The Dark (ow of "ehh"
@thedarkcow.bsky.social
The Lord High Protector of England, Scotland and Whales. Used to own a dialup modem and it used to sing me a song.
One kid dies after eating an insanely hot chip... the brand is shutdown. No more Paqui chips. One guy is shot by an antique Mauser and every antique store stays open. Where is the justice?
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One kid dies after eating an insanely hot chip... the brand is shutdown. No more Paqui chips. One guy is shot by an antique Mauser and every antique store stays open. Where is the justice?
Flocks of turkeys moved like dinosaurs in the underbrush on either side of the trail. It was a good hike.
August 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Flocks of turkeys moved like dinosaurs in the underbrush on either side of the trail. It was a good hike.
Another Defcon in the bag. Sore feet, heavy heart, and insufficient drinking dragged me down, tolerant and supportive friends kept me moving.
Viva Las Vegas!
Viva Las Vegas!
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Another Defcon in the bag. Sore feet, heavy heart, and insufficient drinking dragged me down, tolerant and supportive friends kept me moving.
Viva Las Vegas!
Viva Las Vegas!
Reposted by The Dark (ow of "ehh"
Our call for volunteers is open! Be a part of the Payment Village @defcon.bsky.social this summer 😎
www.paymentvillage.org/get-involved... #volunteer #community #paymentsecurity
www.paymentvillage.org/get-involved... #volunteer #community #paymentsecurity
Payment Village - Volunteer
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www.paymentvillage.org
April 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Our call for volunteers is open! Be a part of the Payment Village @defcon.bsky.social this summer 😎
www.paymentvillage.org/get-involved... #volunteer #community #paymentsecurity
www.paymentvillage.org/get-involved... #volunteer #community #paymentsecurity
Reposted by The Dark (ow of "ehh"
🚨 **Our Call for Papers is Now Open!** 🚨 We’re thrilled to invite researchers to share their insights on payment security at the Payment Village! This is your chance to tackle the challenges and innovations shaping the future of secure payments.
📍DEF CON 8-10th August 2025 Las Vegas📍
📍DEF CON 8-10th August 2025 Las Vegas📍
April 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
🚨 **Our Call for Papers is Now Open!** 🚨 We’re thrilled to invite researchers to share their insights on payment security at the Payment Village! This is your chance to tackle the challenges and innovations shaping the future of secure payments.
📍DEF CON 8-10th August 2025 Las Vegas📍
📍DEF CON 8-10th August 2025 Las Vegas📍
The Loosest Slots in Vegas.... at Red Rocks
April 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Loosest Slots in Vegas.... at Red Rocks
life finds a way...
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
life finds a way...
Putting the heart doctor on the sixth floor seems like a stress test....
April 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Putting the heart doctor on the sixth floor seems like a stress test....
Because he dodges bullets Avi!
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Because he dodges bullets Avi!
Nothing makes one feel more helpless than watching your loved ones decline.
Well.. nothing except waiting on hold for an hour for customer service.
Well.. nothing except waiting on hold for an hour for customer service.
April 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nothing makes one feel more helpless than watching your loved ones decline.
Well.. nothing except waiting on hold for an hour for customer service.
Well.. nothing except waiting on hold for an hour for customer service.
TIL The preference for seed free yards has unless pollenagedon on cities.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
How urban planners' preference for male trees has made your hay fever worse
Horticulturist urges better gender mix of city trees to mitigate rising asthma and CO2 pollution levels
www.theguardian.com
March 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
TIL The preference for seed free yards has unless pollenagedon on cities.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
'member when calling someone a natsi was an insult?
Pep'ridge farms does
Pep'ridge farms does
March 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
'member when calling someone a natsi was an insult?
Pep'ridge farms does
Pep'ridge farms does
So... um..
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
March 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So... um..
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Somebody let the smoke out...
March 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Somebody let the smoke out...
Does masking protect against people catching charges?
March 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Does masking protect against people catching charges?
"Our systems are really secure and our IT team is on top of things"
Said noone in IT ever.
Said noone in IT ever.
March 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"Our systems are really secure and our IT team is on top of things"
Said noone in IT ever.
Said noone in IT ever.
When your boss says they can't use a comparable position at another company in your industry because "they aren't like us" when they do exactly what you do...
a man wearing glasses and headphones is talking into a microphone and says you guys are gaslighting me
ALT: a man wearing glasses and headphones is talking into a microphone and says you guys are gaslighting me
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When your boss says they can't use a comparable position at another company in your industry because "they aren't like us" when they do exactly what you do...
The Canadian smugglers are using the library's front door... to um... .. wait what?
www.npr.org/2025/03/23/n...
www.npr.org/2025/03/23/n...
Locals feel a loss as the U.S. limits Canadian access to cross-border library
Canadians will no longer be allowed to freely use the American entrance to the cultural building that sits on both sides of the U.S.-Canada border.
www.npr.org
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Canadian smugglers are using the library's front door... to um... .. wait what?
www.npr.org/2025/03/23/n...
www.npr.org/2025/03/23/n...
Snow at the doge parque.
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Snow at the doge parque.
Oh snap... unexpected job interview on Thursday...
March 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh snap... unexpected job interview on Thursday...
Holy donuts. Applied at a previous workplace for a role, application got rejected. Also applied for a role at a branch location, invited to interview next week.
March 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Holy donuts. Applied at a previous workplace for a role, application got rejected. Also applied for a role at a branch location, invited to interview next week.
Today i used AI to write my IDP plan. AI... bs'ing the bs for the bs
March 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Today i used AI to write my IDP plan. AI... bs'ing the bs for the bs
oh look... another tiktok that coulda been a tweet....
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
oh look... another tiktok that coulda been a tweet....
that moment when the bar has spider plant babies... and you tell the 2 people on the Internet who follow you
March 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
that moment when the bar has spider plant babies... and you tell the 2 people on the Internet who follow you
not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles.
March 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles.