Mary Poppers
@theeshannabanana.bsky.social
I have absolutely no one to talk to about this
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I have absolutely no one to talk to about this
"I miss you like I miss the rage"
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"I miss you like I miss the rage"
Anyway, you know what's actually a good album? BRAT.
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Anyway, you know what's actually a good album? BRAT.
Turns out, I wasn’t sad, I just needed the National guard out of my city.
September 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Turns out, I wasn’t sad, I just needed the National guard out of my city.
I will never not be grateful for friends that show me their hardships in life so I can celebrate their wins even harder.
September 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I will never not be grateful for friends that show me their hardships in life so I can celebrate their wins even harder.
Fuck the prophecy
August 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fuck the prophecy
“I wouldn’t marry me either, pathological people pleaser”
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“I wouldn’t marry me either, pathological people pleaser”
Someone said just cuz you in the group chat don't mean you're in the group, and boyyyyy
July 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Someone said just cuz you in the group chat don't mean you're in the group, and boyyyyy
How did I convince this woman to get matchings with ME?!
July 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How did I convince this woman to get matchings with ME?!
White Chicks is a perfect early 2000s movie.
June 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
White Chicks is a perfect early 2000s movie.
I never thought that dancing to Goo Goo Dolls at midnight was yet another perk of living alone, but here we are
June 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I never thought that dancing to Goo Goo Dolls at midnight was yet another perk of living alone, but here we are
Holmes has range
June 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Holmes has range
Yall ever have that recurring dream that people don’t actually like you, they just like your spam sandwiches?
June 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yall ever have that recurring dream that people don’t actually like you, they just like your spam sandwiches?
I feel like a trip to Buc-ee’s would heal something inside of me right now.
June 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I feel like a trip to Buc-ee’s would heal something inside of me right now.
Life is so good to me. I hope this continues
May 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Life is so good to me. I hope this continues
I wish I knew Beyoncé. Like personally.
May 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I wish I knew Beyoncé. Like personally.
I need friends willing to ask if I want to come over and watch Hoochie Daddies all day.
May 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I need friends willing to ask if I want to come over and watch Hoochie Daddies all day.
Born to be a Darshen, forced to be a Samuel.
April 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Born to be a Darshen, forced to be a Samuel.
I didn't realize it before but Summer '16 really was that girl
April 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I didn't realize it before but Summer '16 really was that girl
The White Potus is hilarious and genius
April 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The White Potus is hilarious and genius
15 years ago, 2 white people told me that learning Thai would be a waste of time. Boy, do I regret listening to them...
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
15 years ago, 2 white people told me that learning Thai would be a waste of time. Boy, do I regret listening to them...
I want a pubsub and an omakase
April 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I want a pubsub and an omakase
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How do I get hair like Bad Bunny?
February 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How do I get hair like Bad Bunny?
I wanna dance to Bluest Flame at 430am but that would be rude
April 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I wanna dance to Bluest Flame at 430am but that would be rude
“23 missed calls on tour celly, 23 missed calls pick up Sel-Len-na!”
April 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“23 missed calls on tour celly, 23 missed calls pick up Sel-Len-na!”