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𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋
𝗌𝖾𝗆𝗂 - 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗈𝖼 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅
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ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ 𝖨𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗂𝗍?❞
Eh, its probably just a mistake honestly. 'm pretty sure God fucked up somethin' cause I'm a fuckin' paragon of badassery. ❞
I won't say anything more on the subject unless you're willing to change for the better."
Rare moment of self reflection? Or did he just tune her out? Well the slightly dropped grin probably was a indicator he listened.
❝ Crudness ain' yer cup of tea, but hey; Its mine. I won't yuck yer yum if ya don't mine, babe. ❞
Eh, its probably just a mistake honestly. 'm pretty sure God fucked up somethin' cause I'm a fuckin' paragon of badassery. ❞
Rare moment of self reflection? Or did he just tune her out? Well the slightly dropped grin probably was a indicator he listened.
❝ Crudness ain' yer cup of tea, but hey; Its mine. I won't yuck yer yum if ya don't mine, babe. ❞
It doesn't mean I won't judge them for making bad choices. Back then, I didn't have that choice until I forced myself out of that situation."
He'd just shrug, even happily leaning into the head pat. Man craved affirmation, and even if it was sarcastic it was good enough.
Rare moment of self reflection? Or did he just tune her out? Well the slightly dropped grin probably was a indicator he listened.
❝ Crudness ain' yer cup of tea, but hey; Its mine. I won't yuck yer yum if ya don't mine, babe. ❞
He'd just shrug, even happily leaning into the head pat. Man craved affirmation, and even if it was sarcastic it was good enough.
She gives his head a brief head pat.
Pft... seduction? If a bitch wants to get it, I tell her how she can get it. ❞
Though the critique did cause him to roll his eyes a bit even if he covered it up.
❝ I CAN flirt, I just don' need too. ❞
He'd just shrug, even happily leaning into the head pat. Man craved affirmation, and even if it was sarcastic it was good enough.
Pft... seduction? If a bitch wants to get it, I tell her how she can get it. ❞
Though the critique did cause him to roll his eyes a bit even if he covered it up.
❝ I CAN flirt, I just don' need too. ❞
She gave a soft sigh.
"Your ability to entice a partner is lacking. No woman in their right mind would want to sleep with a guy who only talks about his dick. Seduction isn't your strong suit."
I invented fucking, Lil. Literally all came from these NUTS, so of course I kept advancing, after all; You blow more minds with a fat set of skills then just a fat DICK.
Which of course I have both. ❞
Arrogance, and smug pride crept into his grin, clearly getting the good dopamine.
Pft... seduction? If a bitch wants to get it, I tell her how she can get it. ❞
Though the critique did cause him to roll his eyes a bit even if he covered it up.
❝ I CAN flirt, I just don' need too. ❞
I invented fucking, Lil. Literally all came from these NUTS, so of course I kept advancing, after all; You blow more minds with a fat set of skills then just a fat DICK.
Which of course I have both. ❞
Arrogance, and smug pride crept into his grin, clearly getting the good dopamine.
"..and here I thought you'd never service a woman. Looks like old men can learn new tricks."
Lilith gave him a calculating glance.
"You 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 have me curious."
Ah, of course it was something perverted. Made evident by his big idiotic smirk, and holding up two fingers that he flopped his tongue between.
I invented fucking, Lil. Literally all came from these NUTS, so of course I kept advancing, after all; You blow more minds with a fat set of skills then just a fat DICK.
Which of course I have both. ❞
Arrogance, and smug pride crept into his grin, clearly getting the good dopamine.
Ah, of course it was something perverted. Made evident by his big idiotic smirk, and holding up two fingers that he flopped his tongue between.
Ah, of course it was something perverted. Made evident by his big idiotic smirk, and holding up two fingers that he flopped his tongue between.
❝ Tsk... If yer that interested in touching me all up, Lil. Go for it, ya know I won't stop ya.~ ❞
Ah and yet he cannot escape the vulgarity.
"You don't have to lie to me. Our relationship may not have lasted a century or two, but I can tell when you're uncomfortable.
Now, do you want help with that collar, or would you like to continue suffering on your own?"
Turning his head to mouth like thirty different cuss words in like ten different languages before turning back.
❝ Ha... No I'm perfect as usual. ❞
❝ Tsk... If yer that interested in touching me all up, Lil. Go for it, ya know I won't stop ya.~ ❞
Ah and yet he cannot escape the vulgarity.
Fuck, it probably won't work after a couple times anyways. ❞
He'd give a dumb shrug.
❝ Vulgar though? Nah, I'm just straight forward. Original dick, original tongue, the Gold standard. ❞
"So..I just have to make dirty jokes to keep you quiet? That's certainly a surprise to me. Especially considering how vulgar you tend to be."
Ya caught me off guard, Lil. Genuinely, was almost speechless. ❞
The world would have certainly prefered he was speechless, but ya know; Opened his mouth and put a foot in.
Fuck, it probably won't work after a couple times anyways. ❞
He'd give a dumb shrug.
❝ Vulgar though? Nah, I'm just straight forward. Original dick, original tongue, the Gold standard. ❞
Daaamn, I knew hell wasn't all bad, some sinners get it. ❞
Must suck... Wait fuck is hell Capitalist?! ❞
Daaamn, I knew hell wasn't all bad, some sinners get it. ❞
Ya caught me off guard, Lil. Genuinely, was almost speechless. ❞
The world would have certainly prefered he was speechless, but ya know; Opened his mouth and put a foot in.
Setting her tea aside, she raises a brow at Adam.
"Why am I not surprised that you would pause at the mention of a sex joke..?"
Ya caught me off guard, Lil. Genuinely, was almost speechless. ❞
The world would have certainly prefered he was speechless, but ya know; Opened his mouth and put a foot in.
Turning his head to mouth like thirty different cuss words in like ten different languages before turning back.
❝ Ha... No I'm perfect as usual. ❞
Someone having a rough day?"
❝ FUCK. ❞
Turning his head to mouth like thirty different cuss words in like ten different languages before turning back.
❝ Ha... No I'm perfect as usual. ❞
❝ FUCK. ❞
❝ FUCK. ❞
I've heard of the system, probably gonna take that shit over now that I'm stuck in this hell hole. ❞
He'd give a lazy, but clearly smug grin. Clearly the fall didn't bruise his ego as much as it'd seem.
It sounded cute at least.
Lemme think uh... Penny? Yeah that's probably right. ❞
I've heard of the system, probably gonna take that shit over now that I'm stuck in this hell hole. ❞
He'd give a lazy, but clearly smug grin. Clearly the fall didn't bruise his ego as much as it'd seem.
1. Capitalism
2. Nothing good on TV
3. Okay there is a lot good on TV
4. Capitalism again but this time with souls
5. Why tf is that man a cactus
6. What was he listing again?
7. Fuck Capitalism.
1. Capitalism
2. Nothing good on TV
3. Okay there is a lot good on TV
4. Capitalism again but this time with souls
5. Why tf is that man a cactus
6. What was he listing again?
7. Fuck Capitalism.
Must suck... Wait fuck is hell Capitalist?! ❞
Must suck... Wait fuck is hell Capitalist?! ❞
Lemme think uh... Penny? Yeah that's probably right. ❞
"So, finally down here with the rest of us, hm?" Pentious hissed, smirking, "Well, welcome to Hell, 'father'."
Lemme think uh... Penny? Yeah that's probably right. ❞
- Non Lewd -
- #HelluvaBossRP / #HazbinHotelRP -
- Serious/Crack/Banter -
- Multiship -
- Written by #AvalynTheAccursed -
- Non Lewd -
- #HelluvaBossRP / #HazbinHotelRP -
- Serious/Crack/Banter -
- Multiship -
- Written by #AvalynTheAccursed -
Adam totally missing the irony that he was now stuck in hell.
Adam totally missing the irony that he was now stuck in hell.
- Overlord Sir Pentious
♡ + ↻
- Overlord Sir Pentious
♡ + ↻
Heaven just forgot that I am the shit, they'll miss me and fix all this soon enough. Until then, hell is blessed; The Original man is visitin'~ ❞
Just visitin' for the music. ❞
Heaven just forgot that I am the shit, they'll miss me and fix all this soon enough. Until then, hell is blessed; The Original man is visitin'~ ❞
So whatcha thinkin'? Does she have a weakness we can exploit to get her on our side? Or do ya think the full slash and dash is the way to go? ❞
Putting so much of himself aside to get the imput of someone else was... uncommon but -
Pulling a board from under her bed, with a list of all the strongest people in hell.
“I dont have any restraints on this punishment. Unlike Lucifer.”
He...doing a rare thing, decided to walk to the otherside, pushing the mattress back onto the bed. Even taking a momment to straighten the sheets like he assumed she liked.
❝ Hadn' thought that far ahead yet. ❞
So whatcha thinkin'? Does she have a weakness we can exploit to get her on our side? Or do ya think the full slash and dash is the way to go? ❞
Putting so much of himself aside to get the imput of someone else was... uncommon but -
He...doing a rare thing, decided to walk to the otherside, pushing the mattress back onto the bed. Even taking a momment to straighten the sheets like he assumed she liked.
❝ Hadn' thought that far ahead yet. ❞
“That seemed unnecessary..”
She shook her head before facing him again. “So then sir. Are we taking the role of overlords or something?”
Once the Axe was revealed, lifting with a grin was all he could do, strumming the strings gently...as he did a blast around them; Not descructive but a clear pick up of energy.
He...doing a rare thing, decided to walk to the otherside, pushing the mattress back onto the bed. Even taking a momment to straighten the sheets like he assumed she liked.
❝ Hadn' thought that far ahead yet. ❞