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The Great Mysterio
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IT IS I. THE GREAT MYSTERIO. GAZE IN AWE UPON MY VISAGE. I AM 26 YEARS OLD AND A MASTER OF MAGIC.
Pinned
THE GREAT MYSTERIO IS PLEASED THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN A LIKING TO MY ACCOUNT. PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE AS I GIVE YOU A TOUR...INTO THE WORLD OF M A G I C
THE GREAT MYSTERIO IS STILL WAITING FOR HIS CHANCE TO SHINE IN A NEW MARVEL GAME.

...ANY MINUTE NOW.
June 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A COMMISSION FROM THE TALENTED @omar2203.bsky.social. IT IS I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO, HITTING THAT SHIT. YOU CAN NOT FATHOM MY FINESSE. PERCEIVE MY PINACHE. I AM TRULY STUNNING.
April 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO, SEE YOU DOWN THERE. YOU, IN THE NISSAN ALTIMA. DO NOT IGNORE THE GREAT MYSTERIO! DON'T MAKE ME UNLEASH MY OTHERWORLDLY POWERS ON YOU.
April 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO, AM EXPLORING A DEAD MALL WHILE I PLOT MY NEXT DIABOLICAL ACT! GOODNESS GRACIOUS IT IS BARREN HERE.
April 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
THE GREAT MYSTERIO HAS HEARD YOU ARE IN NEED OF A SWITCH 2. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT I AM PROVIDING YOU A JOB THAT CAN PAY FOR SUCH A DEVICE.
April 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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We're kicking off with a top row filled up and purchased by @gundam2018b.bsky.social and Scrimblomancer. Scrimblomancer actually purchased five different kinds of Mysterio. Heh! Who would've thought?

#pipsqueaks #artcommissions #commissions #marvel #bluearchive
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
THE GREAT MYSTERIO DOES NOT CELEBRATE APRIL FOOLS. EVERY DAY IS A DAY OF TRICKERY AND ILLUSIONS TO ME.
April 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🔵 🍔 🍟
March 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
IF I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO, HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME I'VE ACQUIRED AN ARTIFACT THAT GIVES ME MULTIVERSAL POWER I WOULD HAVE 2 NICKELS
March 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
THE GREAT MYSTERIO APOLOGIZES FOR HIS ABSENSE HE HAS A JOB AND HOBBIES
March 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Mysterio alone in a karaoke bar getting drunk and singing an off-brand version of Celine Dion's "All By Myself"

he just GETS me
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO, WILL NOW FIGURE OUT HOW TO INSTALL WARFRAME ON THIS DAMN COMPUTER.
February 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I need Mysterio in Marvel Rivals
February 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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My favorite villain of all time, Mysterio

#Earth3103 #Mysterio
February 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
IT IS I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO. I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY LOCATED THE NEARBY WENDY'S AND WILL NOW OBTAIN THE BIGGIE BAG. NOBODY CAN STOP ME.
February 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Mysterio by Michal Ivan
February 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
OK

QUESTION

WHY
February 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO, DO NOT SULK. I DO NOT BROOD, EITHER. I AM MERELY CROSSING MY ARMS IN ANNOYANCE. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.
February 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Mysterio gets the symbiote - Symbiote Spider-Man (2019)
February 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I, THE GREAT MYSTERIO, AM VERY PLEASED WITH MY DEPICTION IN FORTNITE. I AM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE DAY THAT I AM ABLE TO OBTAIN MY SKIN AS I HAD MISSED OUT.

...THE SKIN IS COMING BACK, RIGHT?
February 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Red Hulk confronts Mysterio - Amazing Spider-Man #687
February 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Mysterio robs a bank - Symbiote Spider-Man (2019)
February 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
IT IS, THE GREAT MYSTERIO! I AM WISHING YOU ALL A GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY

WHAT? NO I DON'T HAVE ONE. I AM TOO BUSY BEING THE MASTER OF ILLUSIONS TO WORRY ABOUT SUCH THINGS!

...OKAY MAYBE?
February 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM