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Archival Twitter migration for @SuspiciouslyBusty
If this was fictional, critics would say the symbolism is too heavy handed https://x.com/eperezibarguen/status/1845994356202778634
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
At the doctor's office in the waiting room when a little kid notices my mask and starts asking the adult she's with for one too. Her adult just argues with her about how she doesn't /really/ want one and doesn't need one.

Absolute fucking brain worms.
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ever see a Concord with a ramjet scoop? https://x.com/twaniimals/status/1839515142180000163
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I feel like someone took the second act plot twist from <REDACTED> and made it into its own film, and I'm so here for it! https://x.com/FilmUpdates/status/1836198034943938614
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This Power Over Ethernet stuff is easy... https://x.com/TracketPacer/status/1836526656347083170
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"I'm going to touch your face with my long arm hands."
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When they asked if I wanted my rotors drilled or not this isn't what I had in mind. https://x.com/Blackfingers63/status/1832017734294503697
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground!" https://x.com/rinnberuarubino/status/1830564956527595874
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I need a gyro and to be told I'm cute
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I absolutely NEED this color palette and design motif applied to a Chevrolet Spark or Wuling Hongguang convertible like a 21st century Fiat Jolly. Bonus points if it retains the Cadillac badging. https://x.com/Morbidly_Thicc/status/1815382052939649498
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Now my laptop can run Besiege at 4K and 50+fps o_O
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Kill me or release me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk!" https://x.com/No9__nine/status/1813994457823629743
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
TIL about this caucasity and now you can too!

It's $5 a can!

It's not even real beer!

It's chicken flavored sparkling water for your dog!

https://www.baxterbaileycompany.com/products/good-girl-dog-beer-tail-chasin-blonde
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free. https://x.com/Naila_Ayad/status/1811071100341956729
July 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You can tell if someone is a native midwesterner if they have a positive reaction to this food https://x.com/jazzmineabriana/status/1810679058818023712
July 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM