KingAlbopilosum
@thehimulation.bsky.social
Triangles are my favorite shape. /_\
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that thang move like a undercooked cheesecake
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
that thang move like a undercooked cheesecake
her: i like bad boys
me: when i see loose carts at Walmart i move them into the reserved cop parking spots.
me: when i see loose carts at Walmart i move them into the reserved cop parking spots.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
her: i like bad boys
me: when i see loose carts at Walmart i move them into the reserved cop parking spots.
me: when i see loose carts at Walmart i move them into the reserved cop parking spots.
ladies, in case you aren't aware, "mansplaining" is a portmanteau of "man explaining"
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ladies, in case you aren't aware, "mansplaining" is a portmanteau of "man explaining"
But do you know the muffin man tho?
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
But do you know the muffin man tho?
call me amontillado the way shawty got me bricked up
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
call me amontillado the way shawty got me bricked up
all my homies love jazz
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
all my homies love jazz
printing a giant map of the local supermarket so i can swipe everything off the table to roll it out and explain the shopping list
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
printing a giant map of the local supermarket so i can swipe everything off the table to roll it out and explain the shopping list
You're in her DM's. I'm at her friendsgiving eating way too many egg rolls and talking
(loudly) to the dog. We are not the same.
(loudly) to the dog. We are not the same.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You're in her DM's. I'm at her friendsgiving eating way too many egg rolls and talking
(loudly) to the dog. We are not the same.
(loudly) to the dog. We are not the same.
Nobody do it like I do it. (I do it incorrectly)
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nobody do it like I do it. (I do it incorrectly)
while we may not survive, we will persevere
March 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
while we may not survive, we will persevere
nobody talks to the homeless and the drug users for philosophical insight any more and thats one of the biggest mistakes we have made
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
nobody talks to the homeless and the drug users for philosophical insight any more and thats one of the biggest mistakes we have made
misquoting movies on purpose so the Mandela effect never dies
December 13, 2024 at 4:12 AM
misquoting movies on purpose so the Mandela effect never dies
Fear is a privilege.
December 1, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Fear is a privilege.
You know what's cool? Homeless shelters. You should donate to one.
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
You know what's cool? Homeless shelters. You should donate to one.
when you lost your vape but you have another one because in addition to being a chill guy you are prepared
November 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
when you lost your vape but you have another one because in addition to being a chill guy you are prepared
I am in opposition to all the bad things 👎
November 21, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I am in opposition to all the bad things 👎
when they want you to post politics for clout but you're just a chill guy who likes weed more than police
November 21, 2024 at 4:18 AM
when they want you to post politics for clout but you're just a chill guy who likes weed more than police
I support all the good things 👍
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I support all the good things 👍
me every time it snows or rains: well we needed the water
November 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
me every time it snows or rains: well we needed the water
I know it has been said by others but I'm going to reiterate it. If you let a motherfucker shenan, they will shenanigan.
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I know it has been said by others but I'm going to reiterate it. If you let a motherfucker shenan, they will shenanigan.
do we still call posts skeets over here? #bluesky
a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and sunglasses .
ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and sunglasses .
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November 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
do we still call posts skeets over here? #bluesky
yall hate on skibidi like you didnt say boom shakalaka
November 19, 2024 at 5:58 PM
yall hate on skibidi like you didnt say boom shakalaka
First time I heard someone say "I'm just a regular guy I put on my pants one leg at a time like everyone else" that's when I knew I was different.
November 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
First time I heard someone say "I'm just a regular guy I put on my pants one leg at a time like everyone else" that's when I knew I was different.