Valerie (TheCinemaCritic/Jokercritic)
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I like film, tv and games | Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate 3, Resident Evil | 26 | she/her 🏳️⚧️
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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) Review
With her life crashing down around her, Linda tries to navigate her daughter’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her ther…
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REVIEW: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is captivating, oppressive, visceral, stressful, greatly directed and with an exceptional performance from Rose Byrne. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/02/16/i...
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The new Resident Evil movie is probably going to be like Resident Evil 7, largely its own thing but nonetheless connected to the universe in some ways.
February 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The new Resident Evil movie is probably going to be like Resident Evil 7, largely its own thing but nonetheless connected to the universe in some ways.
I've got 2 trophies left for Expedition 33, I'll need to make a new game to fight the mime right at the start, and I'll need to make one of the party members level 99. I'll see if I can achieve this today.
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I've got 2 trophies left for Expedition 33, I'll need to make a new game to fight the mime right at the start, and I'll need to make one of the party members level 99. I'll see if I can achieve this today.
So I ended up beating Simon with a single turn by accident by combining Maelle with Sciel for max damage during his second phase, and completely blew past his third phase. Wasn’t even aiming for a one shot build or anything but not complaining that it worked #Expedition33
February 16, 2026 at 11:44 AM
So I ended up beating Simon with a single turn by accident by combining Maelle with Sciel for max damage during his second phase, and completely blew past his third phase. Wasn’t even aiming for a one shot build or anything but not complaining that it worked #Expedition33
I BEAT SIMON
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I BEAT SIMON
My ★★★★½ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You boxd.it/d2FXTN
A ★★★★½ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
I heard a lot of great things about If I Had Legs I’d Kick you, particularly a lot about Rose Byrne’s incredible acting, which has also been receiving a lot of awards attention. Both the performance a...
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February 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My ★★★★½ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You boxd.it/d2FXTN
REVIEW: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is captivating, oppressive, visceral, stressful, greatly directed and with an exceptional performance from Rose Byrne. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/02/16/i...
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) Review
With her life crashing down around her, Linda tries to navigate her daughter’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her ther…
the-cinema-critic.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
REVIEW: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is captivating, oppressive, visceral, stressful, greatly directed and with an exceptional performance from Rose Byrne. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/02/16/i...
Goodnight
February 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Goodnight
I had been doing some lumina farming in prep for the Simon fight
February 15, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I had been doing some lumina farming in prep for the Simon fight
Osquio beat on the first attempt today!
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Osquio beat on the first attempt today!
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 4
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 AM
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 4
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 3
February 15, 2026 at 6:06 AM
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 3
Crime 101
- Solid and sleek crime thriller, very well directed and with strong performances from the cast.
8/10
- Solid and sleek crime thriller, very well directed and with strong performances from the cast.
8/10
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Crime 101
- Solid and sleek crime thriller, very well directed and with strong performances from the cast.
8/10
- Solid and sleek crime thriller, very well directed and with strong performances from the cast.
8/10
Verso’s Drafts has been fun.
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Verso’s Drafts has been fun.
Had a go with Simon and managed to take down his first phase but struggled with his second. I think I’ll come back a little later.
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Had a go with Simon and managed to take down his first phase but struggled with his second. I think I’ll come back a little later.
My ★★★½ review of Nouvelle Vague boxd.it/cChKLJ
A ★★★½ review of Nouvelle Vague (2025)
I went into Nouvelle Vague a bit unprepared. I knew that it was one of Richard Linklater’s 2025 films (alongside Blue Moon) and was about Jean-Luc Godard, someone who I’ve heard a lot about, but wasn’...
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February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
My ★★★½ review of Nouvelle Vague boxd.it/cChKLJ
REVIEW: While Nouvelle Vague is a bit slow, repetitive and I didn’t get much from it, it’s still a watchable, well directed, and greatly performed homage. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/02/14/n...
Nouvelle Vague (2025) Review
The behind the scenes of the filming of Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless (1960), a landmark of the French New Wave film movement.
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February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
REVIEW: While Nouvelle Vague is a bit slow, repetitive and I didn’t get much from it, it’s still a watchable, well directed, and greatly performed homage. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/02/14/n...
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 2
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 AM
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 2
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 1
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 AM
#NowWatching Bridgerton Season 4 Episode 1
Interesting that Silent Hill Townfall is going to be first person
February 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Interesting that Silent Hill Townfall is going to be first person
Fuck yeah Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol 2
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Fuck yeah Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol 2
I don’t think I’m ready for Simon…
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I don’t think I’m ready for Simon…
Renoir’s Drafts time…
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Renoir’s Drafts time…