The Canada Party
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America, But Better.
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Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.
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The fake news media loves subjectivity when it comes to race and gender -- why not age? Were Epstein's victims really "children," or just "non-adult aligned"? Is Trump really a pedophile, or just "tween curious"? Think, people!
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The fake news media loves subjectivity when it comes to race and gender -- why not age? Were Epstein's victims really "children," or just "non-adult aligned"? Is Trump really a pedophile, or just "tween curious"? Think, people!
America in a headline.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
America in a headline.
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How will FOX viewers be hallucinating the No Kings protest? Welcome to Antifa Headquarters.
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October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
How will FOX viewers be hallucinating the No Kings protest? Welcome to Antifa Headquarters.
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open.substack.com/pub/cannonwr...
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The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.
BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires.
YouTube video by Brian Calvert
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October 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
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September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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@brittlestar.com Let's do a news together. www.thecanadaparty.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@brittlestar.com Let's do a news together. www.thecanadaparty.com
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Breaking it down as simply as possible. The lies flow downward, the money upward.
August 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Breaking it down as simply as possible. The lies flow downward, the money upward.
Happy Caturday! Support independent artists! @brittlestar.com
July 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy Caturday! Support independent artists! @brittlestar.com
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Happy Caturday!
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Caturday!
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com
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Hot off the press!
Why July 4th feels like a funeral instead of a birthday.
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Why July 4th feels like a funeral instead of a birthday.
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Happy Birthday America! You Almost Made It.
The Declaration of Independence, annotated for 2025.
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July 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Why July 4th feels like a funeral instead of a birthday.
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Why July 4th feels like a funeral instead of a birthday.
cannonwriter.substack.com/p/happy-birt...
Happy Canada Day! Enjoy it while you got it!
July 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Happy Canada Day! Enjoy it while you got it!
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July 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Check out my new feature in The New Republic on how Trump's playing-jenga-with-oven-mitts approach to the economy is killing the town of Point Roberts.
newrepublic.com/article/1961...
newrepublic.com/article/1961...
The Tiny Border Town Getting Battered by Trump’s Tariffs on Canada
On America’s northern border, Trump’s trade war is already causing devastation in communities like Point Roberts—and the economic and cultural damage may be permanent.
newrepublic.com
June 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Check out my new feature in The New Republic on how Trump's playing-jenga-with-oven-mitts approach to the economy is killing the town of Point Roberts.
newrepublic.com/article/1961...
newrepublic.com/article/1961...
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Even if the trade war ended tomorrow, the damage Trump has already done to relations with Canada may be irreparable. newrepublic.com/article/1961...
The Tiny Border Town Getting Battered by Trump’s Tariffs on Canada
On America’s northern border, Trump’s trade war is already causing devastation in communities like Point Roberts—and the economic and cultural damage may be permanent.
newrepublic.com
June 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Sound on.
June 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sound on.
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Please stop calling me Taco Belle.
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Please stop calling me Taco Belle.
Jill Biden has a doctorate in what Don Jr needs more of.
May 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Jill Biden has a doctorate in what Don Jr needs more of.
The DHS just announced that they are considering a reality show where immigrants compete for citizenship. The official distance from satire to news is about 3 weeks.
Canada solves America's immigration problem by weaponizing reality shows. New video! #UnAmericanIdol #AmericaButBetter
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Canada solves America's immigration problem by weaponizing reality shows. #UnAmericanIdol
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May 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The DHS just announced that they are considering a reality show where immigrants compete for citizenship. The official distance from satire to news is about 3 weeks.
The president of the United States does not know the answer to the most fundamental question of American democracy. (NYT)
May 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The president of the United States does not know the answer to the most fundamental question of American democracy. (NYT)
The Ukraine-US mineral agreement isn't a "deal," it's extortion.
"Nice country you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it."
"Nice country you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it."
April 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The Ukraine-US mineral agreement isn't a "deal," it's extortion.
"Nice country you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it."
"Nice country you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it."
