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Are you willing to die for tRump's illegal war to take over Venezuela, Columbia, Mexico, Greenland, Canada… the whole western hemisphere?

@followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #FYP #NoKings
#DonaldJtRump
#MarshallPlan
#War
#FDT
(Music-Slay, public domain, fair use)
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Today I'm Doing Nothing Because I Started Doing Nothing Yesterday And I Wasn't Finished!

HAPPY NEW YEAR !

@Highlights @Highlight @followers
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#HappyNewYear
#Motivation
#Inspiration
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Arlington National Cemetery

Since he wants to rename everything after himself, looking forward to this, the MEMORIAL part.

@Highlights @Highlight @followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending
#Rename
#DonaldJtRump
#ArlingtonNationalCemetery
#FDT
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Test Your Moral Fiber

@Highlights @Highlight @followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#MoralityTest
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(political parody, AI assisted)
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Make Africa Great Again
(political parody, AI assisted)

FACT: More Muslims are killed by terrorists in Nigeria than Christians

@Highlights @Highlight @followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Trending
#Nigeria
#Christians
#Muslims
#DonaldJtRump
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
#AllinTheFamily
We're going to miss you
R.I.P.

A reminder, not everyone experiences joy & laughter during the holidays. Reach out & tell someone that they are needed & loved. You may not get that chance again
~ The Chocolate Oracle
@followers
#MerryChristmas
Music & clips in public domain, fair use
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Boycott the CBS airing of the Kennedy Center Honors on Tuesday, December 23. Tell friends and family not to watch. Let's drive tRump nuts with bad ratings.

@followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #NoKings
#CBS
#KennedyCenter
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT

(AI assisted political parody)

@Highlights @Highlight @followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#KennedyCenter
#SanAndreasFault
#JoeBiden
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#FDT
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Michigan (11-0) Notches 6th 100+ Point Win In A Season With A 102-50 Victory Over La Salle

][V][ #GoBlue!

#Viral #Trending #FYP
#LaSalleExplorers
#MichiganWolverines
#Allin4Michigan
#ItsGreatToBeAMichiganWolverine
#HailToTheVictors
#LeadersAndBest
(Music - 99-1/2 Won't Do, public domain, fair use)
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
tRump Speech After Editing Out All Of His Lies

@Highlights @Highlight @Followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#DonaldJtRump
#Lies
#Liar
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
DEMOCRAT WOMEN AMASS OVERWHELMING WINS

Michelle Obama: America is not ready for female leaders

Mikie Sherrill, Abigail Spanberger & Eileen Higgins: Hold my beer!

#Viral #Trending #FYP
#Elections
#Democrat
#Women
#FDT
Music-Together We Are Stronger, Highland Park Collective
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
INDIANA WINS 2025 BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP

Which Way Did The Kick Go?
Wide Left Coach

Spoiling Ohio State's
Undefeated Season 13-10

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#IndianaHoosiers
#BigTenChampions
#OhioState
#WideLeft
#CryingRyan
#RyanDay
#MichiganWolverines
#ThirteenToTen
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
THANKSGIVING

Ain't Checked On Me All Year And Now Need Me To Cook For Thanksgiving? ...

I Ain't Cooking Nothing!

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Thanksgiving
#Dinner
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - We Gather Together, in public domain, fair use)
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
EPSTEIN FILE FALLOUT

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

Jeffrey Epstein & Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor
The Royal FORMERLY Known
As A Prince

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #NoKings
#Prince
#PrinceAndrew
#Epstein
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
House Votes To Release Epstein Files!

The Beginning Of The End

Donald tRump Painted HIMSELF Into A Corner

Release ALL The Epstein Files!

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #NoKings
#Epstein
#Transparency
#LameDuck
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Lift your cup if someone is still alive today because you didn't want to go to prison ...

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#ThoughtOfToday
#Restraint
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Aldelita Grijalva
#118
Making American Great Again
Exposing Pedophiles
Signer of The Epstein Discharge Petition

Release Them Epstein Files!

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #Resist #NoKings
#Epstein
#Coverup
#DonaldJtRump
#AldelitaGrijalva
#AIAssisted
#TheChocolateOracle
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
THROWBACK THURSDAY
Pictured is the 1st African American woman in a TV show leading role who was not a stereotypical domestic.

Can you name the TV show, characters pictured & actors who played them?

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#ThrowbackThursday
#TBT
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Grijalva Sworn In, Signs Epstein Discharge Petition

Donald, You In Trouble Now!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DpVaWR/

@POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Pedophile
#Epstein
#Coverup
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
Music - Mr. Newburger, Release Them Epstein Files, public domain, fair use
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Happy Veterans Day!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DbdacQ/

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#VeteransDay
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Same Sex Marriage Survives Kim Davis' Appeal To The Supreme Court

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8D4vVY8/

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Marriage
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle

(Music - Mendelssohn's Wedding March, public domain, fair use)
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Great moms turn them off first.
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Moms
#TBT
#ThrowbackThursdays
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
The 2025 Election Was NOT A Blue Wave.
It Was A Democrat Tsunami!

Democrats won everything!

@Highlights @Highlight @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Politics #NoKings
#BlueWave
#Tsunami
#Republicans
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
It's a blessing to be on top of the ground instead of the ground on top of you.

Do you agree?

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #PhotoShare #ForYou #FYP
#CelebrateLife
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - Celebrating Life - Ema Caem, public domain, fair use)
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
thechocolateoracle.bsky.social
Check out ThisChocolate Oracle Story:
ANOTHER GRIM FAIRYTALE
By The Chocolate Oracle
Narration by AI Morgan Freeman

@Highlight @Highlights
#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Storytime
#Grim
#FairyTale
#Fake
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DkpACv/l
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM