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Somehow managed to read 1.5 tablespoons and register that as 3 tablespoons in my brain, so now I have 2 trays of cookies baking in the oven that are twice the intended size and have to hope I don't end up with giant cookie sheets and also try to eyeball the added time needed. Thanks, brain.
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Somehow managed to read 1.5 tablespoons and register that as 3 tablespoons in my brain, so now I have 2 trays of cookies baking in the oven that are twice the intended size and have to hope I don't end up with giant cookie sheets and also try to eyeball the added time needed. Thanks, brain.
Xandy proposed giving me a Yes Day soon and it turns out I am just a toddler with the desires of a teenager in an old person's body without a pension!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Xandy proposed giving me a Yes Day soon and it turns out I am just a toddler with the desires of a teenager in an old person's body without a pension!!
Hot therapist, who knows that I think she's hot and that she was the catalyst for my full acceptance of my bisexuality, said that we'd talk about fantasies next week, so I think I might simply walk into traffic at some point in the next 7 days :)
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hot therapist, who knows that I think she's hot and that she was the catalyst for my full acceptance of my bisexuality, said that we'd talk about fantasies next week, so I think I might simply walk into traffic at some point in the next 7 days :)
I stupidly asked my therapist if she was around at Christmas and she said she wasn't so now I'm mini spiraling about missing a week or potentially two :)
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I stupidly asked my therapist if she was around at Christmas and she said she wasn't so now I'm mini spiraling about missing a week or potentially two :)
I've had the tummy troubles since Sunday and I had a coke zero for the first time today and legitimately nearly cried at how good it tasted...
Get a grip!!! Victorian child eating a dorito ahh me
Get a grip!!! Victorian child eating a dorito ahh me
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I've had the tummy troubles since Sunday and I had a coke zero for the first time today and legitimately nearly cried at how good it tasted...
Get a grip!!! Victorian child eating a dorito ahh me
Get a grip!!! Victorian child eating a dorito ahh me
Dropped 2kg overnight from shitting myself all night so who's to day it's good or bad tbh
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dropped 2kg overnight from shitting myself all night so who's to day it's good or bad tbh
Determining rug sizes is SO HARD
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Determining rug sizes is SO HARD
Read back a 4year old enneagram test report last week and low key got spooked at how accurate it was!!
Described it somewhat glibly as "anxious baby" to Hot Therapist and she LAUGHED like "omg you ARE just anxious baby motivated by search for safety"
Is this a diagnosis or..?
Described it somewhat glibly as "anxious baby" to Hot Therapist and she LAUGHED like "omg you ARE just anxious baby motivated by search for safety"
Is this a diagnosis or..?
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Read back a 4year old enneagram test report last week and low key got spooked at how accurate it was!!
Described it somewhat glibly as "anxious baby" to Hot Therapist and she LAUGHED like "omg you ARE just anxious baby motivated by search for safety"
Is this a diagnosis or..?
Described it somewhat glibly as "anxious baby" to Hot Therapist and she LAUGHED like "omg you ARE just anxious baby motivated by search for safety"
Is this a diagnosis or..?
I'm begging people who have just pulled their winter coats out of storage to please find a way to get the fucking musty ass cupboard smell out before going out around people!! Pls!! I've been sniffing myself every 5mins thinking it's me but no!!! It's not!!! I smell very good actually!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm begging people who have just pulled their winter coats out of storage to please find a way to get the fucking musty ass cupboard smell out before going out around people!! Pls!! I've been sniffing myself every 5mins thinking it's me but no!!! It's not!!! I smell very good actually!!!
Pine so hard, I got a yearning disability
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pine so hard, I got a yearning disability
Asian girl who insists she's mixed race when she does P in V with white boyfriend, press post
Chai just told me she was mixed race because "when you're inside me, I'm 10% white."
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Asian girl who insists she's mixed race when she does P in V with white boyfriend, press post
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Spiders don't know they're in your house.
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Spiders don't know they're in your house.
The new Cat Burns record is a heartbreaking delight!!! Can't wait to tell Hot Therapist to listen to the title track while reading my ADHD assessment report and go "it me"
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The new Cat Burns record is a heartbreaking delight!!! Can't wait to tell Hot Therapist to listen to the title track while reading my ADHD assessment report and go "it me"
Powdered my options of today's tasks for so long that there wasn't any time to do any of it ✌️
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Powdered my options of today's tasks for so long that there wasn't any time to do any of it ✌️
I saw my first love today 😍
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I saw my first love today 😍
New favourite thing is to give hot therapist homework in the form of "listen to this music" and yes I do check in the next session.
So far I've given her Chappell Roan, Sleep Token, Laufey and Hayley Williams. Might do babymetal next and see what kind of psychoanalysis she can come up with tbh
So far I've given her Chappell Roan, Sleep Token, Laufey and Hayley Williams. Might do babymetal next and see what kind of psychoanalysis she can come up with tbh
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
New favourite thing is to give hot therapist homework in the form of "listen to this music" and yes I do check in the next session.
So far I've given her Chappell Roan, Sleep Token, Laufey and Hayley Williams. Might do babymetal next and see what kind of psychoanalysis she can come up with tbh
So far I've given her Chappell Roan, Sleep Token, Laufey and Hayley Williams. Might do babymetal next and see what kind of psychoanalysis she can come up with tbh
Polling my oldest friends to ask if they consider me, now or in the past, an angry person, to take to hot therapist some new data points.
Feel free to chime in I guess?? She says I'm too "nice" and "sweet" and wonders where the anger goes. I'm PERTURBED!!! Obvs the anger goes inward but.
Feel free to chime in I guess?? She says I'm too "nice" and "sweet" and wonders where the anger goes. I'm PERTURBED!!! Obvs the anger goes inward but.
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Polling my oldest friends to ask if they consider me, now or in the past, an angry person, to take to hot therapist some new data points.
Feel free to chime in I guess?? She says I'm too "nice" and "sweet" and wonders where the anger goes. I'm PERTURBED!!! Obvs the anger goes inward but.
Feel free to chime in I guess?? She says I'm too "nice" and "sweet" and wonders where the anger goes. I'm PERTURBED!!! Obvs the anger goes inward but.
Sigh, just found out I am no better than a man because there was an armed police incident like 15m in front of me and there was a woman with a big gun and I'm like "oh.. Hot.."
October 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sigh, just found out I am no better than a man because there was an armed police incident like 15m in front of me and there was a woman with a big gun and I'm like "oh.. Hot.."
I hate my type A neighbours for making me live in anxiety in my own home that I don't currently live in yet, all because they're being cunts quibbling about at most a brick's worth of the shared wall
October 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hate my type A neighbours for making me live in anxiety in my own home that I don't currently live in yet, all because they're being cunts quibbling about at most a brick's worth of the shared wall
My therapist told me she cared about and had love for me last week and I almost said "ew", in case you were wondering how my brainworms are doing 👍
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
My therapist told me she cared about and had love for me last week and I almost said "ew", in case you were wondering how my brainworms are doing 👍
Accidentally using my "I'm just a smol Asian bean but also I'm a bit funny when I'm irrtable" traits to get workmen to feel sorry for me and deal with the cunt neighbour is good, actually?
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Accidentally using my "I'm just a smol Asian bean but also I'm a bit funny when I'm irrtable" traits to get workmen to feel sorry for me and deal with the cunt neighbour is good, actually?
Got a pair of second hand carhartt work jeans and a greggs sausage roll fits perfectly in the hammer pocket or whatever you call it. Perfectly synergised.
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Got a pair of second hand carhartt work jeans and a greggs sausage roll fits perfectly in the hammer pocket or whatever you call it. Perfectly synergised.
Cunt neighbour (+ her mum) being super nitpicky on the boundary of our shared wall lest us cleaning and restoring our brick/stonework will make her property "appear smaller" in case they need to sell.. I'm sorry but imagine being told to make sure not to fix something too much!
My ass is too fat!
My ass is too fat!
October 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Cunt neighbour (+ her mum) being super nitpicky on the boundary of our shared wall lest us cleaning and restoring our brick/stonework will make her property "appear smaller" in case they need to sell.. I'm sorry but imagine being told to make sure not to fix something too much!
My ass is too fat!
My ass is too fat!
I cock my head at an angle to better hear the music track in drum class all the time, like a fucking golden retriever
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I cock my head at an angle to better hear the music track in drum class all the time, like a fucking golden retriever