The High Gremlin
@thehighgremlin.bsky.social
Cryptid Creature. Hyperlexic, Hyperactive, Hypermobile. Does not play well with Facists. Fueled by logic, lighthearted screeching into the void, and little gremlin treats. 🍃🩷💛💙
When my most recent bloodwork results came in, my doctor prescribed a vitamin D supplement in a dosage so high it can only be taken once a week so I guess you could say I qualify as “indoorsy”.
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
When my most recent bloodwork results came in, my doctor prescribed a vitamin D supplement in a dosage so high it can only be taken once a week so I guess you could say I qualify as “indoorsy”.
Today I ordered a sparkling refresher beverage, chugged half of it, and then dumped both of today’s energy drink leftovers into it so I could throw away the cans. Chaos gremlin car cleaning hack. You’re welcome.
August 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today I ordered a sparkling refresher beverage, chugged half of it, and then dumped both of today’s energy drink leftovers into it so I could throw away the cans. Chaos gremlin car cleaning hack. You’re welcome.
*hollering into a megaphone*
CAPITALIST CONTROL OVER BASIC HUMAN NEEDS IS LEGAL EXTORTION OF SOCIETY’S MOST VULNERABLE
CAPITALIST CONTROL OVER BASIC HUMAN NEEDS IS LEGAL EXTORTION OF SOCIETY’S MOST VULNERABLE
July 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*hollering into a megaphone*
CAPITALIST CONTROL OVER BASIC HUMAN NEEDS IS LEGAL EXTORTION OF SOCIETY’S MOST VULNERABLE
CAPITALIST CONTROL OVER BASIC HUMAN NEEDS IS LEGAL EXTORTION OF SOCIETY’S MOST VULNERABLE
This is it, folks. This time is going to be the time where watching a documentary about natural disasters after taking an edible is a good idea with zero flaws whatsoever.
April 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is it, folks. This time is going to be the time where watching a documentary about natural disasters after taking an edible is a good idea with zero flaws whatsoever.
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate
Being raised to respect authority without question turned me into a person who questions authority until it has earned my respect.
April 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Being raised to respect authority without question turned me into a person who questions authority until it has earned my respect.
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day and enjoy your rewatch of The Boondock Saints
March 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day and enjoy your rewatch of The Boondock Saints
I’ll be laughing forever at my favorite live play DnD podcast’s use of the phrase “fart bursar.” This is the most joy.
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’ll be laughing forever at my favorite live play DnD podcast’s use of the phrase “fart bursar.” This is the most joy.
Hyperfocused too hard at work and forgot about blinking for like four hours but at least I was concentrating for once
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hyperfocused too hard at work and forgot about blinking for like four hours but at least I was concentrating for once
There’s never been a better time to host movie nights where we all watch A Bug’s Life.
February 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There’s never been a better time to host movie nights where we all watch A Bug’s Life.
It was either “pancakes cooked in bacon grease with carmelized apple topping from scratch at 1am” or “drink wine until you can’t feel your face and succumb to the existential dread “ and goddamn these pancakes are good.
January 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
It was either “pancakes cooked in bacon grease with carmelized apple topping from scratch at 1am” or “drink wine until you can’t feel your face and succumb to the existential dread “ and goddamn these pancakes are good.
Hope everyone is having a better day than my fiancé’s coworker, who forgot to make sure he was on mute before screaming “fuck this stupid fucking shit” in the middle of a conference call with several corporate VIPs.
January 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hope everyone is having a better day than my fiancé’s coworker, who forgot to make sure he was on mute before screaming “fuck this stupid fucking shit” in the middle of a conference call with several corporate VIPs.
Maybe it’s the cold medicine but lemme tell you how simultaneously adorable and hilarious it is to watch an alligator climb over a fence. His dumb little leggies waving around SENT me
December 29, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Maybe it’s the cold medicine but lemme tell you how simultaneously adorable and hilarious it is to watch an alligator climb over a fence. His dumb little leggies waving around SENT me
Q: Would I trade the holiday I had or change it in any way?
A: Not for anything.
Q: Am I so autistically exhausted that I’ve spent today speaking to no one while watching seasons of tv shows with all the big lights in the house off?
A: no, YOU and also mind your own business.
A: Not for anything.
Q: Am I so autistically exhausted that I’ve spent today speaking to no one while watching seasons of tv shows with all the big lights in the house off?
A: no, YOU and also mind your own business.
December 27, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Q: Would I trade the holiday I had or change it in any way?
A: Not for anything.
Q: Am I so autistically exhausted that I’ve spent today speaking to no one while watching seasons of tv shows with all the big lights in the house off?
A: no, YOU and also mind your own business.
A: Not for anything.
Q: Am I so autistically exhausted that I’ve spent today speaking to no one while watching seasons of tv shows with all the big lights in the house off?
A: no, YOU and also mind your own business.
*sigh* I could’ve been born a golden retriever that gets adopted by millennial DINKs and instead I was born an anxious AuDHD plant enthusiast who eventually misreads a gummy label and gets munchies so strong that I try to make wraps while also trying to eat spoonfuls of extra crunchy peanut butter.
December 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
*sigh* I could’ve been born a golden retriever that gets adopted by millennial DINKs and instead I was born an anxious AuDHD plant enthusiast who eventually misreads a gummy label and gets munchies so strong that I try to make wraps while also trying to eat spoonfuls of extra crunchy peanut butter.
Hi yes can someone please explain to me why neurotypical humans love acknowledging what day of the week it is? You just gotta hit ‘em with a “Wednesdays, right?” and they’re all over that shit. I’m glad to know this simple social hack, but I’m baffled every time it works.
December 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Hi yes can someone please explain to me why neurotypical humans love acknowledging what day of the week it is? You just gotta hit ‘em with a “Wednesdays, right?” and they’re all over that shit. I’m glad to know this simple social hack, but I’m baffled every time it works.
We should make health insurance CEOs stand behind their product and use the lowest-tier health insurance plan their company offers to provide for the medical needs of themselves and their families.
December 7, 2024 at 10:12 PM
We should make health insurance CEOs stand behind their product and use the lowest-tier health insurance plan their company offers to provide for the medical needs of themselves and their families.
*screaming into an autotuned karaoke mic*
FOR-PROFIT HEALTHCARE IS A FORM OF EUGENICS
FOR-PROFIT HEALTHCARE IS A FORM OF EUGENICS
December 6, 2024 at 12:08 AM
*screaming into an autotuned karaoke mic*
FOR-PROFIT HEALTHCARE IS A FORM OF EUGENICS
FOR-PROFIT HEALTHCARE IS A FORM OF EUGENICS
My fiance woke up this morning and stumbled to the bathroom mumbling that he had to “brush his mouth and clean his bones.”
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
My fiance woke up this morning and stumbled to the bathroom mumbling that he had to “brush his mouth and clean his bones.”
I may be trying to pass a kidney stone, but at least this squirrel is having the best day of their hecking life.
November 25, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I may be trying to pass a kidney stone, but at least this squirrel is having the best day of their hecking life.
I like referring to the mechanic as the “car doctor” because the only folks that get mad about it are insecure men who probably deserve to be annoyed on a regular basis.
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I like referring to the mechanic as the “car doctor” because the only folks that get mad about it are insecure men who probably deserve to be annoyed on a regular basis.
No one in my real life knows I’m here yet. Delightful.
November 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
No one in my real life knows I’m here yet. Delightful.