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“How many times do I have to tell you…

It’s Metallia!

MET-AL-LI-A!!”
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“𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙! 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕨𝕒𝕞𝕡 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕒!”

A portrayal of Metallia from witch and the hundred knight, written by ViVi
“You’ll be hard pressed to find someone nicer~

And run along now, you’ll only have a few moments before the illness my swamp provides becomes a permanent one after all~

I doubt you have a cure for my plague anyways

Hehehehe~”

-She watched the other scurry away with a smile on her face.

—>
January 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“Quirk huh… that’s what the people here call it, I’ve seen a few like you around. Quirk, curse, whatever you decide to call it, it explains your appearance I suppose.”

-She didn’t seem too impressed by the showcase of muscle. She had seen enough meatheads to get the general idea of them.

—>
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
“Huh? It causes it the rain…? So he’s more of a magical familiar than I thought isn’t he?”

-With the magic he casted the witch could make an assumption that this certainly wasn’t a simple animal tamed by this girl.

No this was some sort of magical creature…

—>
- form in the sky, as if brought in from the tiniest possibility of a downpour.

And in seconds, water droplets crash down from the air, though intentionally missing the two witches beneath them. Sabrina gives him a pat.

❝ Good boy, Salem. ❞

“Don’t patronize me.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
“Hey! I’ve memorized the information in books perfectly well thank you very much! Your name is just an annoying tongue twister!“
"Caulifla. And why should I even explain? Your ass will forget within the next five minutes."
“…You’re a weird one you know. What was your name again…caul…call…cauliflower or whatever? Such a tongue twister for no reason!

Whatever the case, what even is a Saiyan? You’ve talked about it before and it looks like just another beastkin species to me.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 AM
-The witch seemed a bit surprised by her wardrobe change so suddenly. Felt a bit pointless to have a power like that but a spell was a spell…

What was more interesting was the familiar. A cat wasn’t the most original or flashy familiar but a talking cat wasn’t a bit more of interest.

—>
- just rolls her eyes.

❝ I have a familiar. He’s just a drama queen who doesn’t like to do anything by the book. ❞

As if appearing from thin air, a black cat with a nail filer emerges from the bottom of her robes, sitting upright like a human. He speaks.

“I just don’t like to be tied down.”
a black cat with green eyes is holding a nail file in its paws
ALT: a black cat with green eyes is holding a nail file in its paws
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January 27, 2026 at 7:56 AM
“…You’re a weird one you know. What was your name again…caul…call…cauliflower or whatever? Such a tongue twister for no reason!

Whatever the case, what even is a Saiyan? You’ve talked about it before and it looks like just another beastkin species to me.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:36 AM
“Why don’t you just get clothes for both scenarios then? Not like it’s hard to blend in, I don’t see any runes or anything on your body either…”

-She observed the other carefully, she seemed to have a lot of experience with witches, far more than a normal person or even a witch would have…-

—>
January 27, 2026 at 7:34 AM
“And you’re not denying your one yourself? I’ve been called worse things in my life you know”
"So you admit you are one? Self report."
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 AM
“I have as well, he’s probably the type to cry over spilt milk…

Wait no that’s probably both of you.”

Unfortunately I would have to actually agree with you there...

I've met him. He's much worse.
“Still, you’d probably still be a crybaby Loser. But somehow more pathetic than you are now.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 AM
“Takes one to know one~”
"You're a BITCH."
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 AM
“Still, you’d probably still be a crybaby Loser. But somehow more pathetic than you are now.”

I mean probably die but that's just like, assumption.
“Oh no… The crybaby would be taking his anger out on others rather than himself-whatever would we do?”

-Said with the most sarcasm anyone has heard from her in a long time.-
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 AM
“Oh no… The crybaby would be taking his anger out on others rather than himself-whatever would we do?”

-Said with the most sarcasm anyone has heard from her in a long time.-

Guys what If I was taller than 4'11 and evil
what then
January 27, 2026 at 7:25 AM
“Then I’m sure you’ve figured out that being “impure” means you’ve been harassed by other witches correct?

It wouldn’t shock me, you already don’t look like a witch witch…whatever the hell your wearing”

-She remarked, the two couldn’t be any different fashion wise if they tried.-
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
“Heh, the witches of your world must be pretty weak to lose to someone like you. But that does confirm my suspicion, you are a witch but a human as well?

Interesting… so tell me, what type of witch are you? Since most witches refer to themselves by titles you must have one you go by right?”
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 AM
“Tch, weak. If you’re not confident in your powers then why even be a witch… at least that’s what I assume from your words.

For all I know you could be a fraud or someone who idolizes them. It seems you don’t have a clue as to what witches truly are… at least the great witches.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:42 AM
“….!”

-A shocked gasp appeared on her face as she felt the wind brush through her long, blonde, locks. No doubt she figured she was high enough that most people would either ignore or not see her…

But there’s always one person whose curiosity irked them more than others.

—>
Builds the momentum to ZZZZZZZZINNNGGGG past her, mirko’s teethy wide grin would flash by her in a blitz.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ THUMP!

She’s sat on the edge of a rooftop facing her.

“Ya the REAL deal of a witch?”
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 AM
“What the f*ck is a chicken nugget? I swear you people make up the weirdest food ideas…”

Does your swamp have a 20 piece chicken nugget that's better than the very concept of sex?
“my swamp is probably better, who the hell knows what a Wendy’s is anyway? Probably just a stupid place you go to because you’re sad.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
“my swamp is probably better, who the hell knows what a Wendy’s is anyway? Probably just a stupid place you go to because you’re sad.”

The BEST fucking place on earth
“…What the hell is a Wendy’s?”
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
“I’m surprised you’d be alive, you know condensed mana like that can kill a person right?

Though even then… the mana here feels a lot thinner than usual.

Also yes- never try to act cool, you’re just going to embarrass yourself.”
❝ Lesson learned. I think I need to, like… take a bath under a magic waterfall to cleanse myself from that, or something. ❞
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 AM
“…What the hell is a Wendy’s?”

I could go for a wendy's 20 piece
But that's because I'm lowkey sad n shit on the inside
and it's my one true comfort in this cruel unjust world
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 AM
-And right on queue, a suspicious figure made her presence seen. Her outfit would definitely suggest something or someone bold at least.

Yet she seemed to be watching the city from atop her broom, was she watching over it or looking for a place to strike?

—>
January 27, 2026 at 6:15 AM
“…Word of advice kid. Never attempt to say that again.”
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 AM
“I have a DEADBEAT parent! Sadly not a dead one though…”
does everybody here have DEAD PARENTS!?
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
“Oh~ it’s not a permanent solution to the problem now is it~

Hehehehehe~

Go on a run along now- I’m sure if you found your way here you’ll find your way back…

And if not, well your body can be useful for feeling the soil when you’re gone~”

-Cruel…Cruelty was a part of being a witch after all

—>
January 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM