@thefunnycarter.bsky.social
I code switch on my television
July 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I code switch on my television
Super bitches get super stitches
June 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Super bitches get super stitches
It’s hbo, they’ve been killing dogs since the 70’s
May 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s hbo, they’ve been killing dogs since the 70’s
4 years 9 months till my checkmark!!
the coveted brown checkmark verifies that the user has gone more than five years without shitting their pants
April 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
4 years 9 months till my checkmark!!
Put a finger or a toe up there so I can SHIT ON THAT THANG!!
Fart too-a
Fart too-a
April 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Put a finger or a toe up there so I can SHIT ON THAT THANG!!
Fart too-a
Fart too-a
Never disagree with something bill Clinton says
April 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Never disagree with something bill Clinton says
Who up completing they lips rn
April 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Who up completing they lips rn
HE BLUE BALLSING ME WITH THE FORTNITE BATTLE PASS
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
HE BLUE BALLSING ME WITH THE FORTNITE BATTLE PASS
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her nips are pretty normal in circumference but golly do they protrude!
April 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
her nips are pretty normal in circumference but golly do they protrude!
My girls got a dick in her pants and a bra in my bag
April 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My girls got a dick in her pants and a bra in my bag
She Yap on my gawk till I YAWP
March 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
She Yap on my gawk till I YAWP
Liberal media feel so good 😫
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Liberal media feel so good 😫
Comically large silence
March 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Comically large silence
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what even is ikea language
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
what even is ikea language
Watching Morbius. Taking a shot everytime it is Morbin’ Time. Living it up in the big 2025.
March 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Watching Morbius. Taking a shot everytime it is Morbin’ Time. Living it up in the big 2025.
Vulnerable statement
March 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Vulnerable statement
Marvel rivals won’t add Morbius to their game because they’re afraid to make their game good.
March 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Marvel rivals won’t add Morbius to their game because they’re afraid to make their game good.
Shout Out Subtitles!!!
March 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Shout Out Subtitles!!!
I knew from a young age what I wasn’t capable of. That’s why I’m CERTAIN I would be able to compete in American ninja warrior!
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I knew from a young age what I wasn’t capable of. That’s why I’m CERTAIN I would be able to compete in American ninja warrior!
“chose Venessa Hudgens” -Mahatma Gandhi
February 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“chose Venessa Hudgens” -Mahatma Gandhi
“He can’t be a pedophile, he’s a virgin!” Isn’t the compliment you think it is.
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“He can’t be a pedophile, he’s a virgin!” Isn’t the compliment you think it is.
When your trying to hit the vape but bros got you in an infinite death loop
February 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When your trying to hit the vape but bros got you in an infinite death loop
I've got two Batmobiles,
February 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I've got two Batmobiles,
them/theytrix is real!!!!
February 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
them/theytrix is real!!!!
Shut the fuck up it’s fucked.
February 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Shut the fuck up it’s fucked.