "

The flirty comment was made of course a few feet away at this point. Clearly she was in the middle of something else too..
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 AM
" Heh..
Yer somethin' ya know? I like it, I just can't put my finger on it. "

The Tiefling would lean down with a big grin, the scars across her face far more visable.
“Is that so? Then perhaps he should be considered one of those lucky few then.”

There was a certain allure to her, but still dangerous in every sense of the word.
Ah, a Royal meeting with the former slave of a Royal. Must be fate.

" Well, he did get a closer look than most...
Hopefully you won't be most.~ "
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
" Couldn't agree more, to you. "

The flirty comment was made of course a few feet away at this point. Clearly she was in the middle of something else too..
"Salud."

She'd hold up her bottle in response and take a swig.

"To all the lovely ladies."
" Salu. "

She'd hold up her bottle, chugging it back as she kept walking by.
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
" I did nothing. "

She'd never admit to helping others, stopping by the meat stand to look over the product. Clicking her tongue, and critquing some of the cuts... before walking off empty handed. Towards a vegatble stand.

" So, what are you? "
They sigh, hopping down from their little hiding spot, the basket still in their possession as they quietly walks beside her, she was basically their savior all things considered.

"Thank you for doing that. ."

They say with a soft, hushed chitter in tandem with their voice
Militia? Hm, she could use this.
Whistling as they ran past, she'd direct them back to herself... The conversation was breif, a lot of pointing... but they ran off in the opposite direction of the spider.

" Easy enough... "

She'd waved to the other as she began to walk, hoping they'd follow.
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
" Salu. "

She'd hold up her bottle, chugging it back as she kept walking by.
"Can't drink all day if you don't start early."

Yes. She is already a few bottles deep.
January 18, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Militia? Hm, she could use this.
Whistling as they ran past, she'd direct them back to herself... The conversation was breif, a lot of pointing... but they ran off in the opposite direction of the spider.

" Easy enough... "

She'd waved to the other as she began to walk, hoping they'd follow.
"M'kay! sounds Goo-"

The being notices something out of the corner of their eye, and flees, cutting off into a little alley, jumping up a (Unreasonable considering their size) onto a wall and clinging to a wall just by simply putting their hands and feet on the wall. .

Meanwhile, two militia run-
She'd nod, already walking that way. This would be another lesson, seeing if she could trust the infromation gathering of the other.

" We'll probably just look... The later in the day we wait for buying meat the more desprate they'll get to sell. "
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Ah, a Royal meeting with the former slave of a Royal. Must be fate.

" Well, he did get a closer look than most...
Hopefully you won't be most.~ "
“One might argue that he was quite generous with his portrayal, but he failed to do you justice nonetheless.”

Royalty…an exile to be more exact but from an incredibly powerful house that still followed her every movement whether she liked it or not.
The other was.... overly confident some might say, as she approached a foot came to one side of the throne next to her. It'd be an insult to most royalty, but an inventation to someone like minded.

" Hm... Have you seen my wanted posters? That guy was a total pervert. "
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The other was.... overly confident some might say, as she approached a foot came to one side of the throne next to her. It'd be an insult to most royalty, but an inventation to someone like minded.

" Hm... Have you seen my wanted posters? That guy was a total pervert. "
“On the contrary, I’ve seen more than even you might expect. In my own special way of course.”

Another swirl of the glass followed, leaning forward in this makeshift throne as if more than willing to meet the other.
" Oh?~ Well, here ya are talkin' about my defining features, an you haven't even gotten a close look at me.
Shame. "

If nothing else, she had balls of steel, approaching the other with a sly grin at this point now. She knew the Drow was likely dangerous, but that was the thrill.
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
" Ah, I ended that royal line.
Its why I'm a BIT short with royals. "

Annnd back on goes her overcoat.

" I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt, and just be flirty with ya, instead of bein' an arse. "
The elf's eyes widened, she was not expecting to see this or so many scars. Sympathy was quick to fill her.

"I'm sorry that happened to you.. it sounds absolutely terrible.. I am glad that you are seemingly free and away from it all now, at least.."
She'd turn around, showing the other a few scars along her back.

" Whips.
Grew up a slave to the a royal family... bought young and trained up with plans to be... ahem... a concubine.
Luckily, I'm built better than that.~ "
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
She'd nod, already walking that way. This would be another lesson, seeing if she could trust the infromation gathering of the other.

" We'll probably just look... The later in the day we wait for buying meat the more desprate they'll get to sell. "
The smaller lady carefully takes the basket, holding it in one of their hands, which was covered in a similar purple fluff material like their pants.

"I thought I saw a meat stand down by that man with all those pretty scarves on display. ."

They Point in the direction they saw the stand
She'd pass the basket to the other, if they were gonna be here, they were gonna help. Before going back to the basket stand and paying for one this time... She clearly knew how to keep her tracks hidden.

" Alright... Thats the fruit, we'll need some meat and some vegtables... "
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
She'd turn around, showing the other a few scars along her back.

" Whips.
Grew up a slave to the a royal family... bought young and trained up with plans to be... ahem... a concubine.
Luckily, I'm built better than that.~ "
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
She'd pass the basket to the other, if they were gonna be here, they were gonna help. Before going back to the basket stand and paying for one this time... She clearly knew how to keep her tracks hidden.

" Alright... Thats the fruit, we'll need some meat and some vegtables... "
They watch as she snatches all of these things all so quickly, holding their tongue from exclaiming anything as they silently take in what they were being presented. Getting an opportunity to watch a master work like this was a once in a lifetime thing!

"Woah. ."

They mumble to themselves in awe.
" I've got a bounty on my head, why would I ever do that? "

She'd stop at a basket dealer, snatching a basket without paying before twisting around to a fruit stand. Flirting with the young woman openly as she used her opposite hand to push fruit into the basket. Only paying for half of them ↷
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
" Call it a dagger in my spine I never quite got out; Sorry.

But... we can agree on the last part. "
"I don't know where this sudden insulting is coming from.. but I am aware of how other royals act and how they look down upon others as if they're mud.
Trying to talk some sense into them never works.."
" Look at that, cute and ya got somethin' raddlin' around up there.
Yeah. Royals usually think they're better than everyone else.

Maybe not you, but everyone says its not them. "
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
" Look at that, cute and ya got somethin' raddlin' around up there.
Yeah. Royals usually think they're better than everyone else.

Maybe not you, but everyone says its not them. "
"I do not understand.. everyone bleeds red. Unless this is some reference of royalty thinking they are better than everyone else?"
" Royal blood, blue-blood.
Its an ol' under city reference, since the royals are so far above they don' act like they bleed red. "
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
" I've got a bounty on my head, why would I ever do that? "

She'd stop at a basket dealer, snatching a basket without paying before twisting around to a fruit stand. Flirting with the young woman openly as she used her opposite hand to push fruit into the basket. Only paying for half of them ↷
Considering they basically got defeated by attempting to fight, they don't have any other choice but to follow. Their walking was almost inaudible due to their small frame, and they had a bit of pep in their step too.

"Y-you aren't going to turn m-me in are you? . ."
" Then you should find some money to get some. "

She'd eat the rest of the jerky before turning on a heel.

" Put the dagger away, and follow. "

Well, the little one may have not known it but she'd just been hired by the head of a powerful guilde... This could only end poorly.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
" Royal blood, blue-blood.
Its an ol' under city reference, since the royals are so far above they don' act like they bleed red. "
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM