The Footy Forest
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The Footy Forest
@thefootyforest.bsky.social
A machine learning model that predicts the winners of AFL football matches. Made by an amateur so don't use it for betting.

https://www.footyforest.com/
These are rookie numbers.

#AFL
63,505 for todays #NRL game is the highest drawing stand alone home and away season match and the second highest drawing home and away fixture ever.

data: afltables
afltables.com/rl/crowds/su...
April 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Tips for the week. May your tips avoid being recalled to the team the same week you plead guilty to assault charges.

#AFL #AFLLionsPies
April 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Our machine learning models have done their work and this is who we think will win this week and why. #AFL #AFLCrowsCats
April 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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It's so impressive that Dangerfield continues to produce at a) his advanced age & b) whilst being fellated by the channel 7 commentary team.
#AFL #AFLCatsDees
April 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This week's tips computed by the Footy Forest.

May your tips go deep into September - or even October if Eddie Maguire gets his way.

#AFL #AFLPiesBlues
April 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Has anyone got Cale Morton's phone number?

#AFL #AFLDeesSuns
March 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It's great that some footballers have obvious cupping bruises - it shows you who the really stupid ones are.

#AFL #AFLBluesDogs
March 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This week's tips as judged by the Footy Forest's machine learning brain. #AFL #AFLDonsPower
March 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
New profile pic.

#AFL #AFLNorthDees
March 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Looks like Colin "Funky" Miller is lining up for the dogs tonight.

#AFL #AFLDogsPies
March 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Forget #FreeKickHawthorn, we've just reached #FreeCheatHawthorn areas.

#AFL
📢 The AFL conceded Hawthorn should have been penalised more severely for briefly fielding 19 players during Thursday night’s 20-point win over Carlton at the MCG.

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Hawthorn should have copped bigger penalty for 19-man breach, AFL says
www.theage.com.au
March 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hawthorn really missing McKay right now.

#AFL #AFLBluesHawks
March 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Bang! Bang! Bang!

#AFL #AFLDeesGiants
March 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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MELB with 5 players making their AFL debut
Ignoring first games by expansion clubs, this is the most debuts by one club in a V/AFL game since 1995
Most in a game for MELB since 1966

#AFLDeesGiants
March 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Matthew Jefferson's goal at 0:15 is the quickest goal on debut on record - previously held by Mitch Brown scoring at 0:38 debuting for Geelong v Adelaide in Round 14 2011.

#AFLDeesGiants
March 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Josh Weddle is what would happen if the Lizard and Clayton Oliver had a baby.

#AFL #AFLHawksDons
March 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Half these Tigers players are up past their bedtime.

#AFL #AFLTigersBlues
March 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Carlton is looking very very Richmondy.

#AFL #AFLTigersBlues
March 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Bit of a weird and unnecessary drive-by on poor Joe, but okay.

#AFLGiantsPies
📢 The Giants had the quicker legs against a team that - with Nick Daicos subdued - shuffled around like Joe Biden.
Giants put the clamps and cramps on Daicos and slow Pies
www.theage.com.au
March 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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After a very ordinary showing, the winless Sagpies sit in fourth and are still in the race for the double chance... 😉 #AFLGiantsPies
March 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It's not over until the fat lady drinks her pickle juice. And she's just downed a pint of the stuff.

#AFL #AFLGiantsPies
March 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Good to see international cricket's power couple at the footy today.

Reckon the pies might throw them a guernsey if they keep playing like this.

#AFL #AFLGiantsPies
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Bang bang bang go the Giants!

#AFL #AFLGiantsPies
March 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡

Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.
March 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM