Have now seen every version of every nursery rhyme video on YouTube and not once have I detected any subversive political messaging. Feels like a huge missed opportunity

Show your cat you take an interest in their hobbies by joining in when they get the zoomies

Get ready, everybody...he's about to do something stupid

"We discussed this and I said no"

Son's hit the age where he's starting to know what stuff is but gets it all mixed up. Giraffes roar. Cows hoot like owls. A drawing of a crescent moon is actually a banana. Just the best worldview, only downhill from here

Just had a similar reaction to the Monorail salesman made when he realised he was flying over North Haverbrook

Alright, Bluesky, let's do this