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@theguydf.bsky.social
Incapable of loving myself without the validation of strangers
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This is for any baseball nerds like me. At breakfast today and older gentleman came to my table and started talking to me because he saw my Yankees hat. Turns out his father 1/2
October 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is for any baseball nerds like me. At breakfast today and older gentleman came to my table and started talking to me because he saw my Yankees hat. Turns out his father 1/2
Friend told me to ask Alexa, “how do you say a seal pushed me yesterday” in French and omg if you do this make sure the kids are aren’t around
October 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Friend told me to ask Alexa, “how do you say a seal pushed me yesterday” in French and omg if you do this make sure the kids are aren’t around
I think I may have irritable personality syndrome.
September 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think I may have irritable personality syndrome.
Trump Supporters: We’re going to boycott New York City if Zohran Mamdani gets elected as Mayor.
New Yorkers:
New Yorkers:
a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it .
Alt: Donald Glover is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it saying “Good”.
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Trump Supporters: We’re going to boycott New York City if Zohran Mamdani gets elected as Mayor.
New Yorkers:
New Yorkers:
On “rapture eve” we should all put a set of our clothes out on the front lawn and really freak some people out
September 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
On “rapture eve” we should all put a set of our clothes out on the front lawn and really freak some people out
I didn’t even hear what he said. Was it worse than calling our veterans suckers and losers
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I didn’t even hear what he said. Was it worse than calling our veterans suckers and losers
A couple of years ago I got a book called "Getting Things Done". Never read it.
September 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
A couple of years ago I got a book called "Getting Things Done". Never read it.
As an adult white male, can I just say that the biggest threat to our country is clearly adult white males
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
As an adult white male, can I just say that the biggest threat to our country is clearly adult white males
The Epstein files don’t need to be released, if he wasn’t in them the proof would’ve been touted by every major news source months ago.
August 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Epstein files don’t need to be released, if he wasn’t in them the proof would’ve been touted by every major news source months ago.
How it started vs How it’s going
August 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How it started vs How it’s going
If you’re against gay marriage, may I suggest not marrying someone that’s the same sex as you. Otherwise stfu, your opinion is meaningless.
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If you’re against gay marriage, may I suggest not marrying someone that’s the same sex as you. Otherwise stfu, your opinion is meaningless.
I don’t remember living in a dystopian society when Biden was President.
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don’t remember living in a dystopian society when Biden was President.
Did you just pay six figures for the ugliest vehicle on the road?
August 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Did you just pay six figures for the ugliest vehicle on the road?
If the media actually pushed on the Epstein thing half as much as they did the “Joe Biden is old and incapable” thing, we would be done with him already.
August 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If the media actually pushed on the Epstein thing half as much as they did the “Joe Biden is old and incapable” thing, we would be done with him already.
So MAGA’s first time believing women is going to be with Ghislaine Maxwell?
July 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
So MAGA’s first time believing women is going to be with Ghislaine Maxwell?
Are nouns still a thing? Or just a person or place?
July 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Are nouns still a thing? Or just a person or place?
So if I’m understanding this correctly, Trump is just renaming Mexican Coke to “The Coke of America”. Where have I heard something like this before
July 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So if I’m understanding this correctly, Trump is just renaming Mexican Coke to “The Coke of America”. Where have I heard something like this before
“Biden should’ve released the Epstein files!”. Oh yeah, because MAGA definitely wouldn’t have called it fake news.
July 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“Biden should’ve released the Epstein files!”. Oh yeah, because MAGA definitely wouldn’t have called it fake news.
I may be dumb, but I’m not a “join Elon Musk’s political party” dumb.
July 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I may be dumb, but I’m not a “join Elon Musk’s political party” dumb.
Elon could take Trump down and would still be a gigantic piece of shit.
July 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Elon could take Trump down and would still be a gigantic piece of shit.
I’m just happy Merrick Garland didnt’t do anything that would make him look partisan during his tenure. It really worked out.
June 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’m just happy Merrick Garland didnt’t do anything that would make him look partisan during his tenure. It really worked out.
Walking from the protest yesterday straight to a farmer’s market and eating a tamale felt like the most California thing I could do.
June 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Walking from the protest yesterday straight to a farmer’s market and eating a tamale felt like the most California thing I could do.
“LA is burning down!” - people who couldn’t find California on a map
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“LA is burning down!” - people who couldn’t find California on a map
When a waiter says “be careful, the plate is hot!” I take it as a challenge.
June 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When a waiter says “be careful, the plate is hot!” I take it as a challenge.