𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮 «𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟»
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮 «𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟»
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ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ 𝖨𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗂𝗍?❞
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"𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐻𝐴𝐸𝐿! 𝑊𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐸 𝐷𝐼𝐷 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝑃𝑈𝑇 𝑀𝑌 𝑀𝐸 𝐷𝐴𝑀𝑁 𝑃𝐻𝑂𝑁𝐸 𝐴𝑇!? 𝐼 𝑁𝐸𝐸𝐷 𝑇𝑂 𝐶𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝐽𝐸𝑆𝑈𝑆 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐿𝐼𝑇𝑇𝐿𝐸 𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑇!!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
❝ Last I checked I wasn't the first that landed down here, Lil.
Eh, its probably just a mistake honestly. 'm pretty sure God fucked up somethin' cause I'm a fuckin' paragon of badassery. ❞
"Well, something about your cup of tea landed you down here. So, at least you're being held accountable for your words and actions.

I won't say anything more on the subject unless you're willing to change for the better."
❝ Ya gotta point. ❞

Rare moment of self reflection? Or did he just tune her out? Well the slightly dropped grin probably was a indicator he listened.

❝ Crudness ain' yer cup of tea, but hey; Its mine. I won't yuck yer yum if ya don't mine, babe. ❞
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
❝ Ya gotta point. ❞

Rare moment of self reflection? Or did he just tune her out? Well the slightly dropped grin probably was a indicator he listened.

❝ Crudness ain' yer cup of tea, but hey; Its mine. I won't yuck yer yum if ya don't mine, babe. ❞
"Not at all. Women can do whatever they please. If they wish to fall for someone with so little class, that's their prerogative.

It doesn't mean I won't judge them for making bad choices. Back then, I didn't have that choice until I forced myself out of that situation."
❝ Tsk, ain't that a bit ANTI woman for the first woman? An' here I thought you were better than that~ ❞

He'd just shrug, even happily leaning into the head pat. Man craved affirmation, and even if it was sarcastic it was good enough.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
❝ Tsk, ain't that a bit ANTI woman for the first woman? An' here I thought you were better than that~ ❞

He'd just shrug, even happily leaning into the head pat. Man craved affirmation, and even if it was sarcastic it was good enough.
"Whatever delusion helps you sleep at night, Adam. I'm sure all the easy ones fall right to your feet."

She gives his head a brief head pat.
❝ You'd be surprised, my body count isn' just the two after all.
Pft... seduction? If a bitch wants to get it, I tell her how she can get it. ❞

Though the critique did cause him to roll his eyes a bit even if he covered it up.

❝ I CAN flirt, I just don' need too. ❞
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
❝ You'd be surprised, my body count isn' just the two after all.
Pft... seduction? If a bitch wants to get it, I tell her how she can get it. ❞

Though the critique did cause him to roll his eyes a bit even if he covered it up.

❝ I CAN flirt, I just don' need too. ❞
"Skills are all well and fine, but they don't mean a thing if you can't flirt for shit."

She gave a soft sigh.

"Your ability to entice a partner is lacking. No woman in their right mind would want to sleep with a guy who only talks about his dick. Seduction isn't your strong suit."
❝ Ha!
I invented fucking, Lil. Literally all came from these NUTS, so of course I kept advancing, after all; You blow more minds with a fat set of skills then just a fat DICK.
Which of course I have both. ❞

Arrogance, and smug pride crept into his grin, clearly getting the good dopamine.
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
❝ Ha!
I invented fucking, Lil. Literally all came from these NUTS, so of course I kept advancing, after all; You blow more minds with a fat set of skills then just a fat DICK.
Which of course I have both. ❞

Arrogance, and smug pride crept into his grin, clearly getting the good dopamine.
His response earns a legitimate giggle from the demon queen.

"..and here I thought you'd never service a woman. Looks like old men can learn new tricks."

Lilith gave him a calculating glance.

"You 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 have me curious."
❝ Well, lets just say the best throne in heaven lays empty. ❞

Ah, of course it was something perverted. Made evident by his big idiotic smirk, and holding up two fingers that he flopped his tongue between.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
❝ Well, lets just say the best throne in heaven lays empty. ❞

Ah, of course it was something perverted. Made evident by his big idiotic smirk, and holding up two fingers that he flopped his tongue between.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The gulp he gave was obvious, Adam had been through a lot lately the return of a familiar face was unexpectedly nice.

❝ Tsk... If yer that interested in touching me all up, Lil. Go for it, ya know I won't stop ya.~ ❞

Ah and yet he cannot escape the vulgarity.
Lilith took a step closer to him, a gentle hand caressing his right cheek.

"You don't have to lie to me. Our relationship may not have lasted a century or two, but I can tell when you're uncomfortable.

Now, do you want help with that collar, or would you like to continue suffering on your own?"
❝ Hold on. ❞

Turning his head to mouth like thirty different cuss words in like ten different languages before turning back.

❝ Ha... No I'm perfect as usual. ❞
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
❝ Ain't the only way I can be shut up.
Fuck, it probably won't work after a couple times anyways. ❞

He'd give a dumb shrug.

❝ Vulgar though? Nah, I'm just straight forward. Original dick, original tongue, the Gold standard. ❞
She taps her lips in thought.

"So..I just have to make dirty jokes to keep you quiet? That's certainly a surprise to me. Especially considering how vulgar you tend to be."
❝ In my defense, I don't fucking listen to MOST bitches running there mouths.
Ya caught me off guard, Lil. Genuinely, was almost speechless. ❞

The world would have certainly prefered he was speechless, but ya know; Opened his mouth and put a foot in.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
❝ Got it in one, babes.
Daaamn, I knew hell wasn't all bad, some sinners get it. ❞
‴ Some parts of it suuuure are, babes.. What’s your name again? It was Adaddy something, yeah?~ ‷
❝ Psh, Imagine having to work.
Must suck... Wait fuck is hell Capitalist?! ❞
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
❝ In my defense, I don't fucking listen to MOST bitches running there mouths.
Ya caught me off guard, Lil. Genuinely, was almost speechless. ❞

The world would have certainly prefered he was speechless, but ya know; Opened his mouth and put a foot in.
Lilith turns her head for a moment. It seems she has gained a bit of an audience with a rather familiar individual.

Setting her tea aside, she raises a brow at Adam.

"Why am I not surprised that you would pause at the mention of a sex joke..?"
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
❝ Hold on. ❞

Turning his head to mouth like thirty different cuss words in like ten different languages before turning back.

❝ Ha... No I'm perfect as usual. ❞
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Adam has taken a moment to listen, rare.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Pulling at his collar.

❝ FUCK. ❞
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
❝ Oh? One of those Overlords?
I've heard of the system, probably gonna take that shit over now that I'm stuck in this hell hole. ❞

He'd give a lazy, but clearly smug grin. Clearly the fall didn't bruise his ego as much as it'd seem.
"I am the great Sir Pentious, Overlord," he said proudly, fingers gracing his chest, "But yes, I suppose Penny is fine."

It sounded cute at least.
❝ Huh? Who were you again?
Lemme think uh... Penny? Yeah that's probably right. ❞
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
||: List of things Adam hates about hell once he is there;
1. Capitalism
2. Nothing good on TV
3. Okay there is a lot good on TV
4. Capitalism again but this time with souls
5. Why tf is that man a cactus
6. What was he listing again?
7. Fuck Capitalism.
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
❝ Psh, Imagine having to work.
Must suck... Wait fuck is hell Capitalist?! ❞
‴ Everyone goin’ to sleep while I have to stay awake and work my ass off. Sleep tight, lucky bitches. ‷
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
❝ Huh? Who were you again?
Lemme think uh... Penny? Yeah that's probably right. ❞
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"So, finally down here with the rest of us, hm?" Pentious hissed, smirking, "Well, welcome to Hell, 'father'."
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
❝ Psh... Hell's meant to suck babe, that's how ya got here in the first place; sucking at life. ❞

Adam totally missing the irony that he was now stuck in hell.
"Not all of us want to kill each other! I'm quite content with my soul being intact!"
" Pft— As if you loosers weren't itching at a reason to constantly kill each other anyways! "
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
" Pft— As if you loosers weren't itching at a reason to constantly kill each other anyways! "
"We are never blessed- especially since you've been coming down every year to exterminate us."
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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"My dear, it seems there are some insolent ants who are daring to challenge us."

- Overlord Sir Pentious

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December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
❝ Listen, sometimes paperwork gets all mixed up.
Heaven just forgot that I am the shit, they'll miss me and fix all this soon enough. Until then, hell is blessed; The Original man is visitin'~ ❞
"Is there an opposite of redemption- like. I thought that was just fallen angels!"
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
❝ Ah- Right, she was a target before. Name sounds familiar.
So whatcha thinkin'? Does she have a weakness we can exploit to get her on our side? Or do ya think the full slash and dash is the way to go? ❞

Putting so much of himself aside to get the imput of someone else was... uncommon but -
“Well as far as sinners go..overlord is the best choice. Though considering our last ranks we could probably sit close to Lucifer in the ranks.”

Pulling a board from under her bed, with a list of all the strongest people in hell.

“I dont have any restraints on this punishment. Unlike Lucifer.”
❝ Dunno' is that the thing to do? ❞

He...doing a rare thing, decided to walk to the otherside, pushing the mattress back onto the bed. Even taking a momment to straighten the sheets like he assumed she liked.

❝ Hadn' thought that far ahead yet. ❞
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
❝ Dunno' is that the thing to do? ❞

He...doing a rare thing, decided to walk to the otherside, pushing the mattress back onto the bed. Even taking a momment to straighten the sheets like he assumed she liked.

❝ Hadn' thought that far ahead yet. ❞
She stares at the bed now a mess and flipped on the floor.

“That seemed unnecessary..”

She shook her head before facing him again. “So then sir. Are we taking the role of overlords or something?”
He'd just brazenly flip the mattress, while Lute clearly put some value on simplicity; Adam was a man of extravogance.

Once the Axe was revealed, lifting with a grin was all he could do, strumming the strings gently...as he did a blast around them; Not descructive but a clear pick up of energy.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM