The First Diary
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“For entertainment only”
I am told I have the greatest thoughts and most beautiful manly mind. I think I was the first Person to think of writing my thoughts down.
I am told I have the greatest thoughts and most beautiful manly mind. I think I was the first Person to think of writing my thoughts down.
Dear diary,
I must have Greenland and the Panama Canal.
I must have Greenland and the Panama Canal.
December 27, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Dear diary,
I must have Greenland and the Panama Canal.
I must have Greenland and the Panama Canal.
Dear Diary,
Christmas is one of my favorite days. It is all about people giving me things. They say I have done the most for christians since jesus, maybe even more.
Christmas is one of my favorite days. It is all about people giving me things. They say I have done the most for christians since jesus, maybe even more.
December 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Dear Diary,
Christmas is one of my favorite days. It is all about people giving me things. They say I have done the most for christians since jesus, maybe even more.
Christmas is one of my favorite days. It is all about people giving me things. They say I have done the most for christians since jesus, maybe even more.
Dear diary, Matt G ethics report released. Total exoneration. It shows he didn’t do anything we don’t all do.
December 23, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Dear diary, Matt G ethics report released. Total exoneration. It shows he didn’t do anything we don’t all do.
Dear Diary,
Elon said I could have the Panama Canal. I am so excited. Ready to sacrifice some lives for it but it will be worth it in the end.
Elon said I could have the Panama Canal. I am so excited. Ready to sacrifice some lives for it but it will be worth it in the end.
December 23, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Dear Diary,
Elon said I could have the Panama Canal. I am so excited. Ready to sacrifice some lives for it but it will be worth it in the end.
Elon said I could have the Panama Canal. I am so excited. Ready to sacrifice some lives for it but it will be worth it in the end.
Dear Diary,
I am the President. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Not Big E!!!!!
I am the President. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Not Big E!!!!!
December 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Dear Diary,
I am the President. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Not Big E!!!!!
I am the President. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Not Big E!!!!!
Dear Diary,
A little disappointing to see MJ pass the bill. We should have waited until I was President like I said. A couple of weeks without a paycheck is a small sacrifice to our greater good.
A little disappointing to see MJ pass the bill. We should have waited until I was President like I said. A couple of weeks without a paycheck is a small sacrifice to our greater good.
December 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Dear Diary,
A little disappointing to see MJ pass the bill. We should have waited until I was President like I said. A couple of weeks without a paycheck is a small sacrifice to our greater good.
A little disappointing to see MJ pass the bill. We should have waited until I was President like I said. A couple of weeks without a paycheck is a small sacrifice to our greater good.
Dear Diary,
I am a fraud but I will never admit it to anyone else and they are too stupid to figure it out.
I am a fraud but I will never admit it to anyone else and they are too stupid to figure it out.
December 20, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Dear Diary,
I am a fraud but I will never admit it to anyone else and they are too stupid to figure it out.
I am a fraud but I will never admit it to anyone else and they are too stupid to figure it out.
Dear Diary,
Very smart people are all saying I am the best President elect ever. I have done more for all groups since the election than any sitting President in history. They must be right.
Very smart people are all saying I am the best President elect ever. I have done more for all groups since the election than any sitting President in history. They must be right.
December 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Dear Diary,
Very smart people are all saying I am the best President elect ever. I have done more for all groups since the election than any sitting President in history. They must be right.
Very smart people are all saying I am the best President elect ever. I have done more for all groups since the election than any sitting President in history. They must be right.
Dear Diary,
Today I showed everyone I was not afraid of a NY Judge when I have the best and most beautiful court in my pocket. They will protect me always. Reminder have family buy into the post office right away. We will prop it up until they all sell out and give me my cut.
Today I showed everyone I was not afraid of a NY Judge when I have the best and most beautiful court in my pocket. They will protect me always. Reminder have family buy into the post office right away. We will prop it up until they all sell out and give me my cut.
December 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Dear Diary,
Today I showed everyone I was not afraid of a NY Judge when I have the best and most beautiful court in my pocket. They will protect me always. Reminder have family buy into the post office right away. We will prop it up until they all sell out and give me my cut.
Today I showed everyone I was not afraid of a NY Judge when I have the best and most beautiful court in my pocket. They will protect me always. Reminder have family buy into the post office right away. We will prop it up until they all sell out and give me my cut.
Dear Diary,
I am getting my old year books sent here to have my lawyers look through them. There were some rude notes in them and I am going to sue those people for being mean to me.
I am getting my old year books sent here to have my lawyers look through them. There were some rude notes in them and I am going to sue those people for being mean to me.
December 17, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Dear Diary,
I am getting my old year books sent here to have my lawyers look through them. There were some rude notes in them and I am going to sue those people for being mean to me.
I am getting my old year books sent here to have my lawyers look through them. There were some rude notes in them and I am going to sue those people for being mean to me.
Dear Diary
Haha I have Canada trembling in fear. They all know we are superior to them in every way and are bowing to my wishes. They know we could take them over in 3 days if we wanted. 51st state was a perfect threat.
Haha I have Canada trembling in fear. They all know we are superior to them in every way and are bowing to my wishes. They know we could take them over in 3 days if we wanted. 51st state was a perfect threat.
December 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Dear Diary
Haha I have Canada trembling in fear. They all know we are superior to them in every way and are bowing to my wishes. They know we could take them over in 3 days if we wanted. 51st state was a perfect threat.
Haha I have Canada trembling in fear. They all know we are superior to them in every way and are bowing to my wishes. They know we could take them over in 3 days if we wanted. 51st state was a perfect threat.
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Dear diary
Dt and EM were mean to me and made fun of me and it made me sad. Luckily JV said I give the greatest handshakes ever and was the most handsome person of the year ever. People say I am in better shape, smarter, and better looking than I was in 2016.
Dear diary
Dt and EM were mean to me and made fun of me and it made me sad. Luckily JV said I give the greatest handshakes ever and was the most handsome person of the year ever. People say I am in better shape, smarter, and better looking than I was in 2016.
December 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
@meidastouch.com
Dear diary
Dt and EM were mean to me and made fun of me and it made me sad. Luckily JV said I give the greatest handshakes ever and was the most handsome person of the year ever. People say I am in better shape, smarter, and better looking than I was in 2016.
Dear diary
Dt and EM were mean to me and made fun of me and it made me sad. Luckily JV said I give the greatest handshakes ever and was the most handsome person of the year ever. People say I am in better shape, smarter, and better looking than I was in 2016.