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i wish to own a chinchilla
June 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
come on na hit!
June 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
oooh lemme bring my big bag
March 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
what the fuck is “medical tyranny” oh my god
SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education.

I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.

Here is a portion:
March 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i got ass for sale man

ass for sale
February 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
tomorrow marks one month and thousands of people are newly unemployed, homeless, and dead
February 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
gonna come right out and say it

i loved the sonic movies, all tree
January 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
what’s up? not us #minorities
January 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
crashing out in prime form this weekend to celebrate the last few days of democracy + mlk
January 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ah yes, the axis of evil
January 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
?????????????
January 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Peekaboo
December 10, 2024 at 4:09 PM
perfect time for Parí or…or no?
December 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I have a deep and undying love for house music, even more for house dj sets like I will marry the dj
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 AM
i love wearing heels it’s so bad bitchery
December 1, 2024 at 4:57 AM
a very large population of women chew with their mouths open, why?
November 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Drake gon be even more pissed when they have to play Not Like Us in court and everybody in the room start bobbing their heads 🤷🏽‍♂️
November 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
your tweets got me watching, i’m on the season one finale I am OBSESSED
Arcane is the new supreme. I'm sorry. It's gonna be a while before I can watch anything animated again without getting disgusted.
November 25, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
November 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM
i need to get back to nyc before i cop an attitude
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
meetings cancelled this week and most next week + boss going on vacacíon until dec + nail appt tmrr + five day holiday weekend + get to see my baby niece zewdy =
November 20, 2024 at 1:15 PM
oh my god

oh my god again
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Trump says he is nominating TV doctor Mehmet Oz to lead Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.
November 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM
this is me finding out that the original black peaky blinder preacher died last year - huh???
Benjamin Zephaniah "If you didn't have troublemakers, most women wouldn't have the right to vote, a black person wouldn't be talking to a white person and I'd be back in slavery. We need troublemakers to challenge the establishment. I want to be one of those people."
November 19, 2024 at 11:28 AM
???
November 19, 2024 at 3:33 AM