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Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The fake news media loves subjectivity when it comes to race and gender -- why not age? Were Epstein's victims really "children," or just "non-adult aligned"? Is Trump really a pedophile, or just "tween curious"? Think, people!
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
America in a headline.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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How will FOX viewers be hallucinating the No Kings protest? Welcome to Antifa Headquarters.

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October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires!

youtu.be/LyDD1BhxWAY?...
BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires.
YouTube video by Brian Calvert
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October 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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"I would like to speak to the manager."

"Ma'am, this is the United Nations."

#escalatorgate
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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WELCOME TO NEWS
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Breaking it down as simply as possible. The lies flow downward, the money upward.
August 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Happy Caturday! Support independent artists! @brittlestar.com
Happy Caturday!
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com
July 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Happy Caturday!
Get the book here: MagnaCata.com
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Hot off the press!

Why July 4th feels like a funeral instead of a birthday.

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Happy Birthday America! You Almost Made It.
The Declaration of Independence, annotated for 2025.
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July 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Happy Canada Day! Enjoy it while you got it!
July 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Canada caved like a peaceful protestor under a flurry of ICE batons. #tarrifs #tariffs
July 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Check out my new feature in The New Republic on how Trump's playing-jenga-with-oven-mitts approach to the economy is killing the town of Point Roberts.

newrepublic.com/article/1961...
The Tiny Border Town Getting Battered by Trump’s Tariffs on Canada
On America’s northern border, Trump’s trade war is already causing devastation in communities like Point Roberts—and the economic and cultural damage may be permanent.
newrepublic.com
June 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Proud to have written this for @thenewrepublic.bsky.social
June 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Sound on.
Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
June 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Please stop calling me Taco Belle.
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Jill Biden has a doctorate in what Don Jr needs more of.
May 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The DHS just announced that they are considering a reality show where immigrants compete for citizenship. The official distance from satire to news is about 3 weeks.
May 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The president of the United States does not know the answer to the most fundamental question of American democracy. (NYT)
May 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Ukraine-US mineral agreement isn't a "deal," it's extortion.

"Nice country you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it."
April 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
April 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM