Chip Bernhardt
@thedapperwocky.bsky.social
DM || Geek || Artist || Lurker
He/they • Husband • Human Adjacent
He/they • Husband • Human Adjacent
I like playing video games with my wife
March 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I like playing video games with my wife
Having an excess of free time has given me the opportunity to continue working on my novel. Here's hoping I can get it published soon! #novel #fantasy #litrpg #fantasywriter
March 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Having an excess of free time has given me the opportunity to continue working on my novel. Here's hoping I can get it published soon! #novel #fantasy #litrpg #fantasywriter
I don't often share my NSFW artwork, but this was the first time I really played around with halftones and I'm pretty proud of how it turned out. #hentai #nsfw #digitalart #hentaiartwork
March 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don't often share my NSFW artwork, but this was the first time I really played around with halftones and I'm pretty proud of how it turned out. #hentai #nsfw #digitalart #hentaiartwork
My biggest problem when it comes to reading is that I'll start a book and then I'll buy a new book and start reading that instead except that keeps repeating so now I'm "currently reading" like 10 books...
February 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My biggest problem when it comes to reading is that I'll start a book and then I'll buy a new book and start reading that instead except that keeps repeating so now I'm "currently reading" like 10 books...
I pitched and helped set up a "team-building and creative problem solving" workshop at work. We played D&D. And everyone had a blast.
February 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I pitched and helped set up a "team-building and creative problem solving" workshop at work. We played D&D. And everyone had a blast.
If you can help, support a decent human being in their attempt to not end up homeless. That would be most excellent and totally tubular of you. gofund.me/23bbaba3
Donate to Help Fey Secure a Safe and Stable Home, organized by Alyssa Jade Hoover
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January 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you can help, support a decent human being in their attempt to not end up homeless. That would be most excellent and totally tubular of you. gofund.me/23bbaba3
One of my favorite things to do while I'm clocked in at work is literally anything else. Working from home is dangerous, I'm so productive around the house but only when I'm supposed to be working.
January 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
One of my favorite things to do while I'm clocked in at work is literally anything else. Working from home is dangerous, I'm so productive around the house but only when I'm supposed to be working.
I have spent over a year crocheting this blanket and I finally finished it. I'm just so damn proud of myself for finishing it. I almost threw it away after I completed ten rows sideways and had to rip it out.
January 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I have spent over a year crocheting this blanket and I finally finished it. I'm just so damn proud of myself for finishing it. I almost threw it away after I completed ten rows sideways and had to rip it out.
Some DanDaDan fanart because I've been loving the show.
January 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Some DanDaDan fanart because I've been loving the show.
Conversing with my wife the other day I realized that my collecting of blind box figures, pop culture memorabilia, etc (heretofore known as "lil guys") as well as books and movies and such is really just my inner dragon wanting to build my horde so I can admire it.
December 20, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Conversing with my wife the other day I realized that my collecting of blind box figures, pop culture memorabilia, etc (heretofore known as "lil guys") as well as books and movies and such is really just my inner dragon wanting to build my horde so I can admire it.
I made Snickerdoodles
December 12, 2024 at 8:26 AM
I made Snickerdoodles
Continuing my crawl through writing "Soup for Christmas" and I'm remembering why I started this project in the first place: it's a stupid idea.
December 7, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Continuing my crawl through writing "Soup for Christmas" and I'm remembering why I started this project in the first place: it's a stupid idea.
It's the holiday season again and I am once again doing minimal work on my holiday movie inspired romance novella entitled "Soup For Christmas" because it's a silly joke I made with my wife last year and now I'm writing a book. As a joke. It's just a haha joke, folks.
December 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM
It's the holiday season again and I am once again doing minimal work on my holiday movie inspired romance novella entitled "Soup For Christmas" because it's a silly joke I made with my wife last year and now I'm writing a book. As a joke. It's just a haha joke, folks.
According to the ancient tales, Candlenights is a pan-religious, pansexual, personal-pan holiday. Celebration and ritual is unique to each who celebrates. In my home, we recognize the Star King and thank him by decorating our Candlenights bush with lights and ornaments. (1/2)
December 2, 2024 at 4:36 AM
According to the ancient tales, Candlenights is a pan-religious, pansexual, personal-pan holiday. Celebration and ritual is unique to each who celebrates. In my home, we recognize the Star King and thank him by decorating our Candlenights bush with lights and ornaments. (1/2)
As the stars shone bright once again in the dark winter nights, the people of Earth rejoiced and celebrated. And so, every winter the Star King travels the skies and relights the stars. And the people on earth celebrate this celestial journey every winter season.
December 1, 2024 at 6:12 AM
As the stars shone bright once again in the dark winter nights, the people of Earth rejoiced and celebrated. And so, every winter the Star King travels the skies and relights the stars. And the people on earth celebrate this celestial journey every winter season.
When the stars went out the whole world cried. And from their pleas was born the Star King, whose job was to travel the dark skies and relight all the stars. Over the years, the Star King would do this task every winter, when the stars would start to dim.
November 30, 2024 at 8:12 AM
When the stars went out the whole world cried. And from their pleas was born the Star King, whose job was to travel the dark skies and relight all the stars. Over the years, the Star King would do this task every winter, when the stars would start to dim.
And so it was, on the first night of the first four day weekend in November, all the stars blinked out at once. And the world was in darkness. So begins the story of Candlenights (in my house).
November 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
And so it was, on the first night of the first four day weekend in November, all the stars blinked out at once. And the world was in darkness. So begins the story of Candlenights (in my house).
This is my thus far unnamed greaser wizard who kinda gives me Harry Dresden vibes but also a little bit of Johnny Spells from Dimension 20...
November 28, 2024 at 6:09 AM
This is my thus far unnamed greaser wizard who kinda gives me Harry Dresden vibes but also a little bit of Johnny Spells from Dimension 20...
If you need to know one thing about me, know that Altered Beast is my favorite video game and my partner @bug-bernhardt.bsky.social is the coolest and best for finding me this figure that I didn't even know had been made!
November 26, 2024 at 10:04 PM
If you need to know one thing about me, know that Altered Beast is my favorite video game and my partner @bug-bernhardt.bsky.social is the coolest and best for finding me this figure that I didn't even know had been made!
What are your top three Will Ferrell movies? (Here are mine)
1) Eurovision
2)Step Brothers
3) Everything Must Go
1) Eurovision
2)Step Brothers
3) Everything Must Go
What are your top three Will Ferrell movies? (Here are mine)
1) Step Brothers
2) Talladega Nights
3) Eurovision
1) Step Brothers
2) Talladega Nights
3) Eurovision
What are your top three Will Ferrell movies?
(Here are mine)
1. Talladega Nights
2. Anchorman
3. Step Brothers
(Here are mine)
1. Talladega Nights
2. Anchorman
3. Step Brothers
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 AM
What are your top three Will Ferrell movies? (Here are mine)
1) Eurovision
2)Step Brothers
3) Everything Must Go
1) Eurovision
2)Step Brothers
3) Everything Must Go
The worst part of gift giving is having to wait to give your gifts. Not in my house. Once they're ALL wrapped, it's giving time bitches.
November 21, 2024 at 10:25 PM
The worst part of gift giving is having to wait to give your gifts. Not in my house. Once they're ALL wrapped, it's giving time bitches.
Here's a piece I did one time where I tried to do an art style very much not my norm but still keeping time goofy. I thought about making a comic starring these folk, called something like "Wilford and Co"
November 21, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Here's a piece I did one time where I tried to do an art style very much not my norm but still keeping time goofy. I thought about making a comic starring these folk, called something like "Wilford and Co"