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Floridale Man
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Hey. I'm Floridale Man. I'm in a collectathon game about gators, hot people, and chaos.

🎮 https://tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan
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Floridale Man @thefloridaleman.bsky.social · Oct 25
Become the man, the myth, the legend. 🏖️🧍🏻‍♂️

Cause problems on purpose, mingle with hotties and gators, and embrace the chaos within you in this comedy sandbox collectathon game!

Wishlist Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos on Steam 🔥 tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan
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While you were busy mucking around on the beach, I was studying the blade.

⚔️ Wishlist: http://tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan

#IndieGames
A screenshot of Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Floridale Man, his gator friend Al, and a child named Ethan stand together on a beach. Ethan says, "All I want is to find a worthy student. One who seeks to understand the blade as I do."
November 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
Nothing says "Saturday relaxation" like accidentally setting yourself on fire.

...Wait, you mean to tell me that's *not* how it works?

#ScreenshotSaturday
A screenshot of Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos featuring a self-immolated Floridale Man lying on the ground in the middle of some goth teens' eldritch summoning circle.
November 2, 2024 at 5:00 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
Don't mind me. Just a man in desperate need of a bathroom.
A very closeup screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Floridale Man stands on the boardwalk, with his knees pressed together as if he really needs to pee.
November 1, 2024 at 5:00 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
Sometimes we must make impractical fashion decisions for the sake of Halloween. Except the Gothlings just dress like this all the time.
A screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Rowan, a goth teen, stands with their friend Haven in front of an all-black bounce house on the beach. He says to Floridale Man: "I am Rowan, Prince of Darkness, Ancient Summoner of--" Building off of the previous screenshot, Haven interrupts Rowan with, "Wearer of platform boots. On the beach." The scene from the previous two images resolves with Rowan telling Haven, "Ugh, Haven!!! Why'd you ruin my intro!!!"
October 31, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Thanks to some ✨video game magic✨ my hair billows in the wind like I'm a guy on a romance novel cover.
A screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos featuring Floridale Man running across a beach with his hair gently blowing in the wind.
October 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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I must remove this snarky child from his pizza box throne.
A screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. In a second-person view, Floridale Man aims a pressure washer at a child with a bowl cut who is standing atop a large pile of pizza boxes. A screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Building off of the previous image, Floridale Man sprays water at Ethan with the pressure washer, sending the child flying into the air.
October 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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How many times do you I think I can get him to sing "The Boys Are Back in Town" before he kicks me out?
A screenshot of Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. The titular Floridale Man and Chum (who is, very notably, one of those singing fish statues) talk in the middle of a gift shop. Chum says, "Chum's the name and singing's my game, so how's about I sing you a lil ditty?"
October 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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🐛🔫 + 🕯️ = 🔥🔥🔥

Wishlist Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos on Steam: http://tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan

#ScreenshotSaturday
A screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Floridale Man stands in a gift shop while holding a comedically large can of bug spray in his left hand. A screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Floridale Man stands in a gift shop while holding a candle in his right hand. A screenshot from Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Floridale Man uses a flamethrower to set a table in the gift shop on fire. A prompt on screen reads: "You crafted a Flamethrower!"
October 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Hey y'all...what's the deal with water?????
A screenshot of the beach location in Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos that focuses on the fluffy clouds in the blue sky; the peaceful ocean below it; and the beach itself, which is littered with umbrellas, sandcastles, and palm trees.
October 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
Become the man, the myth, the legend. 🏖️🧍🏻‍♂️

Cause problems on purpose, mingle with hotties and gators, and embrace the chaos within you in this comedy sandbox collectathon game!

Wishlist Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos on Steam 🔥 tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan
October 25, 2024 at 2:45 AM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
The vacation never ends! We're extending the Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos demo until 10/28.

Explore the unhinged shores of Floridale now 🔥🐊 tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan
October 21, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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LAST DAY OF NEXT FEST INCOMING!

Don't forget to take a chaotic trip to Floridale's sunny beaches in our new demo. ☀️

🎮 Play now: http://tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan
A promotional image for Steam Next Fest featuring Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos, which has a demo available from October 14th to the 21st.
October 20, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Things you can do in my comedy sandbox collectathon game:
❌ have a normal day at the beach
❌ soak in some rays
✅ yeet everyone across the map

Things you can do right now:
✅ Play our demo on Steam: tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan

#ScreenshotSaturday
A screenshot of Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos where Floridale Man shoots a stream of water at a child, flinging him comedically into the air.
October 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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⚠️ LAST 24 HOURS ⚠️

The Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos Kickstarter ends tomorrow!

Thank you so much to everyone who has backed so far.

Pledge now: https://tinyurl.com/FM-Kickstarter
Promo image for the Floridale Man Kickstarter featuring Al E. Gator smiling and winking at the camera. Behind him is a beach environment from the game, and above him is the words, "Last day to back!"
October 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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🚨 FREE DEMO ALERT 🚨
Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos is part of Steam Next Fest this week!

See the sights! Mingle with hotties + gators! Cause problems on purpose! Be. The. Man.

🎮 Play now: tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan
October 16, 2024 at 1:59 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
Hey there, Floridaleans! Looks like we're running into a bug with Steam where our demo isn't appearing on our store page for some reason. Hang tight; we'll try to fix this as soon as possible!
thefloridaleman.bsky.social Floridale Man @thefloridaleman.bsky.social · Oct 14
IT IS TIME TO BECOME THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND.

The demo for Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos is available NOW as part of Steam Next Fest!

Now you can cause problems on purpose, mingle with hotties + gators, + embrace chaos—all from the comfort of your home! 🔥 🔥 🔥

#indiegames #SteamNextFest
October 14, 2024 at 7:13 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
IT IS TIME TO BECOME THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND.

The demo for Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos is available NOW as part of Steam Next Fest!

Now you can cause problems on purpose, mingle with hotties + gators, + embrace chaos—all from the comfort of your home! 🔥 🔥 🔥

#indiegames #SteamNextFest
October 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
What if we launched a demo tomorrow? Haha, just kidding...

UNLESS????

#indiegames
A screengrab from the announcement trailer for Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos featuring Floridale Man ominously holding a bat and looking down at a lobster in a tank at the grocery store.
October 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Pchoo!

Where is Big G zooming off to? Wrong answers only.

#indiegames
A sketch of Floridale Man looking off into the distance as Big G zooms across the sky. Behind the scene is a superimposed and lightly faded sketch of Big G, who is smiling.
October 11, 2024 at 5:00 PM
thefloridaleman.bsky.social
You too can have explosive amounts of fun in our comedy sandbox collectathon game, Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Coming to Steam in 2025!

Wishlist Floridale Man on Steam: tinyurl.com/FloridaleMan

#indiegames #WishlistWednesday
October 9, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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This will be you if you don't back the Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. Yes, this is a threat.

Back now: https://tinyurl.com/FM-Kickstarter
A screenshot of Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos where Floridale Man shoots a stream of water at a child, flinging him comedically into the air.
October 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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CRYPTID SPOTTED (it's just me)
A black-and-white screenshot of Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos zoomed in to focus on Floridale Man running down a boardwalk. There is an arrow connecting Floridale Man to a circle featuring him and Al E. Gator as seen in the game's key art.
October 1, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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We're 1/4 of the way into the Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos Kickstarter! Al has something he wants to say (and it's that you should back our Kickstarter).

You don't wanna disappoint a funny little gator, do you? 🐊

Pledge today: tinyurl.com/FM-Kickstarter
A short promotional comic for Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. The first panel features' the game logo and game mascot Al E. Gator. Al is sitting under a palm tree playing the banjo as he sits in the middle of a circle of fire. The second panel zooms in on Al's face, and he says, "Back our Kickstarter."
September 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Pose for the fans, Big G!
A screenshot of the upcoming game Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos. This one depicts a funny bug captured within the game engine where Big G's character model is unintentionally sassy pose.
September 24, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Uh, hey Don, you good over there?
A screenshot of the upcoming game Floridale Man: The Joy of Chaos featuring a screenshot between Floridale Man and Dad-Bod Poseidon (also known as Don). Don's dialogue reads, "Here's one. At what age do you learn to cope with the crushing knowledge of your own mortality?" The game prompts you (as Floridale Man) to give one of two responses: "Uhhhhh...you good?" and "About 21, I'd say."
September 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM