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The Green Hypocrite

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Oval office, interior: trump sits, inconsolable, a pile of pardons stacked on floor.

Camera pans in, all pardons for ex-prince andrew.

Smash cut, trump screams: "Why aren't they working?!" as camera flies backwards, up and out of White House, a flock of birds scared off of a tree on the lawn.

February 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Tonka Tough on Christofascism
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Issue 375
February 13, 2026
#schumer #icefunding #noem #dhs #ice #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #childrapistdonaldtrump #leezeldin #epa #maga #maha #rfkjr #globalwarming #climatechange #pambondi #epsteinsurvivors

February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Choosy Moms Choose Glyphosate
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Issue 374
February 6, 2026
#trumpshithimselfonlivetv #trumpdiaperblowout #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #epsteincoverup #redaction #leezeldin #roundup #pesticides #carcinogens #EPA #maha #rfkjr #weakdollar #economiccollapse

February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Is it cool to shit your pants on live TV? Some right wingers are starting to think so.

February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Can't wait for the Melania Unrated Extended Director's cut edition with cut footage showing the first lady shooting ping pong balls out of her snatch back when she was a hooker.

January 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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BDSM: bovino Sado-Masochism
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Issue 373
January 30, 2026
#ice #stephenmiller #dhs #kristinoem #borderpatrol #minneapolis #pretti #goode #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #2ndamendment #magat #unleadedgas #climatechange #globalwarming #carney #bessent #schumer #funding

January 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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January 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga, Choo Choo! Here Comes the Cuck Train!
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Issue 372
January 23, 2026
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #airforceone #zurich #grounded #saudiarabia #stephenmiller #cuckold #cuckchair #brookerollins #wholemilk #usda

January 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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So glad the pedo regime decided to combine another American hero into the holiday today! Happy Martin Luther Kirk Jr. Day! /s

January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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It's actually a legal definition--'Doritos'. It's "-tos" without an e for those that have a problem. No phalanges.

January 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM

The Green Hypocrite

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♫Good God, Great Lakes of Fire♫
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Issue 371
January 16, 2026
#reneegood #charliekirk #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #minneapolis #ice #dhs #kristinoem #christofascism #project2025 #iran #aidatacenters #aibubble #aijobs #greenland #venezuela

January 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Science Bros Icing ICE Zeroes
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Issue 370
January 9, 2026
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #maduro #venezuela #oil #icepigs #renee #environmentalism #climatechange #hegseth #cia #carteldelossoles #pentagon

January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Republicans right now: I didn't not exactly not vote for something peculiarly unlike the opposite of this...

January 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM

The Green Hypocrite

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New Year, New Unenforceable Peace Treaty
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Issue 369
January 1, 2026
#epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #mcdonald's #ronald #ukraine #zelenskyy #russia #putin #mar-a-lago #newyear'seve #newyear #beefindustry #methane #greenhousegases #globalwarming #climatechange

January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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♫It’s Starting to Look a Lot Like Fascism♫
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Issue 368
December 25, 2025

December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Generational Lead Poisoning
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Issue 367
December 19, 2025
#roadrage #climatechange #globalwarming #co2 #methane #bigoil #beefindustry #pedonaldtrump #bbclawsuit #nickelodeon #slimed #kid'schoiceawards #nuclearpower #powerplants #uranium #epsteinfiles #rfkjr

December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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For Outstanding Contributions to the Concepts of a Peace
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Issue 366
December 12, 2025
#fifapeace #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #arby's #coastguard #venezuela #oiltanker #hhs #epa #rfkjr #zeldin #drought #environmentalregulation #waterquality #rubio #font #wingdings

December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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fallon to chatgpt: why isn't my baby laughing at my jokes?

fallon to chatgpt, but later: how easy is it for cops to find out if you shook a baby and it died?

December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Wow, 365 days of satire, a whole year's worth. I think I'll reward myself by only posting once a week instead of five days a week, into perpetuity, effective immediately.

I'll be focusing more of my energy on other projects. My daily sardonic ramblings have grown tiresome. One a week is good enough

December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM