Cryptid-Resident Voidcat Plushie
@thecryptidcat.bsky.social
Meowdy! It is I! Your resident spooky squishmallow! I'm a shadow cat who possessed a plushie, and I'm here to tell spooky stories and share wholesomeness! 🔞🔞🔞 MINORS DNI
Twitch.tv/The_CryptidCat
Twitch.tv/The_CryptidCat
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Cryptid kitty has decided:
I will be restarting back up my spooky content creation shenanigans. Out of pure spite. The world is going to hell, the least I can do is give people a safe and spooky place to escape it. Fuck the system, it's time for spooky stuff!
I will be restarting back up my spooky content creation shenanigans. Out of pure spite. The world is going to hell, the least I can do is give people a safe and spooky place to escape it. Fuck the system, it's time for spooky stuff!
Do y'all think Daniel Ocean would technically be an Arcane Trickster in #DND? I mean, you have to be extremely charismatic and be able to trick people at the highest levels right?
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Do y'all think Daniel Ocean would technically be an Arcane Trickster in #DND? I mean, you have to be extremely charismatic and be able to trick people at the highest levels right?
I need advice. I feel lost.
How do you keep optimism about the future? How do you keep doing what you love doing and not worry about it all not working out? Why do I feel selfish for wanting to focus on what I want to make and not what is going on in the country and the world?
How do you keep optimism about the future? How do you keep doing what you love doing and not worry about it all not working out? Why do I feel selfish for wanting to focus on what I want to make and not what is going on in the country and the world?
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I need advice. I feel lost.
How do you keep optimism about the future? How do you keep doing what you love doing and not worry about it all not working out? Why do I feel selfish for wanting to focus on what I want to make and not what is going on in the country and the world?
How do you keep optimism about the future? How do you keep doing what you love doing and not worry about it all not working out? Why do I feel selfish for wanting to focus on what I want to make and not what is going on in the country and the world?
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Gentle reminder because I spoke about this briefly on stream last night: if you want to support your favourite creators, you can buy Twitch Turbo for ad-free viewing across the platform and then donate directly to your oshi(s) via Ko-Fi or Patreon so they get the majority of the money! ✨
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Gentle reminder because I spoke about this briefly on stream last night: if you want to support your favourite creators, you can buy Twitch Turbo for ad-free viewing across the platform and then donate directly to your oshi(s) via Ko-Fi or Patreon so they get the majority of the money! ✨
Where is the outage? Where is the action?
Why are we a culture of apathy??
Da fuq??
Why are we a culture of apathy??
Da fuq??
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Where is the outage? Where is the action?
Why are we a culture of apathy??
Da fuq??
Why are we a culture of apathy??
Da fuq??
Every time I see a carbuncle Vtuber, I always think "are you my long lost uncle bringing me lots of bread and beer!?"
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Every time I see a carbuncle Vtuber, I always think "are you my long lost uncle bringing me lots of bread and beer!?"
Ok on my next paycheck, gonna get myself and my family all passports. Gotta decide where we can safely and legally go...
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Ok on my next paycheck, gonna get myself and my family all passports. Gotta decide where we can safely and legally go...
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If you think about it, the US is currently a pay to play video game, where 99% of us start out with only 1 HP left. And it's on hardcore mode.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
If you think about it, the US is currently a pay to play video game, where 99% of us start out with only 1 HP left. And it's on hardcore mode.
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Y'all I thought I was into some kinky stuff but then I joined the Vtuber community and y'all are into stuff I didn't even know existed. Very interesting.
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Y'all I thought I was into some kinky stuff but then I joined the Vtuber community and y'all are into stuff I didn't even know existed. Very interesting.
Same.
As part of my new years resolution I'm trying to overcome my fear of Vtuber boobies and I heard that exposure therapy is a really good method to go about it so I'm going to be brave here and ask for your help.
...
(is it working? 👀)
...
(is it working? 👀)
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Same.
I get to work this morning and I realize that I would rather make a better house husband than a blue collar man.
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I get to work this morning and I realize that I would rather make a better house husband than a blue collar man.
Me right now.
Happy new years y'all!
Happy new years y'all!
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Me right now.
Happy new years y'all!
Happy new years y'all!
This is my view on this Merry Happy New Year's Eve.
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is my view on this Merry Happy New Year's Eve.
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Hey, that scam thing is back, they dropped the dino logo:
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Hey, that scam thing is back, they dropped the dino logo:
Hey y'all, gonna be going live here in a few! Gonna go to space and get my face eaten in Species Unknown!
Twitch.tv/The_CryptidCat
Twitch.tv/The_CryptidCat
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hey y'all, gonna be going live here in a few! Gonna go to space and get my face eaten in Species Unknown!
Twitch.tv/The_CryptidCat
Twitch.tv/The_CryptidCat
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we’re in the golden age of misinformation
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
we’re in the golden age of misinformation
The funniest way to piss off Ford people is LS swapping into classic Ford trucks.
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The funniest way to piss off Ford people is LS swapping into classic Ford trucks.
Just took a shower, wondering how and why people love chunky dad bods.
Like how? I'm chunky and round? Not even peak physical condition at the moment...
Like how? I'm chunky and round? Not even peak physical condition at the moment...
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just took a shower, wondering how and why people love chunky dad bods.
Like how? I'm chunky and round? Not even peak physical condition at the moment...
Like how? I'm chunky and round? Not even peak physical condition at the moment...
Ugh, have to go outside to the store to get oil change stuff for car.
Outside means cold wind and people. IRL people.
If I can see them, they can't see me right??
Outside means cold wind and people. IRL people.
If I can see them, they can't see me right??
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ugh, have to go outside to the store to get oil change stuff for car.
Outside means cold wind and people. IRL people.
If I can see them, they can't see me right??
Outside means cold wind and people. IRL people.
If I can see them, they can't see me right??
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GODS I am taking away people’s “using the word chaser” privileges until we can figure out what the fuck is going on
No, finding trans women desirable doesn’t make you a chaser,holy shit, stop asking this in trans-specific spaces
“I saw a pretty lady and got hard, permission to feel guilty?” DENIED
No, finding trans women desirable doesn’t make you a chaser,holy shit, stop asking this in trans-specific spaces
“I saw a pretty lady and got hard, permission to feel guilty?” DENIED
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
GODS I am taking away people’s “using the word chaser” privileges until we can figure out what the fuck is going on
No, finding trans women desirable doesn’t make you a chaser,holy shit, stop asking this in trans-specific spaces
“I saw a pretty lady and got hard, permission to feel guilty?” DENIED
No, finding trans women desirable doesn’t make you a chaser,holy shit, stop asking this in trans-specific spaces
“I saw a pretty lady and got hard, permission to feel guilty?” DENIED
Cryptid could use head pats and cuddles.
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Cryptid could use head pats and cuddles.
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Every time one of my mutuals with a larger follower count reposts my stuff I get work, sales, followers. Even smaller accounts sharing my stuff directly translates to making my life more financially secure. If you're ever wondering if your reposts count, they absolutely do.
December 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every time one of my mutuals with a larger follower count reposts my stuff I get work, sales, followers. Even smaller accounts sharing my stuff directly translates to making my life more financially secure. If you're ever wondering if your reposts count, they absolutely do.
I feel like Cryptid is that inner child of mine that I'm letting out to finally heal himself after all this time so...
Yeah, I think we'd be cool.
Yeah, I think we'd be cool.
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I feel like Cryptid is that inner child of mine that I'm letting out to finally heal himself after all this time so...
Yeah, I think we'd be cool.
Yeah, I think we'd be cool.
Listen y'all, I wanna tell ya about this little flex head rachet I have. It's broken. The flex lock swings free. But you know what? It's my most useful rachet that I own. Why? Because it can get places that all of my other rachets can't get to.
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Listen y'all, I wanna tell ya about this little flex head rachet I have. It's broken. The flex lock swings free. But you know what? It's my most useful rachet that I own. Why? Because it can get places that all of my other rachets can't get to.