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@theevilturtle.bsky.social

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ

WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 ...
“ YES .

tell him sIash is gonna pvnch his lights out if he don't tell us where my PALM TREE IS . ” 😡
“Oh, I see. Yes, I know Bebop very well.

Perhaps I could message him?” 💧
“ ... PAPA . ” 🤬

he pulls out a picture of bebop .

... one that looks like it's been through better days . 💀 .
July 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“ ... PAPA . ” 🤬

he pulls out a picture of bebop .

... one that looks like it's been through better days . 💀 .
“Do you have any idea where we could start searching?” 💧
July 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
“ OKAY . ” 👺
“Y- Yes, I shall assist you—!” 😊
“ ... YOU'LL FIND IT .ᐣ.ᐟ ” 👺
July 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“ ... YOU'LL FIND IT .ᐣ.ᐟ ” 👺
Evelyn quickly runs over, gently placing her hand on his arm.

“O- Oh my, you poor thing. Fret not, I am sure we can find you a new one—!

O- Or better yet, I shall help you find the original one? Yes, allow me to help—!”
HIS JAW DROPS .

“ MY BINKY .ᐣ.ᐟ GONE .ᐣ.ᐣ FOREVER .ᐣ.ᐣ ”

... he lifts up a bench and THROWS it . 💀 .

“ MY PALM TREE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ MY BIIIIINKYYY .ᐟ.ᐟ WAAUUUUUUUGH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ”
July 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
HIS JAW DROPS .

“ MY BINKY .ᐣ.ᐟ GONE .ᐣ.ᐣ FOREVER .ᐣ.ᐣ ”

... he lifts up a bench and THROWS it . 💀 .

“ MY PALM TREE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ MY BIIIIINKYYY .ᐟ.ᐟ WAAUUUUUUUGH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ”
“O- Oh… it is you again, hello.

I haven’t the faintest idea as to where your binky — perhaps it is gone forever … ?” 💧
QUICKLY TURNING TO HER . 👺

“ WHERE'S MY BINKY . ” 😐
July 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
QUICKLY TURNING TO HER . 👺

“ WHERE'S MY BINKY . ” 😐
Evelyn spawns in.

“Um… why was I summoned here?” 😦
“ no, it's MY BINKY . papa gave it to me as a TOY . ” 👺
July 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“ no, it's MY BINKY . papa gave it to me as a TOY . ” 👺
Emmy.

Maybe I should summon evelyn, because THAT is a palm tree
“ THAT IS MY FUCKING BINKY . ” 🤬
July 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“ THAT IS MY FUCKING BINKY . ” 🤬
Emmy.

that's a fucking palm tree
July 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
July 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“ ... MOOSE . ” 👺
July 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“ I'M A WHAT . 😡

I'M A TURTLE, NOT A MOOSE . ” 👺
July 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“ HAS S H E SEEN MY BINKY . ” 👺
July 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“ HAS SHE SEEN MY BINKY . ” 👺

💀 ....
July 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 ...
July 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ... 𝑫𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑿 .ᐟ
July 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM