Do something REALLY good today like swirling grass about and putting it in your head! 😍

I KNEW it
#santaisreal #santapostalservice

I like my salads entertaining and that’s not negotiable.
What is this perversion with steamed veggies and lettuce-only salads?
Make your salads entertaining people and you’ll find they can actually be pretty good.
F*ck the diet, life is too short to eat food that tastes like absolutely nothing.

physics of climate impacts 101:
- Stuff gets hot (worse heatwaves)
- Hot air holds more water vapor (heavier rainfall)
- Hot air is thirstier air (higher drought risk)
- Warm water is hurricane food (stronger storms)
- Hot water expands and hot ice melts (sea level rise)

My #learning process involves a lot of rudeness towards the learning subject.
If there’s no insult to machines flying around in my room, you know I ain’t learning much.
The process normally starts with dummy_data.csv and inevitably ends with UnrepeatableCursewordInItalian.csv

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Websites you often visit use session hashing like it was fresh water, on unconsenting users too, but most people don’t realize that.
And you know why not? Because it’s NOT AS VISIBLE AS F*KING COOKIES.
That’s why.
And you expect your avg uneducated friend to notice? Cmon.
#fingerprinting #privacy

“We can’t use cookies anymore, so let’s go back to fingerprinting with IP addresses, everyone!”

Am I missing something?
Can I go start screaming into a pillow now?
Asking for a friend.

Constantly claiming to be a victim is not a sign of virtue. It's a strategy for narcissists and psychopaths to get ahead.

People who regularly signal victimhood are more willing to lie, cheat, and steal.

Beware those who air personal grievances like every day is Festivus.

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Aho, manco fossero i ticket per il concerto di Adele 😂
Ci avete spaventato, per un attimo abbiamo temuto ci fosse un problema tecnico 🥲😅😂
E invece no!
Amici di @measurecamp-italy.bsky.social siete mitici!
A presto! 🔥🚀🍾💥

"We don't know how to fix this problem", says the only country in the world where this happens

(hint: it's the guns)

Born to say: "I told you so"
Forced to say: "This was identified early on as a likely outcome."

Seen on IG

Okay, the new Conversational Analytics feature in
Looker Studio is pretty slick 👀

#LookerStudio

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