The Devil's Stagehand
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The Devil's Stagehand
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You cannot change what the federal government leadership will do during the next four years but you CAN take action to protect vulnerable people in your community. Get elected to local office or support good people who can. ...
Democrats are about to discover release of the "files" will not move the needle one bit. Trumpublicans will excuse anything. Release requires veto-proof majority, unlikely due to Trump loyalty. If they fail, Ds must run a relentless "my opponent protects pedophiles" campaign against Rs voting NO.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
AI lies and steals the work of creative professionals.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I rarely remember my dreams. But I just woke up from a dream about casting a production of "lnto the Woods" with a lot of Long Island Italian-Americans and let me tell you, this show is going to have a vibe.
July 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The traditional maypole dance is supposed to be all about fertility but nobody is more unfuckable than a bunch of ribbon-flapping clowns skipping and twirling around a big stick.
May 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Changing my office voicemail greeting to "Please send me an email because I don't routinely listen to these messages" has been life-changing.
April 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Twenty-fifth Amendment has been the oligarch plan all along. Vance is currently recruiting the right number of Cabinet members to vote for removal. Vance's owners want him to wait until enough chaos has occurred to ensure removal of Trump will feel like saving the nation.
April 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
When I was young, we had Schwinn bicycles with banana seats. Today we have memes.

Net gain.
April 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Remember when Sarah Palin was the stupidest fucking thing in U.S. politics? Those were some good times.
April 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I want to say "Fuck all of y'all." I want to say "I told you so" and "You didn't care enough to vote against it so live with it now." I want to say "I am so goddamn weary of fighting for good government these past thirty-plus years."

But there are children inside.
April 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Before I consider welcoming any allegedly remorseful Trump voter back into my circle, I would need to see proof of non-Republican voter registration and a contribution to a charity helping vulnerable people (minimum 0.5% of their annual income), and not even a hint of racism or misogyny forever.
March 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Why the fxck is anybody surprised to see Trump supporting Russia?
March 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm just about to enter...Sprinkle City.

If you know, you know.
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I hope everybody has a nice time but it's really just millionaires running around playing catch.
February 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
February 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If it's called a tartlet, I don't want it.
January 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
January 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A nation built on stolen land has no moral authority to restrict peaceful immigration.
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Zoom meeting attendees, what's up with all that hopping and jumping?
January 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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So far here’s a list of companies reinforcing their commitment to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion:
Apple
Costco
Bank of America
Delta
JP Morgan
Marriott
Microsoft
Procter & Gamble
Goldman Sachs
American Airlines
Southwest Airlines
United Airlines
Catholic Health
January 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When it all collapses, states north of the Mason-Dixon line and east of the Ohio River with the Pacific NW will beg Canada to annex us, and as good neighbors they will. Mexico takes back Texas, Arizona, California, and New Mexico after brief tussles with a few rednecks. The rest? Trumpish badlands.
January 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Every marginalized and disempowered population includes some who align with the oppressors for personal benefit.
January 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Do we do cute dog pics on Bluesky?
January 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Good people should put all their political effort into a massive non-Trumpublican voter registration campaign targeting midterm elections.
January 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM