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The Great General
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Fresh from the foothills of Neo Yokohama
At some point Xbox are going to discontinue the Series S and then market the Series X as a new generation of console because now it's "unrestrained".
They could probably get Sony onboard to hold back any plans for a PS6, and together they can just run this same generation for another 8 years.
October 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think there's something wrong with my copy of Donkey Kong Bonanza
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is Donkey Kong Bonanza a strand type game?
July 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That feeling when you want to buy a selection of old used Switch games but don't want your brand new $500 console to get bricked
July 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If you see this post a vampire 🧛‍♂️
July 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Can the recession that's supposedly been coming any day now for the last 5 years just start already so we can get it over with?
June 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Gemini"

I asked the Magic Conch
June 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I won't be playing Death Stranding 2 on the beach.
I'll most likely be playing it in my living room.
June 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Being a producer at a small network or streaming service honestly sounds like the chillest job ever.
You just greenlight pilots for medical dramas and various first responder comedy shows all day, then have free lunch with C list celebrities that had a cameo or 2 in some popular tv show 20 years ago
June 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I invented a new snack combination today so I consider this weekend a total success
June 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Every episode of the last 3 seasons of Black Mirror has been a half cooked reiteration of sword art online but people will still swear it's peak tv
June 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Playing Death Stranding 2 but tracking your real life daily steps and only allowed do that many in game
June 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"You've been sleeping on this"

I've been sleeping on a lot of things. I've found my niches. I have a favorite soda, I have a favorite nugget dip, I have a favorite shampoo. I do not need more variety. I need to preserve my remaining brain capacity for ideas, poetry, and love island.
June 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
All this tit for tat warfare is pushing us to the brink.
Isn't it time we tried some good old fashioned tit for tit?
June 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The only valid response to "What do you bring to the table?" will forever be "I am the table"
June 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you bust into the bunker long enough, it will bust back in you
June 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you can't immediately spot AI generated imagery via an overwhelmingly visceral reaction of disgust you don't get to call yourself an artist anymore
June 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Imagine a drill every 4 years where all electricity and communications are cut off for a month and everyone must join small interdependent communities to survive

Many people will realize their ideology doesn't exist outside of their internet echochamber, and they've become incompatible with society
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I love finding people on here with passionate interests, even if I don't share them.
Oh you post 20 times a day about a cancelled reality tv dating show from 2004? Congratulations now I'm your biggest fan.
June 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"How can you not be freaking out right now?"

Me knowing how much worse things can get:
June 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Bad day to be a little sweet treat
June 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The real reason so many good shows are cancelled after a few seasons is because these streaming services now have the data to show that often 8 or 9 out of 10 people drop off by season 3 of nearly every show, regardless of quality.
They won't make season 5 or 6 when 90% of people don't even watch 4
June 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.

The gang:
June 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It just got worse. So much worse. How does it keep getting worse?
June 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM