Andrew Morton
@thecannibaljig.bsky.social
Reviewing, writing, and thrashing, oh so much thrashing
This ghoul’s argument is that Israel could be a lot more efficient. Holy fuck www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/o...
Opinion | No, Israel Is Not Committing Genocide in Gaza
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July 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This ghoul’s argument is that Israel could be a lot more efficient. Holy fuck www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/o...
House of Rot made me nauseous in a way I didn’t know possible (affectionately)
🎉💀SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT💀🎉
HOUSE OF ROT's @dangerslater.bsky.social returns to Tenebrous w/a vicious blend of social satire & surreal body horror!
PORTLANDIA x LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS x Tenebrous finally gets cancelled in...WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE.
Out around Halloween 2026🖤☠️
HOUSE OF ROT's @dangerslater.bsky.social returns to Tenebrous w/a vicious blend of social satire & surreal body horror!
PORTLANDIA x LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS x Tenebrous finally gets cancelled in...WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE.
Out around Halloween 2026🖤☠️
July 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
House of Rot made me nauseous in a way I didn’t know possible (affectionately)
Just finished the incredible Angel Down by @danielkraus.com.
Definitely one to look forward to. Just make sure you have a brown paper bag to breathe into handy.
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Definitely one to look forward to. Just make sure you have a brown paper bag to breathe into handy.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Andrew's review of Angel Down
4/5: 4.5/5 Thank you to the publisher, author, and NetGalley for this ARC. This fish takes the bait and runs the reel down to the very end. Almost pulls the rod right out of your hands but knows wh...
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July 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just finished the incredible Angel Down by @danielkraus.com.
Definitely one to look forward to. Just make sure you have a brown paper bag to breathe into handy.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Definitely one to look forward to. Just make sure you have a brown paper bag to breathe into handy.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Celebrated the 4th in a way @sgj.bsky.social might approve. 10 mile bike ride with a steak burrito at the 6 mile mark
July 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Celebrated the 4th in a way @sgj.bsky.social might approve. 10 mile bike ride with a steak burrito at the 6 mile mark
Just bought 7/8 of these and another so 8 books for $10. I already own Helpmeet by Naben Ruthnum and it kicks serious ass!
Happy Canada Day! Our Canadian-authored eBooks are on sale for just $1 each!
8 books! Grab them all or just the ones you don't have. The sale is for 3 days only—starting July 1 and ending at midnight July 4.
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8 books! Grab them all or just the ones you don't have. The sale is for 3 days only—starting July 1 and ending at midnight July 4.
undertowpublications.com/ebooks
July 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just bought 7/8 of these and another so 8 books for $10. I already own Helpmeet by Naben Ruthnum and it kicks serious ass!
Just finished “Tell Me I’m Worthless” and it was so unbelievably good. It knows you hate it, wants it dead and it hates you right back. @torbooks.bsky.social
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Andrew's review of Tell Me I'm Worthless
5/5: This book is rabid. It’s thrashing and gnashing and gnarly and it hates and it is hated and it knows you want it dead, wants you worse than dead. On the cover, Paul Tremblay says it’s righteously...
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June 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just finished “Tell Me I’m Worthless” and it was so unbelievably good. It knows you hate it, wants it dead and it hates you right back. @torbooks.bsky.social
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Currently reading an ARC of Angel Down by @danielkraus.com. It feels like a big fish is took my bait and running with it. I’m just looking for a second to breathe, take a sip of water, but the book keeps swimming whether I’m holding it or not.
June 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Currently reading an ARC of Angel Down by @danielkraus.com. It feels like a big fish is took my bait and running with it. I’m just looking for a second to breathe, take a sip of water, but the book keeps swimming whether I’m holding it or not.
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Brody King once again saying No Kings with a sick new shirt for a great cause, the Local Hearts Foundation.
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June 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Brody King once again saying No Kings with a sick new shirt for a great cause, the Local Hearts Foundation.
edgemenstore.com/products/bro...
edgemenstore.com/products/bro...
My toxic trait is firmly believing the Devil beat Johnny in that damn fiddle contest.
June 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My toxic trait is firmly believing the Devil beat Johnny in that damn fiddle contest.
A tale of reproduction horror in a Vincent D'onofrio skinsuit from Men In Black.
"My Name Isn't Paul" by @drewhuff.bsky.social. About a guy whose name is kinda Paul. Maybe.
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"My Name Isn't Paul" by @drewhuff.bsky.social. About a guy whose name is kinda Paul. Maybe.
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Andrew's review of My Name Isn't Paul
3/5: 3.25/5 A deeply (in)human tale about reproductive anxiety. Thank you to the author, publisher, and NetGalley for providing an ARC for this title. Paul is a human. A human man. A human man with ...
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June 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A tale of reproduction horror in a Vincent D'onofrio skinsuit from Men In Black.
"My Name Isn't Paul" by @drewhuff.bsky.social. About a guy whose name is kinda Paul. Maybe.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
"My Name Isn't Paul" by @drewhuff.bsky.social. About a guy whose name is kinda Paul. Maybe.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Pencilled in as 1a. or 1b. on my all time favorites.
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social
It’s not as good as they all say, it’s better. Take what you knew about vampires, turn it into pemmican, and chew on it for a good 400 pages.
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The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social
It’s not as good as they all say, it’s better. Take what you knew about vampires, turn it into pemmican, and chew on it for a good 400 pages.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Andrew's review of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter
5/5: If you’ve never read a SGJ work or haven’t meshed with his style, start here! Not only is it him at his absolute best, it’s also the most easily digestible. It still has that distinct voice, that...
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June 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Pencilled in as 1a. or 1b. on my all time favorites.
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social
It’s not as good as they all say, it’s better. Take what you knew about vampires, turn it into pemmican, and chew on it for a good 400 pages.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social
It’s not as good as they all say, it’s better. Take what you knew about vampires, turn it into pemmican, and chew on it for a good 400 pages.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
The October Film Haunt by @michaelwehunt.bsky.social.
This is unlike anything I’ve read before. This book takes the genre, chews it up, and spits it back out. Everything from the cult of cult classics to toxic fandom. If it works for you, you’ll love it.
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This is unlike anything I’ve read before. This book takes the genre, chews it up, and spits it back out. Everything from the cult of cult classics to toxic fandom. If it works for you, you’ll love it.
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Andrew's review of The October Film Haunt
3/5: Thank you to the author and publisher for providing an ARC. “Will you believe in what you made?” This is certainly unlike any book I’ve read. It draws you in with a “haunted media” revenge pre...
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June 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The October Film Haunt by @michaelwehunt.bsky.social.
This is unlike anything I’ve read before. This book takes the genre, chews it up, and spits it back out. Everything from the cult of cult classics to toxic fandom. If it works for you, you’ll love it.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
This is unlike anything I’ve read before. This book takes the genre, chews it up, and spits it back out. Everything from the cult of cult classics to toxic fandom. If it works for you, you’ll love it.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Going to start sharing some reviews, some recent reads, some old favorites.
First up, the upcoming “Breathe In, Bleed Out” by @brianmcwriter.bsky.social
This book is a fun, bloody time, and the man behind the pen knows and honors those that paved the road.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
First up, the upcoming “Breathe In, Bleed Out” by @brianmcwriter.bsky.social
This book is a fun, bloody time, and the man behind the pen knows and honors those that paved the road.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Andrew's review of Breathe In, Bleed Out
4/5: *Thank you to the author and publisher for providing this ARC* Who knew balancing chakras could be so damn bloody? Readers of McAuley’s previous works (I’ve only read Reaper at this time but t...
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June 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Going to start sharing some reviews, some recent reads, some old favorites.
First up, the upcoming “Breathe In, Bleed Out” by @brianmcwriter.bsky.social
This book is a fun, bloody time, and the man behind the pen knows and honors those that paved the road.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
First up, the upcoming “Breathe In, Bleed Out” by @brianmcwriter.bsky.social
This book is a fun, bloody time, and the man behind the pen knows and honors those that paved the road.
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...