The Grumpy Old Troll
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If the bear needs poking, I'm your huckleberry.
Looks like Adm. Bradley's bio page is back up on the Navy's website. Thought for a moment they might have unpersoned him.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Looks like Adm. Bradley's bio page is back up on the Navy's website. Thought for a moment they might have unpersoned him.
If I'd been committing war crimes, I'd be hoping my back-pocket pardon wasn't signed by autopen right about now.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If I'd been committing war crimes, I'd be hoping my back-pocket pardon wasn't signed by autopen right about now.
Not digging this new edition of Charlotte's Web.
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Not digging this new edition of Charlotte's Web.
BREAKING: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr adding "Epstein" to the list of words you can't say on TV or radio.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
BREAKING: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr adding "Epstein" to the list of words you can't say on TV or radio.
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A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
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Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.
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BREAKING: Frito-Lay announces they are 100% behind the President in his efforts to name the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself. A corporate spokesperson said "We fully agree with President Trump and look forward to the opening of Cheeto Field."
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
BREAKING: Frito-Lay announces they are 100% behind the President in his efforts to name the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself. A corporate spokesperson said "We fully agree with President Trump and look forward to the opening of Cheeto Field."
Most overheard thing at the White House last night.
Kid: "Mommy, look at that man's ghoul costume."
Stephen Miller: "I'm not in costume, you @%#$&!@ little terrorist!!!"
Kid: "Mommy, look at that man's ghoul costume."
Stephen Miller: "I'm not in costume, you @%#$&!@ little terrorist!!!"
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Most overheard thing at the White House last night.
Kid: "Mommy, look at that man's ghoul costume."
Stephen Miller: "I'm not in costume, you @%#$&!@ little terrorist!!!"
Kid: "Mommy, look at that man's ghoul costume."
Stephen Miller: "I'm not in costume, you @%#$&!@ little terrorist!!!"
@timmiller.bsky.social Someone needs to warn Jeff Landry. If he lets Trump send in the Guard, a crack squad of Amphifa will be dispatched from Portland to Bourbon St.
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@timmiller.bsky.social Someone needs to warn Jeff Landry. If he lets Trump send in the Guard, a crack squad of Amphifa will be dispatched from Portland to Bourbon St.
He does, however, get to keep the title Prince of Pedo
October 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
He does, however, get to keep the title Prince of Pedo
Harrison Butker, once again, too far to the right. That never gets old.
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Harrison Butker, once again, too far to the right. That never gets old.
State workers are apparently removing chalk memorials as soon as they go up at the Orlando crosswalk by the Pulse nightclub. Some artist should put one of these up, so we can watch MAGA heads explode as they decide whether to purge the rainbow or keep Daddy Trump.
September 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
State workers are apparently removing chalk memorials as soon as they go up at the Orlando crosswalk by the Pulse nightclub. Some artist should put one of these up, so we can watch MAGA heads explode as they decide whether to purge the rainbow or keep Daddy Trump.
Progressive friends are upset Cracker Barrel caved on the logo, but the old logo is the "Woke" one. It's far more inclusive. You don't need to understand English, or even read to know what it says. Everything is right there in the pictogram of a cracker sitting next to a barrel.
August 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Progressive friends are upset Cracker Barrel caved on the logo, but the old logo is the "Woke" one. It's far more inclusive. You don't need to understand English, or even read to know what it says. Everything is right there in the pictogram of a cracker sitting next to a barrel.
Friday "To Do" list:
1. Persecute critics
2. Purge military
3. Seize the means of production
1. Persecute critics
2. Purge military
3. Seize the means of production
August 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Friday "To Do" list:
1. Persecute critics
2. Purge military
3. Seize the means of production
1. Persecute critics
2. Purge military
3. Seize the means of production
Any settlement that rewards Putin for his war of aggression is reprehensible.
August 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Any settlement that rewards Putin for his war of aggression is reprehensible.
Everyone is worked about the cheating Astronomer execs, but they weren't the only ones embarrassed on the Coldplay kiss cam:
July 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Everyone is worked about the cheating Astronomer execs, but they weren't the only ones embarrassed on the Coldplay kiss cam:
So it's finally over. Diddy was convicted on federal prostitution charges.
One question remains. How much Trump coin does he need to buy to ensure his pardon?
One question remains. How much Trump coin does he need to buy to ensure his pardon?
July 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
So it's finally over. Diddy was convicted on federal prostitution charges.
One question remains. How much Trump coin does he need to buy to ensure his pardon?
One question remains. How much Trump coin does he need to buy to ensure his pardon?
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The president seemed a little disappointed on his tour today:
July 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The president seemed a little disappointed on his tour today:
Whenever I see Emil Bove, my first thought is, "I aways thought it would be Clemenza."
June 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Whenever I see Emil Bove, my first thought is, "I aways thought it would be Clemenza."
Socialist lead in NY, and MAGA is all:
June 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Socialist lead in NY, and MAGA is all:
I'd like to congratulate the people of Canada for not being as stupid as we are.
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'd like to congratulate the people of Canada for not being as stupid as we are.
Everyone is going crazy about who Pete Hegseth is including in his signal chats. Come on, folks. The real story is who isn't included. Can someone please tell me how we are supposed to develop legitimate war plans without including Kid Rock or the My Pillow guy?
April 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Everyone is going crazy about who Pete Hegseth is including in his signal chats. Come on, folks. The real story is who isn't included. Can someone please tell me how we are supposed to develop legitimate war plans without including Kid Rock or the My Pillow guy?