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The FuMP aka The Funny Music Project
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'The Premiere Online Source for New Funny Music' -- Dr. Demento.
The Funny Music Project releases at least 2 FREE comedy songs each week! (Skeets by @insaneian.bsky.social)
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The FuMP aka The Funny Music Project @thefump.bsky.social · Nov 19
We made a starter pack so folks can find other artists from The FuMP here on Bluesky!

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New FuMP! "Sparsely Paid (And Barely Part-Time)" by The Suffolk & Goode Players

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The FuMP - Sparsely Paid (And Barely Part-Time) by The Suffolk & Goode Players
The Suffolk & Goode Players take on the Gig Economy in this parody of
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January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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New FuMP! "Shaped Like Human" by @vomithatsteve.musician.social.ap.brid.gy

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The FuMP - Shaped Like Human by Regdar and the Fighters
Giant humanoid robots fighting battles in space! They're one of the coolest things imaginable, but they're also financially impractical and physically improbable, and the guy in charge of them inevita...
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December 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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New FuMP! "It's the End of the Year and We Know It (As Christmastime)" by Moneyshot Cosmonauts

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The FuMP - It's the End of the Year and We Know It (As Christmastime) by Moneyshot Cosmonauts
Every year or so, someone with inside knowledge announces a date upon which the world will definitely end. So everyone hunkers down, and then the only thing that happens is every radio station plays R...
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December 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Sunday FuMP! "'Twas the I.C.E. Before Christmas" by Seamonkey

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The FuMP - 'Twas the I.C.E. Before Christmas by Seamonkey
Grandpa Seamonkey tucks the young FuMPlings in on Christmas Eve with an update of a Christmas classic, fine tuned for 2025 and probably at least 3 more years. So, egg yer nogs, bough them hollies, and...
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December 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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New FuMP! "Flu Shot" by Steve Goodie

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The FuMP - Flu Shot by Steve Goodie
If you're familiar with a certain very-not-politically-correct song* of Frank Zappa's, which concerns the really problematic activities of young women aboard certain tour buses... then you'll recogniz...
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December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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A Holiday "classic" I wrote at 4am one year. See the full music video on YouTube! (youtu.be/yKjQtPSUE6Q)

"You Better Watch Out (Spiceless Version)" by Insane Ian, available wherever you stream music! Carry Mistmas! #christmassong #comedymusic #funnysong #youbetterwatchout #musicalcomedy
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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New FuMP! "Piso Mojado" by Dave Guhlow

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The FuMP - Piso Mojado by Dave Guhlow
A parody of
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December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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New FuMP! "Christmas Break" by David W. Jacobsen

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The FuMP - Christmas Break by David W. Jacobsen
Breaking up on Christmas
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December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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New FuMP! "Bigfoot's Sister" by Michael J. Dog

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The FuMP - Bigfoot's Sister by Michael J. Dog
Bigfoot's got a sister and she's hot as hell.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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New FuMP! "Santa" by @devospice.bsky.social ft. Whitney Morgan and Power Salad

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The FuMP - Santa by Devo Spice
Recently I asked people for another batch of ridiculous ideas for Christmas songs. I got over 70 suggestions and rather than just choose one I decided to do multiple songs and release an EP. The Rid...
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December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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New FuMP! "Zohran Mamdani is a Communist" by @goodbyecharlemagne.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Zohran Mamdani is a Communist by Goodbye Charlemagne
A song for the next mayor of NYC and his haters.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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New FuMP! "Falalalalalalalala" by Robert Lund & Spaff

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The FuMP - Falalalalalalalala by Robert Lund & Spaff
“Most people don't know the words to Deck the Halls, so they just go falalalala. I find that disrespectful to Christmas, so I sing all the words. Like this.” M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept & falalalyrics ...
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November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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New FuMP! "The Thanksgiving Song" by @tobydanger.bsky.social

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The FuMP - The Thanksgiving Song by Toby Danger
This is Thanksgiving turned up to 11. “The Thanksgiving Song” is Toby Danger’s punk-fueled food fight. 75 seconds of guitars, gravy, and pure chaos. We’re shouting about turkey, bad casseroles, and th...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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New FuMP! "Link's Load of Stuff" by @ethanmawyersongparodies.com

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The FuMP - Link's Load of Stuff by Ethan Mawyer
While Super Mario was my favorite video game franchise growing up, Zelda replaced it pretty quickly once I discovered Twilight Princess and Wind Waker in the late 2000s. Thiis was followed by about a ...
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November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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New FuMP! "Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears" by Kerplunk

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The FuMP - Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears by Kurplunk
The sweetner used in the sugar free variety of these gummi bears will tear you up if you eat too many at one time. The reviews online of this product are a riot...and perfect topic for a song! There's...
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November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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New FuMP! "Land This Damn Plane" by Steve Goodie

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The FuMP - Land This Damn Plane by Steve Goodie
As always when Kim Jong Duh is in (what's left of) the white house, the scandals and nightmares come far too quickly and numerously for me to keep up. This song is about air traffic horribleness from ...
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November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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MarsCon 2026 Comedy Music Track performers: Guest of Honor @insaneian.bsky.social, Dino-Mike, @thegreatlukeski.bsky.social, @devospice.bsky.social, @carried.bsky.social, Holy Bongwater, Meowmeme, @thatluckypanda.bsky.social & 2part Weird Al panel! Mar 6-8 marsconcomedy.com marscon.org/2025/index.php
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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New FuMP! "Tips From Aunty Tifa" by Lauren Mayer

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The FuMP - Tips From Aunty Tifa by Lauren Mayer
Oh no! Republicans have learned our secret, that millions of supposed protesters are actually hired agitators and haters who only care about getting paid by George Soros. As long as they're on to us, ...
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November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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New FuMP! "The Greatest Superpower of Mine" by Drew Jacobs

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The FuMP - The Greatest Superpower of Mine by Drew Jacobs
Where I compare MY Superpowers to those Superhero tough guys in the comic universe!
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November 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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New FuMP! "Vintage Horror" by @joeactor.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Vintage Horror by Joe J Thomas
Happy Halloween! The best way for me to celebrate is with some old friends... Really. Old. Friends. A scary bit of fun with some singing delebs (that's dead celebs) An original song by Joe J Thomas...
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October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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New FuMP! "Everything Hurts" by Via Bella

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The FuMP - Everything Hurts by Via Bella
A song about how our body betrays us. Erin wants you to know that everything in this song is true (even the part about hurting herself painting) except the bleeding, which Rand added because he could...
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October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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"Don’t Get Me Started" by Jimmy O'Donnell, available now at TheFuMP.com! Get two free comedy songs weekly at The FuMP! Direct link: thefump.com/music/song/d... #comedymusic #funnysong #celebritynames #comedysong #funnymusic
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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New FuMP! "Pumpkin King" by Carrie Dahlby

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The FuMP - Pumpkin King by Carrie Dahlby
This is both a parody and a cover song! The original parody is by our beloved Filker King, Tom Smith. Go to Tom Smith's bandcamp page to listen to the orig... er, the parody. In the process of gettin...
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October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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New FuMP! "(Sooner or Later) Love is Gonna Fart" by The Belle Isle Rats

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The FuMP - (Sooner or Later) Love is Gonna Fart by The Belle Isle Rats
At some point it's gonna happen. Will you be ready?
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October 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM